stop saying im dead

red | they/them i Guess

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Impulse finds out what good pussy sounds like stimboard ✨ 🧀 🐟 💕

[redorich]

joe hills and gerard way are two different Flavors of the same guy

[redorich]

Hi! I love the Hermit Canyon, can i have your permission to write something based on it for the MCYT recursive exchange?

yea sure, send it my way so i can leave a nice comment 👍🏻

[cayliecoltrane]

Some ethoslab fanart. Will never forget this moment in etho history

[horse-head-farms]

🪼slime-kisser Follow

all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????

🐠xbcrafted Follow

may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto

😵‍💫hypnotizd Follow

youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

… you’re literally one of the owners

🐸cottagecoreliving Follow

to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!

Tays Trees

HIVE-DR8

Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls

Big Eyes

🥚dragon-tegg Follow

hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???

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🌃elytramoments Follow

hate when i crashland in the lava biome

🐶renrobert Follow

you mean the nether

🌃elytramoments Follow

i do not

#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem

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👁️big-eyes Follow

This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k

👁️big-eyes Follow

kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️🍆💕 -papa k

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[simplydm]

Impulse’s bed in his Scarland office vs his bed in his actual base

[xio2mara]

i loved you until my lungs were filled with ash.

[redorich]

ummm the council convened and we've decided bigbstatz is an honorary lesbian. yeah it's irreversible. youre welcome

[redorich]

gaslight gatekeep grian is OUT, babygirl bad bitch bigB is IN

[redorich]

Mk used to write adopted by/sold to the Monkey Kid fics whenever he and Pigsy got into an argument

i'll do you one worse: mk used to write self insert fanfiction where his self insert was kidnapped by evil ninjas but saved by The Monkey King, who declared his self insert character The Chosen One and secretly trained him in super cool mystic monkey magic kung fu kickassery. mk's self insert trained for a year to kick the asses of all the evil ninjas who kidnapped him, but got an epic anime scar which impressed monkey king so much that he adopted mk's self insert. then pigsy (name changed to pogchampsy for plausible deniability) found the two and tried to take mk's self insert back home because he loves his son but monkey king fought him off thinking he was secretly another evil ninja. mk's self insert jumped between them, begging them not to fight, a single silent tear rolling down his face all manly-like and emphasizing his kickass anime scar. then pogchampsy and monkey king had a whirlwind enemies to lovers romance and got married and it turned out that tang was actually the leader of the evil ninjas and he kidnapped mk's self insert so he could have pogchampsy all for himself and

[tay-bee]

I have fun drawing him and enjoy my design a lot UWU

[redorich]

mk: monkey king is not my dad, i'm a human, i don't have a super scary monkey battle form, there is Nothing Special About Me--

mei: if you have monkey feet then legally they can't make you wear shoes

mk: WOW I SURE LOVE BEING A MONKEY, REALLY THERE'S NOTHING GREATER AND EVERY DAY I'M THANKFUL TO BE WHO I TRULY AM,

[friccahacked]

hi everyone i found a new babygirl

[tay-bee]

THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

[buried-l0cket]

Tristamp Meryl if she let her hair grow over the 2 year jump like trimax Meryl did

[lno-x-deactivated20241022]

god have mercy on me

[redorich]

macaque doesnt know what the internet is but the moment he finds out he becomes one million times worse. within three months hes at the top of the monkey king tag on ao3 sorted by kudos and his authors notes are always insane like "thank you to the commenter who told me how to put italics in my fanfiction. i just learned about the internet two weeks ago, so it's been a steep learning curve"

[redorich]

btw the previous #1 sorted by kudos was MK before macaque dethroned him. either way if you sort by comments instead like i do then the #1 is still somehow nezha. no one knows this.