canunot.com

I don't even like people lol.

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[itsjustemcee-blog]

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

[onlytwitterpics]

[wnq-writers]

I hate being weak. But you’re my favorite weakness.

sleepless-in-sanity  (via wnq-writers)

[stars-in-streams]

[creepitreal666]

Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive

Whoa. yes.

[just-darlene-blog]

alter212 loooooook

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[bulbagardens-blog]

[mrbenwyatt]

[redhotchilipuppies]

me with every dog ever

[allhailmikeybae]

So my dad teaches at a SUPER liberal school, and he’s basically right smack dab in between being a republican and being a democrat. He’s just about the only employee who’s not a raging liberal. And there’s one teacher at this school who’s gay, and his car broke down and he couldn’t take the bus because our city’s buses suck.

NO ONE would drive him. Except for my white straight Christian dad, who picked him up for 2 weeks.

A few months later, all the teachers went on a retreat. NOT ONE of the male teachers would room with him because they didn’t want him to hit on them and they were afraid he would. Except my dad, who was his roommate the whole weekend, and he told me the guy’s really nice (and now they’re friends).

A few weeks ago, my dad told me that the school had hired a trans woman as their secretary, and he was upset because there were lots of other employees saying they didn’t want that kind of image for their school, and my dad was the person who told them that this woman deserved the same respect the rest of us do.

Let’s stop pretending that all liberals and democrats actually practice the social justice they preach, and let’s please stop pretending anyone who’s Christian is homophobic or transphobic, because as far as I can see nothing could be farther from the truth.

[centurionking]

BLESS

[redhotchilipuppies]

wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you

stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA

[lighttindie]

I'm sad as hell but I love you more than life itself

[greed]

i wish i didnt look like a foot

[su-roor-deactivated20150723]

Stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.

[ronweasley]

[h0odrich]

Yeah I think.u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??

[halloffaith-deactivated20190502]

I’m a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. - Mother Theresa

[morti-do]

[newhologram]

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

[righthandofscaevola]

I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”

[blackcardmotel]

how to tell if I'm sad again

•I don’t respond to your texts for days

•I don’t respond to your texts for hours

•I don’t respond to your texts at all

•I respond with short answers

•I sound disinterested in our conversations, texting or not

•I don’t eat/drink/talk as much as usual

•I stare out into space more than often

•I stay in one place/a few places for long periods of time without moving v much

•I lose track of time

•I rub my head/eyes as if I have a migraine

•I talk more quietly than normal

•I don’t talk abt myself at all

•I make cynical comments, especially abt my existence

•I sleep too much or too little

this is not just me, though. these are common signs/things to be aware of and look for in people/friends/family members struggling w depression. stay safe, and stay aware.