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Shucks, I wasn’t jacking it or nothing like that! I was out shopping since there was a great sale at the Gomez Mart and got left behind. Didn’t find out before it was too late. Please don’t be sore, Eric! Is your behind any better?
I guess, no thanks to Kyle. Also I need your help with make up for the Drag Show.
It gives me the willies just thinking about it, Eric! I’m sure it happened! I’d like to hear more sometime.
Where the fuck were you, Butters?! God, I feel like I need to make a CLASS on everything we've learned for the Lazyasses who decide to jack it that day instead of going on that awesome gay ass space adventure. My ass is STILL killing me, jesus christ.
Summary: Butters hears about Dramafest: The Dramaing and IMs Cartman to see how he's doing. They end up talking about "cheering Stan up" and breaking into HQ. Occurs during the same time as the convo with Christophe and Butters.
Takes Place: At night, August 6th 2012, Part of Miniplot V: Beiberfest.
Butters Stotch: Eric!!!
Eric Cartman: Butte- Chloe. How has YOUR Bieberfest been going.
Butters Stotch: ): I just felt like a real bad accountablibuddy the whole time 'cos I lost track of Ken but wasn't getting shocked, so I figured he must've been someplace real close. I'm real sorry I missed dinner and the performance!
Eric Cartman: I take it you were enjoying yourself then? There's a lot of shops around here that I wanted to go to but COULDN'T because of all the FUCKING DRAMA and KENNY AND CHISTOPHE not letting me OUT OF THEIR SIGHT and FUCKING STAN being a FUCKING DIPSHIT and WENDY CHEATING ON ME and KYLE BETRAYING ME and SCOTT.
Butters Stotch: Well, I bought a few neat-o outfits and souvenirs... Never mind that! ): Yeah, I caught sight of that giant screen. I was in the back of the crowd. That ain't right of Wendy... I thought she cared and all.
Eric Cartman: She's a ho, and she's always been a ho.
Eric Cartman: It's STAN that's the problem.
Eric Cartman: Not only did he do that to Wendy? But he went ahead and ditched HER for KYLE and now THEY'RE dating!
Eric Cartman: ALSO he almost fucked shit over for us ROYALLY at the dinner!
Eric Cartman: He's a danger to society, and he needs to be stopped.
Butters Stotch: Really? Shucks, the whole thing just makes my head spin! But really? Stan don't seem all that harmful to me...
Eric Cartman: Stan had to be ESCORTED out of the Bieber dinner because he was causing a scene.
Eric Cartman: Do you know what that could have done to us?
Eric Cartman: We could have all been cancelled!
Eric Cartman: AKA KILLED>
Eric Cartman: OR WHATEVE.
Eric Cartman: R
Butters Stotch: Oh!!!!! ): No, no, no! That gives me the willies! We can't go dyinig!!!
Eric Cartman: Exactly! We need to hold an intervention or something.
Eric Cartman: Or else we're all in danger.
Eric Cartman: However, Kenny won't let me get NEAR Stan, so apparently this has to wait.
Butters Stotch: Where has Ken been, anyhow?
Butters Stotch: And intervention sure sounds good. We can all write Stan letters about how we feel!
Eric Cartman: Ken's with me. Making sure I don't kill Stan.
Eric Cartman: And that sounds like a great idea! We should all tell him how disappointed we are in him...
Butters Stotch: But do you know where he was before? ): I saw something about a bus on the tumblr, Eric!
Butters Stotch: And yeah, and how we all love him!
Eric Cartman: Oh right, he got lost. But he's back now! I guess he didn't get back on the bus after we stopped for gas!
Butters Stotch: Oh, shucks! That must have been real scary for poor Ken!
Eric Cartman: Totally! But it's okay now, he's got porn and booze.
Eric Cartman: And I have ice cream.
Butters Stotch: Well, I'm real happy to hear that! Puts me at ease!
Butters Stotch: That sounds swell. I miss you fellas.
Eric Cartman: You're at that fucking girl place, you should hang out with us for a change! We've actually LEARNED some shit this weekend so we're going to do something about it!
Butters Stotch: I'd like that a whole lot!!!
Eric Cartman: You'll have to ask Christophe if you can join the task team, he's in charge of it!
Butters Stotch: How come you ain't in charge, Eric?
Eric Cartman: BECAUSE apparently this was CHRISTOPHE'S idea first
Butters Stotch: But you make a real good leader!
Butters Stotch: Eric, he don't know what we're talking about, so maybe you can be the leader!
Eric Cartman: Oh really? Send me what he sent you.
Butters Stotch: Chloe Mitchells:
Hiya, Christophe! I heard from Eric you have some kinda task force!
hateguarddogs:
Uh
what do you mean a task force
Chloe Mitchells:
Or task team! Maybe I worded it wrong. Something about it being your idea first and that he couldn't be leader 'cos of that!
hateguarddogs:
I have no idea what you are talking about. At task team for what?
Chloe Mitchells:
Uh, shucks! I guess it was about what happened this weekend.
hateguarddogs:
...Ouai?
What did he say to you exactement?
Eric Cartman: Mention breaking into HQ!
Butters Stotch: Okay, I sure will!
Eric Cartman: I'd be the leader, but I'd have to get more people on my side... and Gregory apparently doesnt trust me as far as he can throw me.
Butters Stotch: Shoot! You know I'm always gonna be on your side, Eric! (: <3 And why not? You're real smart and a great pal!
Eric Cartman: Man, sometimes I forget how awesome you are Butters/
Butters Stotch: Hee, hee! Boy, thanks, Eric! You sure make me feel special.
Butters Stotch: Gee, Eric, he really don't seem like he's the leader of nothing.
Eric Cartman: Post what he said again.
Eric Cartman: If he's giving you shit, I will deal with him.
Eric Cartman: And then I'll be the leader.
Butters Stotch: Alright! Here's what he said so far:
Butters Stotch: Chloe Mitchells:
Pretty much just that. He also said something about breaking into headquarters. Sounds like neat-o spy stuff to me!
hateguarddogs:
Ugh what a fucking idiot
well so what what do you want to know
Chloe Mitchells:
Well, how do I join ya? (:
hateguarddogs:
what
join what
Chloe Mitchells:
Your team and such!
hateguarddogs:
I don't have a team what are you talking about?
I am confused what did Cartman make you assume here?
Chloe Mitchells:
Well, what are ya planning about breaking into HQ? He made me think you were some kinda leader!
hateguarddogs:
Well he's wrong
I am not doing that
it would be suicide
I'm no fucking leader d'accord
he needs to stop being a fucking idiot
Chloe Mitchells:
How come? Ain't you real strong?
hateguarddogs:
Ouai
I also have a bitchass boyfriend who has my fucking balls in his fist so
He will throw a bitchfit
Chloe Mitchells:
How come you take that kinda stuff from him?
Eric Cartman: UGH he's just being a tool!
Eric Cartman: I'll talk to him, assume I'm leader of this for now!
Butters Stotch: Oh boy! (: That makes me real excited! I like following you, Eric!
Eric Cartman: That's because I get shit done, and the next shit I'm going to get done is setting Stan straight.
Butters Stotch: So we gotta start writing our intervention letters, then!
Eric Cartman: OHhhhhh I've got mine written up. I just neeed to deliver it /in person/.
Butters Stotch: Shucks, so on top of things! I gotta get writing mine!
Eric Cartman: Good! I'd love to read it when you're done!
Summary: Chloe messages Christophe about possible plans regarding breaking into HQ. They also discuss his love for Gregory and how Chloe should keep her eye on Eric.
Takes place: At night, August 6, 2012, Part of Miniplot V: Beiberfest.
Hiya, Christophe! I heard from Eric you have some kinda task force!
hateguarddogs
Uh
what do you mean a task force
Chloe Mitchells
Or task team! Maybe I worded it wrong. Something about it being your idea first and that he couldn't be leader 'cos of that!
hateguarddogs
I have no idea what you are talking about. At task team for what?
Chloe Mitchells
Uh, shucks! I guess it was about what happened this weekend.
hateguarddogs
...Ouai?
What did he say to you exactement?
Chloe Mitchells
Pretty much just that. He also said something about breaking into headquarters. Sounds like neat-o spy stuff to me!
hateguarddogs
Ugh what a fucking idiot
well so what what do you want to know
Chloe Mitchells
Well, how do I join ya? (:
hateguarddogs
what
join what
Chloe Mitchells
Your team and such!
hateguarddogs
I don't have a team what are you talking about?
I am confused what did Cartman make you assume here?
Chloe Mitchells
Well, what are ya planning about breaking into HQ? He made me think you were some kinda leader!
hateguarddogs
Well he's wrong
I am not doing that
it would be suicide
I'm no fucking leader d'accord
he needs to stop being a fucking idiot
Chloe Mitchells
How come? Ain't you real strong?
hateguarddogs
Ouai
I also have a bitchass boyfriend who has my fucking balls in his fist so
He will throw a bitchfit
Chloe Mitchells
How come you take that kinda stuff from him?
hateguarddogs
I was being hypothetical
But he asks me not to do stupid dangerous shit
hateguarddogs
and so I will not
Chloe Mitchells
But ain't that in your blood? It sure is sweet to respect his wishes, though.
hateguarddogs
It is. He's being a bitch
but he says he loves me so I do not want to make him worried
Chloe Mitchells
Aw, is he your true love that you dreamt about lots and lots?
hateguarddogs
That is fucking disgusting
but ouais I guess you could say that
Chloe Mitchells
It ain't! I think it's as sweet as sugar!!!
hateguarddogs
It is
but fine
I will figure something else out
less dangerous
Chloe Mitchells
Are you gonna dig a tunnel like a moleman???
hateguarddogs
Goddamn are you always this fucking obnoxious
no
I am not going to dig a damn tunnel do you really think I am that stupid
Chloe Mitchells
I thought you liked digging... ):
hateguarddogs
I do
that's why I wouldn't do it
it's obvious
hah
Chloe Mitchells
Then you gonna fly?
hateguarddogs
Do I look like I have wings
No
I do not know
and when I do it is not like I will tell you
or anyone
and anyway why the hell would I in the first place, I don't know a fucking thing about you
Chloe Mitchells
You sure are a prickly pear. ):
We could always become friends...
But I guess you ain't interested.
hateguarddogs
I don't trust people in general
why would you want to be my friend
Chloe Mitchells
I like being friends with everybody...
Think people should stick together.
hateguarddogs
Ah
bien-sur
well I have nothing against you
and I am very glad you can calm down Eric
but I do not have anything for you to do of the sort I am good at
Chloe Mitchells
Eric just needed friends real bad after that...
): And shucks. So I ain't fit for the team?
hateguarddogs
Well have you ever killed anyone
or sneaked into a building without being seen
Chloe Mitchells
Uh, the sneaking, maybe! And heck no about the killing!
hateguarddogs
So
ouai
no use
sorry
Chloe Mitchells
Maybe I could be a real good diversion or something!
hateguarddogs
Maybe
ouai, peut-etre
but probably not anything you would be willing to do
Chloe Mitchells
How come? What would I have to do?
hateguarddogs
Well there's one damn good way to distract the cameras for a while
Chloe Mitchells
Gee, what's that?
hateguarddogs
Sex, mostly
hah
Chloe Mitchells
... I don't got nobody to do that kinda stuff with, Christophe.
hateguarddogs
So
do it with anyone
distract the guards etc
pas problem
Chloe Mitchells
But that kinda thing's supposed to be real special and with someone you love!
hateguarddogs
Well, then, I guess you can't help me
as I suspected
Chloe Mitchells
But I wanna!
hateguarddogs
Well you don't have any of the necessary skills whatsoever
the best thing, the most important thing you can do for me is make sure Eric is okay
hateguarddogs
and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid
Chloe Mitchells
Alright then...
hateguarddogs
This is very important
even if you can't do anything directly to help me, you are one of the only people who can do this
Chloe Mitchells
Well, shucks. I'll always do my best and all!
hateguarddogs
Merci
it is important
he is
a risk, at the moment
Chloe Mitchells
How do you figure?
hateguarddogs
just
with everything in his head
Chloe Mitchells
It sure is awful what happened with Wendy.
hateguarddogs
Ouai
exactement
Chloe Mitchells
I thought she loved Eric...
hateguarddogs
Ouai well obviously not.
Chloe Mitchells
You and Gregory got real loyalties to each other, huh?
hateguarddogs
I would die for him
Ouai
Chloe Mitchells
Shucks, that's so romantic! I always dreamt of having that kinda relationship with somebody.
hateguarddogs
Ouai
well it's also fucking bullshit
Chloe Mitchells
Huh? Why's that, Christophe?
hateguarddogs
ust
just*
because
I will probablement get him killeda
and it will be all my fault
Chloe Mitchells
): Heck, but you're protecting him!
hateguarddogs
Ouai well
whatever.
I have to go to sleep
keep an eye on cartman
Summary: Erika comes home and complains to everyone on Tumblr about how MEAN they were during the wet t-shirt contest. Chloe takes the opportunity to give Erika her birthday present and cheer her up!
Takes Place: 7/5/2012
((AND WE STOPPED HERE FOR NOW SO IT'S STILL A SECRET!))
Summary: Eric Ims Butters after Kenny's Induction Party at Sizzlers and vents his frustrations - also whines a lot.
Takes Place: June 23rd 2012
Eric Cartman
Butters!
Can I come over there...
Kenny and Stan and CHristophe were TOTAL DICKS tonight and I'm pissed!
Chloe Mitchells
Well, sure, Eric! ): I'm real sorry to hear that. What happened?
Eric Cartman
They.. they were doing body shots?
And like
Eric Cartman
We were all having fun and then Kenny said that I was fat and then Christophe said I should get fucked and it was my turn and Stan wouldn't do a body shot off of me and then Kenny stole my turn!
Butters Stotch
Wow, Eric! That sounds super wild! I don't understand why Stan wouldn't wanna do one offa you, though.
Eric Cartman
Because we were all doing it and he was being a pansy as usual!
Of course they ALL have to fucking be ASSHOLES about it and fucking EXCLUDE ME out of what they're doing!
So I'm pissed, and also confused.
Since Christophe and Kenny apparently have this thing and it's weird.
Butters Stotch
Shucks, I sure don't like it when Stan's yellow.
It also ain't nice to be excluding you, Eric. I dunno what those fellas were thinking.
Really? What kinda thing? Are they smitten?
Eric Cartman
I"m not really sure and I don't know what to think of it! It's like... Gregory and Christophe are obviously meant to be together because they're both Eurotrash douchebags
but Kenny and Christophe are both dirty, streetrat, whores!
So I don't know whats better!
