Somewhat Relevant Rambles

Sydney. Probably. | she/they | aroace lesbian | Rejected resume tidbits: Interests include photography, playing with dogs, the EMS 20/20 podcast, and taking pictures of dogs while listening EMS 20/20. Established a pro-Oxford Comma propaganda machine at my high school’s writing center. Experimented on children. (Okay this one is on my resume but it’s phrased better). | More info in pinned post.

[cakepursuedbyabear]

Finally, A Landing Post

Welcome to my main blog! This blog is chaotic, but it pales in comparison to the chaos in my head. Please see if any of the following apply to you:

If you are here because I said something about writing, you are welcome to check my stuff out @sydneywritespursuedbyabear.

If you are here because of something I said on a fandom post, you'll also want to follow @fanbloggingpursuedbyabear. I'll still interact from this blog, though.

If you are here because you hate me or are mad at me, I'd recommend the block button.

If you are a porn bot, you're probably not reading this, but please do not follow.

DNI IF:

Your blog is solely for sexual content/kink (occasional NSFW posts are fine); you are racist, antisemitic, homophobic, transphobic, etc.; you are not willing to treat me with respect.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jellybeanium124]

The condition PCOS is now called PMOS. What to know about the name change and what it means for care

A hormonal condition affecting 1 in 8 women around the world just got a new name in hopes of improving care.

huge update for the owchy irregular period haver community

[theincaprincess]

I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[miss-nerd-alert]

The fact that Justin Timberlake is not only aware of this meme, but actively hates it, just makes this even funnier.

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[mbmbimbo]

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[eighthdoctor]

what is the POINT of hold music if every 30 seconds you're going to interrupt it, make me think i'm finally done, then say "we're sorry, our staff is busy on other calls. please hold on, we will be with you shortly."

like just play the damned hold music that's what it's for

[silly-signs]

In front of you are 11 doors, and a box. You can only open one, each leading you to a different prize (or in this case a to a randomized website or music video link). Which are you picking?

Door 1

Blue door 2

Revolving door 3

Thick door 4

Door 5

Cat door 6

Slanted door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

Dog door 10

Clown themed door 11

BOX!

Voting ended onApr 8

Links below!

Door 1

Door 2

Revolving door 3

Door 4

Door 5

🐱Door 6🐱

Door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

🐶Door 10🐶

🤡Door 11🤡

BOX!

[greater-than-the-sword]

I bet those astronauts are pretty excited to be the farthest from Earth anybody's ever been. You might even say they're over the moon about it

[dcvina-claires]

“i don’t even care that he was an addict. i care that he was a fucking asshole” okay good. now that she’s said it can we stop with the “santos hates addicts” smear campaign?

[creditscoreof120]

Also can we talk about THE Dr. Baran Al-Hashimi in this episode???? Saved a kid’s life doing a procedure she had never done in person (perfectly executed while also teaching it when even Robby was obviously too intimidated to try it) and refusing to take Garcia’s shit about “butchering” the cut because she knows she did that!!! And then also not scared to professionally, privately, and firmly call Robby out about his behavior with Samira??? Even while he was acting like a bit of a child about it?? Oh I love her BAD