Magic by B.o.B. featuring Rivers Cuomo

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

your honor it seems the defendants are now giving eachother back to back creampies in the parking lot

[theehorsepusssy]

[biggaybunny]

They’re adding the try not to cum challenge to the Olympics

[sevaria]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sucking balls and all

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

literally obsessed w this phrase

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

ok fine i'll bite. who's joe biden

[ratfuck]

honestly how much of a change on our timeline would there be if they just let that gorilla in the cincinatti zoo pull that kid apart like fresh bread

[nflstreet]

[coughloop]

getting the worlds first "mime surgery" tomorrow despite my surgeons repeated warning that they dont know what that means

[oneheadtoanother]

[beardedmrbean]

[glidebylilychouchou]

[striders]

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[deaddolin]