Kyle's Blog

Apparently I'm supposed to keep a blog so the strange people here at SPERC can monitor my Biebering progress. Well have fun, guys. I assure you that you won't find anything I don't want you to, and you won't brainwash me as easily as I'm sure you think you can... Hmm? ((This is a South Park role-play blog for Kyle Broflovski, who is portrayed by imsosrsly. Please visit Relax, Guy! for more info.))

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((I really REALLY miss this roleplay.....js....))

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This revolution will LIVE!! >:C Man your stations Assbutts

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((REBLOGGING FOR GREAT JUSTICE!! ....TWO MONTHS LATER! lol

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Epic music for our epic pirate team.

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incitedtoriot replied to your post: “The winning crew […] will officially have their...

Wow, what. As fantastic as this sounds, are they honestly expecting us to fight amongst ourselves so that only a third of us can ‘properly’ leave?

Apparently? 

That's what it looks like to me, anyway. More "Drama Island" bullshit...ugh.

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"The winning crew [...] will officially have their SPRC contracts severed"

Wait....what?

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@Josh You're an asshole, dude. An extremely serious, observant, and informative asshole.

And I wouldn't take your threats lightly for anything. But if I were really that much of a problem, trust me - I'd off myself first. No worries there. Hopefully I won't do that now that you've given me such honest insight into my personal dilemmas. Like I didn't know half of that shit already you emotionless sack of--

Apparently I still have a lot to think about.

PS - I'll make my own judgments, thanks.

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jm8372tp replied to your post: psilocybin—coffin replied to...

Getting yourself into the B Room is a move that you will regret, Broflovski. We all know now what can potentially happen to a person, therefore the idea is, indeed, bogus.

But there are too many "if's" in the equation, Myers. Like, the only ways I can see myself regretting it are IF I realize too late that they're going to kill me; IF we have a surefire way home right now and nobody has told me; or maybe IF I get mind-trashed into somebody you guys don't like and then later I somehow get turned back into who I am now. There's no guarantee that any of those things will ever happen. Likely, I'll just be a different version of me with no recollection of anything that has happened here, or during my previous life, or anything that happens to be making me miserable right now.

Bogus or not, my own personal regret is not something I give too much of a fuck about at the moment. You'll have to do better than that to convince me otherwise, though I do greatly appreciate the attempt.

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only-human-sometimes replied to your post: I want to care again. But I’m finding that to be...

Don’t think about it too much.

But I over-think everything.

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I want to care again.

But I'm finding that to be a lot harder than it sounds.

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psilocybin--coffin replied to your post: psilocybin—coffin replied to your post: PROM!?...

…. i am. tentatively though, i mean i have no idea if i sincerely want to be going to this or if it’s just like some survival mode to stay out of b room/hell. and the position for anti-christ seems wide open atm so go for it broflovski yay

Hahahaha. Awesome. I just might try it then, even if I end up going to this stupid prom with Evan anyway. I can easily find a way to send myself to the B Room. Unless one of you other asshats actually gets up with me and tells me what a bogus idea that is. You know, that would be cool too....

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only-human-sometimes replied to your post: only-human-sometimes replied to...

Oh. My life is only pain. Judas doesn’t value my hardcore thoughts. You just raped my heart.

What? Last time I checked, you didn't hate a heart to rape. This must be a sarcastic reply or something...

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hellobutters replied to your post: PROM!? DUDE!!

Aw, shucks… I think it could be real fun, Kyle! I bet Eric wants to be your date!!!

It is going to be very lame, Butters. Very, very lame. But I hope you have fun..

I wouldn't know anything about Cartman; I haven't heard from him since he called me a damn lush after I went out to Sizzler's a couple weekends ago... So as of right now I don't have a date. I don't even know if I wanna go at all; I'd almost rather take the punishment. Do you know who you're going with yet?

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only-human-sometimes replied to your post: only-human-sometimes replied to your photo: I got...

It’s a pathetic excuse.

Your opinion doesn't count.

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only-human-sometimes replied to your photo: I got bored today, so I bought a Wii….and then I...

Dancing is something you do alone in your room at 3 AM.

That's understandable for you, Evan, but I actually enjoy having an excuse to be social every now and then.

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psilocybin--coffin replied to your post: PROM!? DUDE!!

thank god that was entirely sarcasm i would have resented you for eternity.

Yeah, I probably would have too.

Seriously though, are you going? Or are you just gonna accept the B Room Fate? They're both pretty horrifying, honestly, so I haven't quite decided yet. I've been trying to come up with ideas for who they would brainwash me into if they switched my personality around like they did Stan's. One of my favorite potentials is the anti-christ...lol. I'd probably re-summon the Christmas Critters to do my evil bidding or something...

The other option is attending prom and finding out what the 'surprise' is. Ugh.

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PROM!? DUDE!!

I LOVE PROM YOU GUYS! What an awesome time we're all gonna have! This is so great! I'm SO happy we're stuck here at SPRC and get to do awesome shit like this all the time!! I couldn't ask for a better way to spend my existence!

Who wants to be my date?!

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I got bored today, so I bought a Wii....and then I found this at GomezMart. It was 90% off and came with four dance pads. Sooooo, party at Banks House? If somebody brings cake, we can even make it Josh's late birthday party.