A Bastard Borne

Alright! Time for things about me now I suppose. Learning what's next is always a challenge, isn't it? Well that's what I'm doing. I like to think life is what I read in a book once; life is boot camp. It's not just our job but our desire to trudge through it best we can. Hard part is to remember that this is always true. Is this an adequate description of me, "A Bastard Borne"? Is it any kind of description at all? Maybe not. That's life. In other news, I haven't been this poetic (cryptic?) since my English major days (not that I ever was one).

[sweepmoon]

I legitimately just found this altar to Jon Snow on a street corner in Williamsburg. Never change Brooklyn, never change.

[ruinedchildhood]

Why do I find this so funny 😂 

[5k163sio0ojjzohss7vvyqybh5lue5v]

[killachainz-deactivated20121102]

kanye sleeping.

[anal0g2]

shhhh

[ureuhito2]

Kanye Rest

[gaymer-cat]

in his Kanye Nest

[synthwave2000]

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

[riverdoge]

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

[ahs-foodie]

did you just

[riverdoge]

THIS POST WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME

[nanavaltiel-blog]

Omfg

[postconcrete]

[weloveshortvideos]

When the squad high af and the pizza guy knocks at the door

[squarizona]

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

[space-heaters]

[weallgay]

the problem with being the photographer friend is that no one ever takes pictures of you

[hungryjokerr]

[redolympian]

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Blooregard Q. Kazoo, reading bitches to filth since the dawn of time.

[redolympian]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[did-you-know]

PokeMaster Crafter’s Etsy shop

[carelessobserver]

[jimdoesntcarrey-deactivated2014]

is michael cera even a real person?

[adorability]

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

[jaipaul]

[memewhore]

[human]

trying to make plans in a group chat