Heathers Quotes for the Signs
Aries: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"
Taurus: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
Gemini: "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling"
Cancer: "My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
Leo: -"Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
-"Because I can be."
Virgo: "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"
Libra: "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
Scorpio: "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
Sagittarius: -"Veronica, you look like hell."
-"Yeah? I just got back."
Capricorn: "If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn to fly."
Aquarius: "Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."
Pisces: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."

















