[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[bestbandname]

Round 5:

Which band name do you like best?

I Set My Friends on Fire

Joy Division

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[redeyye]

chuck tingle is so into people coming back from the dead in his novels

[nerves-nebula]

some ppl feel like gratuitous sexual songs from pop stars are bad for the youth well i'm here to tell u that pop music on the radio where singers moaned the lyrics were very vital to me as child ok. music is so cool right. and it was so cool nod nod. its not like i knew where to find porn yet or anything ok sometimes getting horny about a sexual song is all a good christian 9 year old can hope for. ok.

how do you feel about this post

i used to not understand but i understand the importance of this art now

i used to not understand and i still do not understand now

i used to understand and i do not understand now

i always understood the importance of this art yay

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[theprofessional-amateur]

[hearteyesilya]

some montreal victoire players at the montreal canadiens vs carolina hurricanes game!

[manaphy]

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

[starlightomatic]

How many countries have you been to (including your own)?

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-11

12-13

14-19

20-29

30-39

40-49

50+

Voting ended onMay 27

Airplane layovers only count if you left the airport for at least an hour.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet