This Is Where The Fish Lives

Salutations, I'm the good captain Nickel. I reblog stupid bullshit and sometimes post my own musings. I identify as a female and prefer female pronouns, and I use a sickening amount of emojis.

[redcaptainnickel-blog]

Shoutout to brutalmoose’s pretentious-but-still-cool & tattoo.

[brutalmoose]

Shoutout to a really mean thing to say!

[redcaptainnickel-blog]

Dude, I adore brutalmoose. He's super cool. I wasn't trying to be mean at all, I just think his tattoo is a little unusual in a way that makes me chuckle. Sorry if I came across wrong.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda] Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

[niknak79]

[lolzpicx]

The anatomy of the Beast

[conquerorwurm]

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.

[moved----mispelledpreztels]

[wuffinstuff]

cock of a HORSE

[shifting-motives]

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT

[yamino]

[thefuuuucomics]

Best. Omfg.

[redcaptainnickel-blog]

Shoutout to brutalmoose's pretentious-but-still-cool & tattoo.

[therewegojira]

Welcome to The New Age

Pacific Rim (2013) & Godzilla (2014)

[sealedbeastnue]

Songes withe a Puppes

[waggington-deactivated20150109]

without internet i’m nothing

[everking-deactivated20181003]

 forsaken-spirits requested raven in #8

[lokis-booty-deactivated20160415]

Romantic things to say to your partner.

[misslucifermalfoy-deactivated20]

Azula, role model. 

[raptorific]

so much happening here:

Feels a lot like you’re saying all of those things are supposed to be synonyms for “crazy” and “insane,” which is honestly more hurtful to me as a mentally ill person than being called “crazy” or “insane.”

Thanks for starring out the letter A there. If I see those words entirely intact, I’ll probably spin into a manic rage and poop on the floor like a wild animal! Thanks for removing literally one letter so I only have to see 85% of the word, now I don’t have to start foaming at the mouth!

The words “crazy” and “insane” are actually really important words for a lot of mentally ill people, who use it as a necessary shorthand to express concern that our illnesses might be skewing our perceptions of reality. For example, “is it crazy that I’m so worried about this?” is a much more effective thing to say than “is this a legitimate concern, or am I just projecting my own anxieties and paranoia onto the world around me?” Treating “crazy” as an inherently hurtful slur in all contexts (even “just saying it with no context so people know which word you’re talking about” as above) takes away a “real or not real” shorthand from us. 

Seriously this kind of post is so patronizing people stop doing them

[pi-la]

[josephicus-deactivated20151029]

I feel like “why the fuck not” was the general attitude of this show.

[nikoanesti]

That’s how all cartoons should be

[redcaptainnickel-blog]

I SPENT DAYS UPON DAYS OF MY CHILDHOOD TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THAT WAS POSSIBLE I TRIED PULLING MY TONGUE OUT OF MY MOUTH TO MAKE IT TOUCH THE BACK OF MY HEAD LIKE MY HERO ED THIS IS NOT A LIE

[moraniarty-blog]

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

[voogoo]

I can help who’s next

[beyonce-carter-deactivated20150]

when the smart student in class says the wrong answer with confidence

[victoirepisa]

finding the animal a pokémon is based on

[shitshilarious]

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

[shitshilarious]

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

[medicseyebrow]

Pyro sweetheart