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@redactedrichie
AU where everything is exactly the same except instead of wanting to fuck Pennywise the clown y'all are normal functioning human beings
I fucking hope soÂ
IT (2017) x Over The Garden Wall
the loserâs club as my friends ?/?
richie: hanging 14 inflatable seals from the ceiling. they stay there for five months because heâs the only one tall enough to reach them.
mike hanlon: making a ton of jokes about Arbyâs, never has set foot in an Arbyâs
bill: replying outloud to a state legislator with âthat sounds fake, but okay.â
stan: pronouncing runescape as run escape just to make richie mad
bev: urgently pretending to get up and frantically run for the exit
eddie: loudly complaining about his friends being messy while simultaneously throwing his own stuff on the floor and leaving his used coffee cup on the table
ben: stealing everyoneâs gum for six months, and upon getting caught after heavy denial, he fills an entire drawer with gum
but heâs superglued the gum together and then to the bottom of the drawer so you canât get it out if you tried - because everyone always takes his stuff without asking (and itâs true.)
Iâd like to thank everyone who recently started writing Richieâs parents as non abusive and overall good parents because it makes me super happy to imagine him with good experiences instead of bad ones
Donât quote me on this but I think Finn Wolfhard might have played Richie Tozier in IT 2017âŠ
um, Iâm gonna need sources on this one :/Â
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What some of yâall think Eddie is like vs. What heâs actually like
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The boys <3
My favourite Reddie concept is a bully hitting Richie and breaking his glasses and Eddie losing his shit about it. Like, the tall and strong and crazy piece of shit is walking away with a winning feeling, everybody cheering his name for knocking that nerd out, and Eddie fucking screeches âIâM GONNA KILL YOU!â and jumps on his back like a mad radioactive koala and nobody knows what happens next, itâs all black for every soul in Derry, but the guy needs medical attention and Eddie is freaking out because he scratched his knee.
reddieâs wedding but instead of them choosing who walks down the aisle they both get blindfolded and start at opposite sides of the room and itâs a competition where whoever reaches the alter first gets to say their vows first
eddie, walking in circles: AM I THERE YET
bill, mike, stan, and bev, in unison: not even close
richie, tripping over a relative and falling to the floor: iâM GONNA WIN YOU FUCKING LOSER
eddie: IF I LOSE THIS WEDDING IS CANCELLED
ben, filming the whole thing: they really were made for each other
lmao they blindfold eddie and just make richie do it without glasses on
can you do a hc where it compares how eddie acts when one of the losers are sick vs when richie is sick (bc reddie of course)
oh heeeell yeah im love this one. dedicated to my gf @latinxrichie who is currently sick and i wish i could be taking care of her (also inspired by her because she literally is telling me sheâs on her deathbed)
âą thanks to all the bullshit w his mom eddie has basically reacted to sickness in the same way for as long as any of the losers can rememberâą if someoneâs sick it triggers his inner âmom friendââą heâll go out of his way to do nice thingsâą drop off a care package full of tissues or medicine, flowers, a thermos full of soupâą but because of his paranoia he wonât actually go near themâą he canât stand the thought of his friends being sickâą but he doesnât want to be sick himselfâą itsâŠ. complicatedâą in fact he usually wears a face mask and gloves if he comes into any contact with themâą he actually brought soup directly to bill when he was sick onceâą when he was sure that bill had âcoughed on himâ he never did it againâą however, the losers notice this begin to change during later years of high schoolâą but the changes are only revolving around richieâą touching his forehead if he says he doesnât feel well, or walking him to the drinking fountain or bathroom to splash water on his faceâą sometimes richie will cough or sneeze before throwing an arm around eddie, and the smaller boy will seem completely unfazed and just continue talkingâą one day in particular richie is out of schoolâą eddie is ready to bitch and moan about how he âshouldnât be ditching school, ive told him a thousand timesâ when stan mentions he stayed home sickâą eddie goes home early that dayâą when the losers stop by richieâs later to see how heâs doing theyâre all shocked to find that eddie is already thereâą sitting on the edge of his bed and feeding him soup⊠not even wearing a face maskâą richie, despite being sick and weak, seems pretty damn smug lying there with a damp cloth on his foreheadâą âthanks for checking on me, guys. im dying, and i hope youâll all remember me fondly, but as you can see i have the cutest nurse-ââą eddie is beyond embarrassedâą âokay visiting hours are overââą grumbles and tries to nudge their friends to go, who are all laughingâą âeddie.. did you really ditch school to take care of richie?ââą âgoodbye stanleyââą he closes the door behind them to return to richie, who just smirks at himâą âdying, rich?ââą âi am, but at least this is how i get to goââą eddie sighs and averts his gaze in irritation, but his cheeks turn a bright pink, and he simply sits on the edge of the bed againâą âby the way, donât call me cuteâ
some Disney World thoughts
okay Iâve been thinking about when I worked at Disney (WDW in Florida, to be specific) and I want! to write this AU! so bad! but I have to finish my other stuff first! so in the meantime, hereâs some thoughts about the Losers as Disney World employees:
Bill - Guest Relations at Magic Kingdom
Bill looks good in plaid, and he knows it. Excellent at handling angry guests, so is often stuck at Town Hall trying to juggle a bunch of sweaty, cranky tourists. Less good at giving VIP tours; often ends up on tangents or making up stories, and is not good at hiding the fact that heâs annoyed by the entitled rich assholes that purchase VIP stuff. Doesnât know shit about how ticketing works, which has gotten him in trouble a few times. One time, on a day off, he saw a beautiful boy at the Boardwalk, and heâs gone back quite a few times in hopes that heâd see him again. At this point, heâs given up hope on the guy not being a tourist, but the reality of the situation is that heâs just too dense to have checked inside the proximal resorts, because: Stan - Front Desk at the Yacht Club Resort
Stan is the Precision King. Heâs never bungled a reservation, and all of his fellow Yacht Club castmates regard him with an amount of awe (for work reasons and also because he looks fucking incredible in the nautical themed costume). Salutes to the Captain greeter every morning. Spends his free time watching the white ibises out on the Boardwalk (and, more recently, a lost looking blonde guy walking around and around and around, seemingly looking for something).
Ben - Imagineer
Ben is ALL UP ON THAT RIDE PLANNING SHIT. Really good about bridging the gap between childhood dreams and attractions that are also interesting to adults. Gets put in charge of a lot of the Star Wars stuff because he knows the lore like the back of his hand. Quietly hopes to be put on a project at MK one day because he went into costuming there one (1) time and highkey fell in love with one of the attendantsâŠ.. Bev - Costuming Operations at Magic Kingdom
Bev is the raddest and sweetest costumer at MK! Everyone hopes sheâs working when they come in to check out clothes bc sheâs not a fucking stickler like literally everyone else that works there. Doesnât get to spend a lot of time with character costumes bc she likes to make modifications that âarenât in fitting with the classic characterâs personaâ, but enjoys messing around with the classic attractions cast costumes all the same. Her faves are the Mansion Maid/Butler outfits. Richie - Attractions Cast: Jungle Cruise
Richie âShould Not Have Been Handed A Microphone, But Somehow Here He Isâ Tozier. Is phenomenal at his job, but gets in trouble bc he doesnât follow the script At All (managers hate him! guests love him! people come specifically to request him!) His botes have definitely gone viral at least twice because heâs funny as fuck. Always wears the god-awful khaki shorts option for his costume; REFUSES to switch to pants. The humidity makes his hair 3x bigger than it already is, which adds to the comedy of his whole schtick. Prowls the tunnels when heâs on his 30 minute break, trying and failing to locate a character attendant he fell head over heels for from across Aladdinâs Flying Carpets when he was at Fastpass one time. Eddie - Character Attendant
Eddie is the King of All Character Attendants because he knows better than anyone how to say ânoâ kindly but firmly, which makes him a boss at herding people through lines and/or cutting off lines. Was placed with Peter Pan in Adventureland for a really long time, which was problematic because people confused him for Pan right up until Pan actually made an appearance in costume. Has (illegally) signed his fair share of Pan autographs. Has a really embarrassing crush on one of the more boisterous Jungle Cruise Skippers, so avoids that ride (and that guy, in the tunnels) at all costs. Is most often at Princess Fairytale Hall with Tiana and Rapunzel. The entertainment cast members LOVE him - the girls think heâs adorable and the guys lowk all have crushes on him. Mike - Epcot Kidcot Attendant
Kidcot is the kid programming for the World Showcase at Epcot, and Mike is all over that ish. He is SUCH A GOOD TEACHER, and gets so hype about the activities at each of the stations that he draws in a huge crowd of kids every time. Knows sooooo much about every single country, and is incredibly good at talking about it and making connections so that the kids leave Epcot actually having learned something. Basically the only reason why Kidcot is still afloatâŠwell, him and Perry the Platypus.
idk-why-i-wrote-this!au + ten points if u can guess the 80s movie
âJust one more minute,â Eddie tapped on the side of the car. âIâm sorry, I know weâre already late. I just have to take the trash out, I locked up.â
âIt was a very long day,â Myra told him carefully, whine just edging into the back of her voice. âWhy are you so late?â She had arrived over a half hour ago, and he did feel bad about it. But there was only so much he could do as the last waiter on shift, he had to clean up.
âThe wedding singer had this weird melt down in the middle of the reception.â He told his fiancĂ©, leaning in conspiratorially. âHe was all fine singing I Canât Fight this Feeling- and then, all of a sudden, was furiously ranting about how couples can succeed. And then he sang a song comparing his exgirlfriend to a⊠well, it certainly wasnât polite. The best man of the wedding threw a punch, and half the wedding table got destroyed.â
âThat poor brideâŠâ Myra looked devastated on her behalf.
âPoor wedding singer got beat to high heavens, Marty. I think they threw him into the dumpster.â He told her earnestly.
âWell,â she eyed the bag by his feet. âDo hurry, Iâm exhausted. But try and make sure you donât rain the man in additional garbage.â
âYeah.â He sighed, lifting the bag with a bit of struggle. âBe just a minute.â
âPlease make it just a minute!!â Myra called after him as he rounded the corner of the building to the well secluded dumpsters behind it. He approached with caution. He might not be in there, and it was a silly rumor spread by bus boys. Eddie decide to air on the side of caution, and felt foolish as he carefully approached.
âWedding singer, sir, uh.â Eddie knocked politely on the side of the dumpster. âAre you in there?â
âRoger that.â He didnât sound like a man in a dumpster. He sounded. Plain.
âAre you okay?â
âPeachy.â
âI need to throw out the trash from tonight.â
âGo for it.â
âUhâŠâ Eddie looked down at the bag. It was large and heaving and it, like the dumpster itself, smelled very, very bad.
âItâs okay. I live here now.â
âYou shouldnât do that. Youâre too talented for that.â Eddie told him honestly. His set before the entire emotional-break-down-rage-singing-telling-his-ex-to-choke-in-song.
Mussed hair and big eyes appeared, squinting at him skeptically over the top edge of the dumpster.
âI was going to book you for my wedding.â
They continued to squint.
âAnd this smells really bad.â
âItâs been a tough week, pal.â
âSo Iâve gathered. I canât imagine how staying in ther will help. Gotta get back on the horse, right? Canât get on a horse in a dumpster.â He nervously checked his watch- Myra would chew him out later.
âDumpster or otherwise, Iâm never performing another song. If I could even get hired.â
âI just said I would hire you!â
âAnd you are?â
âEddie Kaspbrak. Man with trash.â
âRichie Tozier. Man of trash.â
âIt was a good set,â Eddie encouraged, ignoring Richieâs moan of protest at the compliment. âIt was!â He insisted.
Richie laughed ingenuinely from inside the dumpster. âYou sure know how to make a man feel special.â
âDo I know how to make a man get out a dumpster?â Eddie joked impishly. He was almost surprised when Richieâs large hands gripped the top edge, hoisting himself up, so he could see the rest of his face, and then his shoulders. His face was red and bleeding, beginnings of bruises aleady faint on his cheekbones. He looked mad - stark raving, in his own, handsome-ish way.
âWell, I hate to-â Richie was smirking when he slipped, seemingly, and crashed with a wet sounding noise into the dumpster. Eddieâs heart crashed with him, empathy nearly swallowing him alive.
âSo, youâre back in the dumpster.â Eddie tried to joke lightly. The silence between them attempted to punch a hole in his ear drum.
âYou know, itâs kind of like a metaphor.â Eddie tried again, optimistically.
âIâll metaphor you, Kaspbrak.â Richieâs muffled voice replied from the inside of the dumpster. Eddie heaved an enormous sigh. He pulled the sleeves of his just slightly oversized black button down over his palms and propped himself up, heaving a leg over the side of the dumpster to balance on its edge. He offered his hand down to Richie.
âYou know what they say,â Eddie told him as he, with a good deal of effort, tugged him up. âWhen life gives you garbageâŠâ he had no idea where he was going with that one.
âYou climb it?â Richie asked skeptically. âNo one says that.â But he did manage, with Eddieâs help, to straddle the side of the dumpster as Eddie had done. Eddie grinned at him. âNo one says that,â he inspected Eddieâs face with a little smile of his own.
âI do,â Eddie shrugged. âAnd I also say that you shouldnât let one bad performance ruin your whole career.â He didnât know why he was trying to help this filthy man. Habit of Eddieâs, he supposed, overactive empathy.
âHardly a career.â
âI see a lot of singers at this joint,â he pointed at the large country club banquet room. âIâm not just saying youâre good to butter you up. I donât even like butter.â
âEveryone likes butter.â
âThere you go again with the generalizations. Nobody climbs trash, everybody likes butterâŠâ Eddie rolled his eyes, continuing his rant just because Richieâs mouth was quirking into a smile, melting at some of the tension on his face. âA bad show keeps a star from rising.â He added on.
âIâm going to go home and eat soy sauce on crackers. And I have to return their deposit.â
âThereâs always struggle at the beginning.â
âShe threw her shoe at me. I had the brideâs fucking shoe in here.â Richie grin looked familiar, like Eddie had known him - would know him. That weird feeling between people where the universe clicks! and says hello, this is an important development in your life, youâre welcome!
âWell go get it!â Eddie scoffed, gesturing down a the trash. âTry and trade it with her for the deposit.â
And when Richie snorted, it shattered the apathetic class clouding his eyes. He looked down at the dumpster, squinting to see if he could see the shoe. Eddie watched him look. It was, safely, much more interesting than watching trash.
âIt looks smaller from here.â Richie noted plaintively, raking a hand through his sticky looking hair.
Eddie nearly laughed. âMe or the dumpster?â
Richie laughed, shoulder slumped but not despairingly. âBoth.â He held out his hand. Eddie shook it. âThank you, my good sir.â He said in a posh British accent. âGenuinely, though. I dunno how I would have got outta this without you.â
Eddie snorted, a sweet warm mix of the two laughs coming together, on top of a dumpster. âGlad youâre back on your feet,â Eddie grinned at him, kicking at his foot with his own. Richie huffed with a smile, looking down at their shoes. âOn your way to success.â Eddie more purposefully kicked him. Richie laughed, tapping his foot against the dumpster. âSoâŠâ Eddie leaned forward, balancing carefully by setting a hand in between them on the edge. His fingers were splayed âwill you sing at my wedding?â
Richie looked at him with surprise. Eddie watch his large eyes simmer into fondness, a half-smile toying at his mouth. He sighed deeply, coming straight from his lungs to the air between them, a soft, and sad, yet accepting sound.
He reached down, and pat Eddieâs hand with one of his, smiled kindly, and replied sweetly: âno.â
@tossertozier PLS CONTINUE THIS AND TAG ME
Richie & Eddie XD It 2017
eddie: being gay isnât a choice!
eddie: itâs a game. and iâm winning
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âSwear, swear, if IT isnât dead, if IT ever comes back, weâll come back too.â
au where eddie is trying to get away from his mom but college is expensive, and because heâs still legally a dependent of his mom he canât get any good aid. so he and his short term friend and roommate richie tozier agree to get married so eddie can be legally independent of his mom and his aid can be based on their combined annual sallaries (considering eddie works at a coffee shop and richie does va commissions, thatâs not much)
to make it believable richie sort of invites eddie into the tozier family - maggie and went are TOTALLY in on it and know everything, but after hearing eddieâs story about his mom and dad they decide to treat him like heâs their son anyways.
anyways uh, obviously they get feelings for each other and shit
Oh my god yes