Bull shit.

The name is Blake Shelton and I don't take nobody's shit. You don't like it, deal with it. I'm a country boy born and raised. I love my dipshit of a husband, Adam.

[asexualderek]

n113 by ~Roncheg

[redneckshelton]

this fucking picture i cant fuching breathe!!!!!!!

[redneckshelton]

"hey adam."

"haaaiiii blakey!"

"what the fuck..."

[holofaust]

[satanfictive-old]

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

[thingsthatsuckass]

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

[tordles-deactivated20140803]

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

[cosmicremix-deactivated20140318]

I feel particularly close to this one:

[spooky-pens]

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

[that-darn-hyena]

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

[tinyfoxpup]

I’m so done right now

[adieelizabeth]

Can’t stop laughing.

[redneckshelton]

((the last one looks like Adam.))

[mnotecrayon]

Can we start a petition that Adam Levine is required to walk around in just this?

[redneckshelton]

Michael Buble duets with 15 year old boy on 'This is Michael Buble' - HD 

his fucking reaction when the kid could actually sing!!! "holy shitballs mom."

[redneckshelton]

If Man Obeyed God (by DarkMatter2525)

[stereksalpha]

I’d never get over this. Hobrien<3 We’re on a ship. Pun intended. 1313

[redneckshelton]

((THIS NEEDS TO FUCKING HAPPEN......))

[snowqueenelsa]

[striderbeegod-deactivated201507]

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

[speechless-english-teacher]

BUT NEITHER DOES HER SISTER WITH THE YELLOW TAIL AND GREEN BRA, JESUS

[calculatedmadness]

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ABOUT THE LITTLE MERMAID?  

[speechless-english-teacher]

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SEEMED NECESSARY?

[calculatedmadness]

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLOR?  I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GENETICALLY POSSIBLE WITH JUST TWO PARENTS!  SOMEONE WITH SCIENCE FIGURE THIS OUT!

[empresspenguin]

ARE THEY ACTUALLY SISTERS? BECAUSE, HAIR COLOR ASIDE THE GENETICS BEHIND DIFFERENT TAIL COLORS (BEING SO DISTINCT) WOULD BE EVEN MORE IMPROBABLE

[calculatedmadness]

I MEAN, WE NEVER SEE A MOTHER!  THERE COULD BE MULTIPLE WOMEN INVOLVED IN TRITON’S LOVE LIFE!

[speechless-english-teacher]

PERHAPS THEY’RE HALF-SISTERS? OR MAYBE THEY DYED THEIR HAIR? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY DYED THEIR TAILS AS WELL?

[casuallystudious-blog]

I’M PRETTY SURE ALL OF THOSE HAIR COLORS COULD COME FROM TWO PARENTS. LIKE, IF TRITON HAS BRUNETTE AND REDHEAD ALLELES AND THE MOM HAS BLONDE AND REDHEAD ALLELES THIS IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE. AND IF WE ASSUME THAT TAIL COLOR IS CONTROLLED SEPARATELY FROM HAIR COLOR I FAIL TO SEE AN ISSUE. MERMAIDS COULD HAVE.. THEY COULD EVEN BE CODOMINANT. SO THEY’RE ALL EITHER RED DOMINANT OR BLUE DOMINANT. DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS OF EITHER RED OR BLUE ALLELES COULD ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF THEM. THERE.

[sleuthers-deactivated20140707]

Only on tumblr will you see a discussion about the science behind physical traits of characters in a Disney movie

[feyzsu]

[-house]

"What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? It pokes back."

[blanksy-deactivated20140331]

If work wasn’t so boring this never would have happened I promise. Inspired by Adam’s The Voice fashion ye.

[redneckshelton]

"What the fuck Adam!"

"How can you cheat on me. You BASTARD!"

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Look. I know you’re angry, because I’m at it with the supermodels again. I can explain. I still love you. Deeply and very much Blake."

[redneckshelton]

"Bullshit, Dickhead. You can’t love me, when you are getting engaged to ‘HER’."

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Look Blake. Please don’t let this affect our relationship. I truly do love you with all my heart."

[redneckshelton]

"I’m just gonna to craw up in a (6’4") little ball and drink tequila ‘til it comes out my eyes!"

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Blake please. Don’t."

[redneckshelton]

"Then come over RIGHT NOW."

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Fine… Fine I will."

[redneckshelton]

"Bring the condoms and lube.... Umm I mean wiener whiskey and the caps! hahahahah."

[redneckshelton]

"What the fuck Adam!"

"How can you cheat on me. You BASTARD!"

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Look. I know you’re angry, because I’m at it with the supermodels again. I can explain. I still love you. Deeply and very much Blake."

[redneckshelton]

"Bullshit, Dickhead. You can’t love me, when you are getting engaged to ‘HER’."

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Look Blake. Please don’t let this affect our relationship. I truly do love you with all my heart."

[redneckshelton]

"I’m just gonna to craw up in a (6’4") little ball and drink tequila ‘til it comes out my eyes!"

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Blake please. Don’t."

[redneckshelton]

"Then come over RIGHT NOW."

[redneckshelton]

"What the fuck Adam!"

"How can you cheat on me. You BASTARD!"

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Look. I know you’re angry, because I’m at it with the supermodels again. I can explain. I still love you. Deeply and very much Blake."

[redneckshelton]

"Bullshit, Dickhead. You can’t love me, when you are getting engaged to ‘HER’."

[sensualmagicallevine]

"Look Blake. Please don’t let this affect our relationship. I truly do love you with all my heart."

[redneckshelton]

"I'm just gonna to craw up in a (6'4") little ball and drink tequila 'til it comes out my eyes!"

[champagnecorolla]

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

[redneckshelton]

((TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL))

[adieelizabeth]

Just talking to my baby. … Asshole.

[redneckshelton]

((((lol im funny......))))