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I once accidentally sexualized Elmo… I’m sorry.

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About Me

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Howdy! I’m Red (she/her)! I’m a hopeless romantic for fictional characters, and I really like writing. I don’t have as much time for it these days, but I still enjoy doing what I can!

My favourite colours are green and purple, I listen to Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Mac and AC/DC, I cannot spell, and I’m pretty much always tired and overwhelmed. :) I’m also in uni and work a lot, so updates are really horribly timed.

While I do write 18+, anything that is so, is marked appropriately. MDNI on those ones! Also, about 90% of my writing has cursing in it, so please also be aware of that! I don’t always note that in my author’s notes. 🫶

I also don’t write smut between wlm or mlm ships, as I cannot properly imagine it. I have no issues writing heavy smut between two ladies however. 😏 🏳️‍🌈

Links to my Content…

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Legend…

★ One-Shot ♪ Chaptered

☆ Series ♫ Complete

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Marvel Cinematic Universe

Agathario: Agatha x Rio

- AAA: Missing Scenes ☆

o Mummy said the f— word! ★

o Westview ★

o Mi Amor Flor ★

o WHMHNF, HHHF ★

o Until The End of Time ★

- AgathaRio Alternative Universe

o Puppy Love ★

o For Luck, Mi Amor ★

o The Road ★

o How to Lose an Election and

Kiss a Girl ★

- Full Story (In Progress)

o The Things We Left Unfinished

o Ethically… I Hate You! (?)

Harximoff: Wanda x Agatha

- Scarlet Hearts Make Violet Sparks ♪

- To Grow Old In ★

- Our Love Thrives on the Vine ★

Harry Potter

Harmony: Harry x Hermione

- Kids in an Adult War ♪

Jily: James x Lily

- Lily Lives, James Died ☆

- It was all a dream ☆

- James and Lily Live ☆

- Avada Kedavra, Bitch ★

Star Wars

Scoundress: Han x Leia

- Flyboy ★

- You Left Me With A Part of You ★

Character Headcanons:

Wanda Maximoff Headcanons

What I will not (or cannot) write…

Ginny x Harry

Ron x Hermione

Pure spice: I need plot.

Incest: that’s not my thing.

A few of my fandoms…

Harry Potter (books and movies)

Star Wars,

Marvel (comics and movies),

Hunger Games (books and movies),

Percy Jackson + HoO (books),

Divergent (books and movies)

Grey’s Anatomy (I’m only just starting S12), and a bunch more!

List of my ships as I find and ship them (no explaination. I ship characters with multiple people):

- Agatha x Rio

- Agatha x Wanda

- Wanda x Natasha

- Galinda x Elphaba

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AMA and I’ll share my thoughts!

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good news everyone

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Me: drawing pictures of my girlfriend

Also me: “omg that’s so gay-“

And then still me: “wait-“

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The lesbian falls in love after one meaningful conversation. The straight girl falls in love after six months. The aroace girl falls asleep halfway through both stories.

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A straight girl, a lesbian, and an aroace girl walk into a bar.

Five minutes later, a bi girl walks in too.

The bartender sighs in relief and goes, “Thank god. Now the internet can’t cancel this joke.”

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A straight girl, a lesbian, and an aroace girl walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and goes, “So… who’s here for the drinks?”

The straight girl says, “Me and my boyfriend are fighting.”

The lesbian says, “Me and my girlfriend are fighting.”

The aroace girl says, “I just wanted mozzarella sticks and to observe human behavior.”

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Close enough welcome back Agathario

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Gay girls have the most fun- my coworker

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That lesbian feeling of “I’d do anything for you”

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The fact that my province is banning pride flags from schools is disgusting

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how does wasabi work

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I go “wow I wanna study anatomy and become a doctor” and then study the anatomy of women in their fifties, and suffer from lesbianism

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Shes so pretty guys

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well maybe i am "the faggot america"

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Lesbianism is drawing and writing on rocks to ask a girl to be your gf

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Rio deadass got jealous of Wanda- AgathaRio had a huge fight lol

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND I GOT THESE FUCKERS TOGEYHER TWO! DOESNT MATTER THAT ITS TWO AM, BUT IVE GOT MY THREE MAINS TOGETHER! GELPHIE, AGATHARIO, AND HARLIVY!!! I’m currently working on Bechloe/bloe. I need to make the BloodPotions, SharonLilia, BlackHill, Gellmore, and TwistedSisters miis, and then get them all together. Hehehehehehe. Let me know who else I should add