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Pansexual Level 25 Emotionally Exhausted McDonald's worker

[dorothylarouge]

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

[plaguedocboi]

You’ve just changed the fucking game

[h-medicinalis]

[|87

[pukicho]

No one wants to admit it so I will. I think war sucks.

[pen-pineapple-frapple-pen]

frapple approved

[pukicho]

Who the fuck is this guy!!!!

[were--ralph]

do you have any advice for people who aren't furries

stop lying to yourself and embrace it

[redredriot]

[muppetshow2026]

my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office

[muppetshow2026]

everyone is so mean to my awful boy

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[flagellant]

It’s from november 2020 what do you mean ancient

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s from november

2020 what

do you mean ancient

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[theclockworkowl]

Has anyone else in the Elder Scrolls fandom ever considered the reason that we have the last Dragonborn in Skyrim is because back in the Oblivion days, Martin Septim probably did the dirty with someone back when he was in the cult of Sanguine, unintentionally creating a branch of dragon blooded heirs all the way down to Skyrim

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

[zainekabang]

dear god not the tumbleweeds

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

completely justified response if you haven't encountered tumbleweeds firsthand (because most of us are only familiar with the loony tunes version) but in reality....

so the thing about tumbleweeds is they are in fact incredibly invasive. they cause millions of dollars of damage every year, and create serious traffic accidents and agricultural disruption. (they're also highly flammable, because of course they are.) the town in question was piled so deep, residents had to call 911 after being trapped in their homes. bulldozers and emergency workers had to be brought. it was wild.

tumbleweeds are also heavier than they look--they're made of wood after all. and they're big (most varieties top out at 4 feet, but there are larger ones that can reach up to 6 feet across. you know how the Emu War sounds absurd and fictional until you realize emus are 6 solid feet of clawed, beaked, avian dinosauric FUCK YOU? yeah, this is like that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in summary, tumbleweeds are thorny, pollen-filled, fire-spreading assholes (and they can spread radiation from old nuclear sites), which means we are dealing roaming packs of stabby, poisonous, radioactive fireballs of death that can appear out of nowhere coming at you top speed down the middle of the highway!

the more you know :D

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in conclusion, please have this photo of the only tumbleweed i have any fucking fondness for (the South African Brunsvigia bosmaniae), solely due to the fact it's fucking PINK

is it as evil as all its cousins? probably! do i care? that just makes it sexier! and the bulbs contain hallucinogenic properties, which makes perfect sense from a single glance:

[pukicho]

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

[redredriot]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Bucky Barnes - Fandom, Marvel, the winter soldier - Fandom, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bucky Barnes x Reader Characters: Bucky Barnes Additional Tags: Reader-Insert, Smut, Sex, Hand Job, Blow Job, p in v sex, Doggy Style, Face Sitting, 69, this is pure filth friends, you asked and I answered, Bucky Barnes - Freeform, thats my captain, vibranium arm kink Series: Part 2 of A Helping Hand - Bucky Barnes x F! Reader (smut) Summary:

Summary: After one hell of a day, you decide to help Bucky relax, and to repay the favour from a few nights ago. Warnings: 18+ only, smut ahead! Oral/blowjob – M receiving, hand job – m receiving, swearing/cursing, p in v sex (unprotected) – doggy style, face sitting, cowgirl, just pure filth, tbh. Smut under the cut!! Word count: 4.5k+ A/n: A little bit of body positivity added in here too. You are all beautiful, and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise A/N: This is part 2 of A Helping Hand, but as there isn’t much of a plot (aside from the smut. I mean, c’mon), it can also be read as a standalone!! It touches briefly on the plot of FATWS, but nothing really detailed.

[miss-k77-deactivated20240620]

Agreed

[impressionablr-deactivated20241]

I want that skin on skin shit

[purulens-kopet]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]