1m 11 so shut th3 fuck up

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[megidokozaku]

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Muses:

Damara and Damarabot

Rosebud Lalonde

Roxy Strider Kidswap Session

Redglare

NSFW Sideblogs:

Damara/Damarabot

Roxy Strider's Crew

Rosebud

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Damara and Damarabot

Rosebud Lalonde

Roxy Strider

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[redglaring]

GC: 3ugh.... 1 should not h4v3 drunk th4t 3nt1r3 b4rr3l.... why 1s my body st1ll 4llow3d to f33l th1s w4y? d34th should m4k3 m3 1mmun3.

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[redglaring]

GC: th3 cr34tur3s 4r3nt cut3.

GC: ....

[redglaring]

GC: 1 dont th1nk th3s3 3l3ctron1c g4m3s w3r3 m34nt for p3opl3 l1k3 m3. 1 h4v3 sp3nt s3v3r4l hours ch4rt1ng th3 progr3ss1on of th1s "p1k4chu" 4nd 1 h4v3 y3t to turn th3 d3v1c3 on.

[feferithefish]

O)(! I t)(ink I know t)(at game! One of t)(e )(uman kids suggested it. )(onestly made me a bit sad, all t)(ose cute beasts and everyone just wanted to beat t)(em up! And t)(ey're so frail! Apparently licking t)(em )(urts!

[redglaring]

GC: y3s, th3yr3 so w34k 1t 1s hon3stly 1nsult1ng. my lusus would h4v3 d3vour3d th3s3 p1t1ful cr34tur3s. 1 would not n33d to sp3nd so much t1m3 pl4nn1ng 1f 1 w4snt h4nd3d 4 b34st 1 could k1ll w1th 34s3.

[feferithefish]

I wouldn't want to )(urt t)(em! Doesn't )(ow frail and weak t)(ey are make you want to )(ug and protect t)(em!? T)(oug)( Dave said t)(ey like to fig)(t so maybe t)(ey're just play fig)(ting? Like pretending! Maybe I'll give it anot)(er try if t)(at's t)(e case! 38)

[redglaring]

GC: ....

GC: no.

GC: 1 dont.

GC: look 4t th1s th1ng. dont you w4nt to punch 1t for l3tt1ng 1ts3lf b31ng so w34k 4nd d3f3nc3l3ss?

[feferithefish]

AAA)()()(! S)(------E'S SO CUT-------------------E!

W)(y would I want to punch it? I just want to )(ug )(er and cuddle )(er and )(elp nouris)( and raise )(er so s)(e can be t)(e best... W)(atever s)(e is s)(e can be!

[redglaring]

GC: you w1ll spo1l 1t. how w1ll 1t l34rn to k1ll for food 1f 1t c4nt t4k3 c4r3 of 1ts3lf?

[redglaring]

I mean, the Pokemon do get stronger eventually, and bigger, you just have to train them

GC: 1 h4v3 ch4rt3d 3v3ry poss1bl3 outcom3 for th1s l1ttl3 y3llow r4t.

GC: h3 w1ll for3v3r l1v3 1n m3d1ocr1ty wh3n th1s 1s 1n th3 s4m3 world.

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[redglaring]

GC: tod4y 1v3 found th4t hum4ns k33p 3nt1r3 c3ll4rs f1ll3d w1th w1n3.

Gc: 1n oth3r n3ws, 1 h4v3 4 lot of w1n3 now.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[redglaring]

GC: 1 dont th1nk th3s3 3l3ctron1c g4m3s w3r3 m34nt for p3opl3 l1k3 m3. 1 h4v3 sp3nt s3v3r4l hours ch4rt1ng th3 progr3ss1on of th1s "p1k4chu" 4nd 1 h4v3 y3t to turn th3 d3v1c3 on.

[feferithefish]

O)(! I t)(ink I know t)(at game! One of t)(e )(uman kids suggested it. )(onestly made me a bit sad, all t)(ose cute beasts and everyone just wanted to beat t)(em up! And t)(ey're so frail! Apparently licking t)(em )(urts!

[redglaring]

GC: y3s, th3yr3 so w34k 1t 1s hon3stly 1nsult1ng. my lusus would h4v3 d3vour3d th3s3 p1t1ful cr34tur3s. 1 would not n33d to sp3nd so much t1m3 pl4nn1ng 1f 1 w4snt h4nd3d 4 b34st 1 could k1ll w1th 34s3.

[feferithefish]

I wouldn't want to )(urt t)(em! Doesn't )(ow frail and weak t)(ey are make you want to )(ug and protect t)(em!? T)(oug)( Dave said t)(ey like to fig)(t so maybe t)(ey're just play fig)(ting? Like pretending! Maybe I'll give it anot)(er try if t)(at's t)(e case! 38)

[redglaring]

GC: ....

GC: no.

GC: 1 dont.

GC: look 4t th1s th1ng. dont you w4nt to punch 1t for l3tt1ng 1ts3lf b31ng so w34k 4nd d3f3nc3l3ss?

[redglaring]

GC: 1 n33d 4 d1ff3r3nt 3l3ctron1c g4m3. 1 m4y w1nd up throw1ng th1s 1f 1 must b3 cont1nously p3st3r3d by 3v3ry p3rson 1 p4ss.

[redglaring]

GC: 1 dont th1nk th3s3 3l3ctron1c g4m3s w3r3 m34nt for p3opl3 l1k3 m3. 1 h4v3 sp3nt s3v3r4l hours ch4rt1ng th3 progr3ss1on of th1s "p1k4chu" 4nd 1 h4v3 y3t to turn th3 d3v1c3 on.

[feferithefish]

O)(! I t)(ink I know t)(at game! One of t)(e )(uman kids suggested it. )(onestly made me a bit sad, all t)(ose cute beasts and everyone just wanted to beat t)(em up! And t)(ey're so frail! Apparently licking t)(em )(urts!

[redglaring]

GC: y3s, th3yr3 so w34k 1t 1s hon3stly 1nsult1ng. my lusus would h4v3 d3vour3d th3s3 p1t1ful cr34tur3s. 1 would not n33d to sp3nd so much t1m3 pl4nn1ng 1f 1 w4snt h4nd3d 4 b34st 1 could k1ll w1th 34s3.

[redglaring]

GC: 1 dont th1nk th3s3 3l3ctron1c g4m3s w3r3 m34nt for p3opl3 l1k3 m3. 1 h4v3 sp3nt s3v3r4l hours ch4rt1ng th3 progr3ss1on of th1s "p1k4chu" 4nd 1 h4v3 y3t to turn th3 d3v1c3 on.

[redglaring]

GC: push1ng som3on3 down th3 st41rs 4ff3ct1on4t3ly.

[redglaring]

GC: t3ll1ng you th4t you forgot som3th1ng 4s 1 h4nd you 4 l34sh.

[redglaring]

GC: my 3go 1s my strong3st ch4r4ct3r1st1c.

GC: 1 W1LL cont1nu3 to c4ll mys3lf th3 gr34t3st l3g1sl4c3r4tor unt1l th3 d4y 1 d1.... oh..... r1ght.

[vintagexlife]