Red Robin.
19.
Tech-specialist.
Come to me with a case, I'll solve it.
Fluent in more languages than you can list.
Perpetually sleep-deprived, but still functioning at 110%.
Try me.
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@redrobin-not-yum
Red Robin.
19.
Tech-specialist.
Come to me with a case, I'll solve it.
Fluent in more languages than you can list.
Perpetually sleep-deprived, but still functioning at 110%.
Try me.
OOC:
YOURE PREGNANT???? WITH BERNARD'S KID?????
HOW'S KON GONNA FEEL ABOUT THIS??????
-- @supermans-fave-vigilante
MULTIVERSE STUFF, HOW ANY KON IS FEELING ISN'T MY PROBLEM, I'M ONLY WITH BERNARD
yeah sure buddy. i believe you.
Okay yes sure Kon's attractive but I'm not dating any Kon's so his feelings on me having a kid with Bernard are irrelevant- But also yes I'm pregnant with Bernard's kid-
YOURE PREGNANT???? WITH BERNARD'S KID?????
HOW'S KON GONNA FEEL ABOUT THIS??????
-- @supermans-fave-vigilante
MULTIVERSE STUFF, HOW ANY KON IS FEELING ISN'T MY PROBLEM, I'M ONLY WITH BERNARD
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.
Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-
yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.
Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.
anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.
Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.
whatever. you’re the biggest stalker- no…YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS A STALKER TOO
.......Okay so maybe just a little bit?
NO NO HE IS!! HES THE FUCKASS BLONDE DUDE I SEE WHEN IM ON PATROL
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe?
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS ARE A STALKER COUPLE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.
Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-
yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.
Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.
anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.
Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.
whatever. you’re the biggest stalker- no…YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS A STALKER TOO
.......Okay so maybe just a little bit?
NO NO HE IS!! HES THE FUCKASS BLONDE DUDE I SEE WHEN IM ON PATROL
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe?
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.
Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-
yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.
Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.
anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.
Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.
whatever. you’re the biggest stalker- no…YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS A STALKER TOO
.......Okay so maybe just a little bit?
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.
Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-
yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.
Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.
anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.
Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.
Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-
yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.
Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.
Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
that kid is gonna be ugly.
Mean to me!
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??
Valid-
But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.
You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?
Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
why…? how…? whatttt
No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.
Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-
ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.
Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-
What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-
i made brownies. you want some?
this is my attempt at being a good older brother.
YES I LOVE BROWNIES
....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨
never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.
Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-
alright. come to my safehouse.
YAY
I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.
seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.
I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.
alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.
Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨
tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.
It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-