Cracking Open A Cold Skull With The Boys

Lary/Laryssa, she/he, 24, yeah, @larsen_dem on twitter

[c4zer]

oh ok

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[leolaroot]

You can only be a man or a woman, not both

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[offshoreoilrig]

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

[biocrafthero]

Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[fingaltorkel]

Visit Original Link

[ardourie]

i keep quoting this theirs actual tears in my eyes

[knifeforsale]

MOTHER OF PEARL FISH KNIFE | LISTING

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[1five1two]

Tomi Ungerer. 1931-2019.

[godon5]

typa shit im on

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

[tfemflightinstructor]

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days