beep beep frickhead

Yeehaw cowboys

[eddiekasprzak]

imagine being in this fandom since 2017. lmfao. none of you new binches know the shit we’ve seen.

[reddiensfw]

pls follow my shit post account @googlechrome-official :)

[beldaroot]

kid ben is fat and mike is a dark-skinned black man. these aren’t personality traits you can erase or change based on personal preferences. stop making kid ben skinny. stop white-washing mike or making him light-skinned. 

[ynotwinona]

beverly & ben: *are happy, alive and together in the end*

me:

[bi-bi-richie]

i hate to say it, but since the whole It(2019) team knows the fandoms obsession with Reddie, i feel like they put in the "R+_" thing in to give us hope and add more hype to the movie but instead it's going to be something like "R+eddies mom" or "R+the losers :)". i think they're low key queer baiting us by giving us what we want an then they'll change it in the film bc a lot of people probably won't like it if they put make these characters(minus eddie) canonically queer

Honestly anon I think you’re wrong. I really think that for once you’re wrong. I think that this isn’t reddie hype anymore, this is really just common sense to me. It (2017) was very funny and I’d expect something dumb like this from kids but It (2017), and what I hope It chapter 2 will be, have very emotional moments and I don’t think this movie would actually waste time on carving something useless into the bridge like “R + Eddie’s mom.” What I genuinely believe is that R + E will be carved in there in some way or another because this relationship with Richie and Eddie isn’t suddenly ignored anymore and it’s going to mean something. It has to mean something for Eddie’s eventual death to have the full affect it had in the book. So, yeah, I think you’re wrong.

[reddiensfw]

please send me asks im lonely >:(

[occasionaloranges]

me, a 14 year old virgin girl:

beauty products marketed towards me: use THIS mascara for BOLD, SEXY lashes!! Add some PINK blush entitled “ORGASM”. WING that LINER for a STUNNING, ATTENTION GRABBING look. Don’t forget to add our BRAND NEW ALL DAY lip gloss in the shade “DADDY’S GIRL”. Want a fun and colorful bath bomb? TRY THE “SEX BOMB.” use this HAIR SPRAY R I G H T N O W to BOOST your VOLUME and ADD SHINE. try some of our “sugar baby” lip scrub for PERFECT lips TODAY. You want some red nail polish? Try THIS color, it’s literally just called “SEX”. BUY OUR USELESS FEMINE HYGIENE PRODUCTS AND EMPOWER YOURSELF RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT

[chrub-blog1]

mutuals do this

take care of yourself

[ironpour]

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

[reddiensfw]

Bitch

no u 🤧

[molliehooper-deactivated2014082]

SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I'LL WRITE A SHORT FIC

soulmates au

childhood best friends au

teacher/student au

teacher/single parent au

one night stand and falling pregnant au

meeting at a coffee shop au

fake relationship au

roommates au

meeting online au

high school popular kid/nerd au

partners in crime au

writer and editor au

co-stars au

lab partners au

meeting in the E.R/A&E au

brand new neighbours au

meeting at a party whilst drunk au

waking up with amnesia au

parents meeting when they take their kids to class au

dysfunctional relationship au

best friends sibling au 

two miserable people meeting at a wedding au

meeting on a train ride au

literally bumping into each other au

librarian/avid reader au

sitting on the same park bench au

meeting at a support group au

knocking on the wrong door au

going away to war au

tourist/knowledgeable local au

prostitute/client au

doctor/companion au

celebrity/fan au

meeting at a masquerade ball au

one of them trying to get the other one off of drugs au

living in a society where their love is taboo au

meeting in prison au

cop/person getting a speeding ticket au

long distance relationship au

exes meeting again after not speaking for years au

ghost/living person au

star-crossed lovers au

falling in love with their best friend’s partner au

one of them being diagnosed with a terminal illness au

pretending to hate each other au

nanny/single parent au

meeting at a festival au

meeting again at a high school reunion au

boss/intern au

going through a divorce au

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[reddiensfw]

hi guys i’m high on cough syrup so send me asks :)

[reddiensfw]

y’all are bitches

[reddiensfw]

what's wrong with looking like jessie from team rocket??? dhjkskal that's a compliment if ive ever heard one

oh my lord sjsskdjdj thank you 🤧♥️

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

[daeranilen]

a common variant

mom: well i’m having a really hard time right now and you know that i’m doing my best and that i didn’t mean to hurt you ergo you are in fact the asshole for asking me to consider your feelings and change my behavior during this hard hard time i’m having

[agent-fun]

My childhood.

[mk-58]

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[stevencharleston]

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

[stevencharleston]

i really enjoy looking at the tags on this post

[20-million-bees]

Some of my favorites: