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Red Robin, Vigilante Extraordinaire

[redrobin-not-yum]

Red Robin.

19.

Tech-specialist.

Come to me with a case, I'll solve it.

Fluent in more languages than you can list.

Perpetually sleep-deprived, but still functioning at 110%.

Try me.

OOC:

Hiya everyone! Red Robin, here to save the day! Tim was more sleep-deprived than usual when he made RR's intro, so that's why he's so to-the-point, he's usually more whimsical, I prommy </3

Rules:

No batcest

No being a dick

Have fun!

Tyasm!

[redrobin-not-yum]

YOURE PREGNANT???? WITH BERNARD'S KID?????

HOW'S KON GONNA FEEL ABOUT THIS??????

-- @supermans-fave-vigilante

MULTIVERSE STUFF, HOW ANY KON IS FEELING ISN'T MY PROBLEM, I'M ONLY WITH BERNARD

[supermans-fave-vigilante]

yeah sure buddy. i believe you.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay yes sure Kon's attractive but I'm not dating any Kon's so his feelings on me having a kid with Bernard are irrelevant- But also yes I'm pregnant with Bernard's kid-

[redrobin-not-yum]

YOURE PREGNANT???? WITH BERNARD'S KID?????

HOW'S KON GONNA FEEL ABOUT THIS??????

-- @supermans-fave-vigilante

MULTIVERSE STUFF, HOW ANY KON IS FEELING ISN'T MY PROBLEM, I'M ONLY WITH BERNARD

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redhoodisalive]

mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-

[redhoodisalive]

yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.

[redhoodisalive]

anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. you’re the biggest stalker- no…YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS A STALKER TOO

[redrobin-not-yum]

.......Okay so maybe just a little bit?

[redhoodisalive]

NO NO HE IS!! HES THE FUCKASS BLONDE DUDE I SEE WHEN IM ON PATROL

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe?

[redhoodisalive]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS ARE A STALKER COUPLE

[redrobin-not-yum]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redhoodisalive]

mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-

[redhoodisalive]

yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.

[redhoodisalive]

anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. you’re the biggest stalker- no…YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS A STALKER TOO

[redrobin-not-yum]

.......Okay so maybe just a little bit?

[redhoodisalive]

NO NO HE IS!! HES THE FUCKASS BLONDE DUDE I SEE WHEN IM ON PATROL

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyybe?

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redhoodisalive]

mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-

[redhoodisalive]

yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.

[redhoodisalive]

anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.

[redhoodisalive]

whatever. you’re the biggest stalker- no…YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS A STALKER TOO

[redrobin-not-yum]

.......Okay so maybe just a little bit?

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redhoodisalive]

mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-

[redhoodisalive]

yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.

[redhoodisalive]

anyways, i’ll be the good uncle, and i won’t allow them to be a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Counterpoint: In this family? All of us are stalkers to one degree or another.

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redhoodisalive]

mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-

[redhoodisalive]

yeah, me too. i’m also praying the child doesn’t become a stalker.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Oh c'mon, that'll happen anyway.

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redhoodisalive]

mhhm. if that kid has even a sliver of your genetics, i pray.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Rude! Though I also hope the kid looks more like Bern than like me-

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redhoodisalive]

that kid is gonna be ugly.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Mean to me!

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redhoodisalive]

i think i heard the name once. i don’t really show up to family dinner, that’s probably why. so am i gonna be an uncle??

[redrobin-not-yum]

Valid-

But anyway uhhhhhhhh yeah-

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redhoodisalive]

does bernard know?? who is bernard?? what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

You don't know who Bernard is????? But anyway yeah he knows-

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redhoodisalive]

soooo nobody like knocked you up? are you even dating anyone?

[redrobin-not-yum]

Yeah, I'm dating Bernard, and the baby is his, genetically, but like. The way it appeared was not the "traditional" way if that makes sense-

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redhoodisalive]

why…? how…? whatttt

[redrobin-not-yum]

No idea, magic, I'm as confused as you are.

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redhoodisalive]

no…you need to be joking. timbo. dude. buddy. what the fuck.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Did you put the puzzle pieces together, Jay-

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-

[redhoodisalive]

ARE YOU GETTING A DOG?? hide the dog from damian. hide it.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Hood I need you to think about what the hell medical condition would result in me getting a dog and only being benched ten months- The only reason I'd get a dog due to a medical condition would be a very long time medical condition that would be way more debilitating than "Stop patrolling for a handful of months"-

What takes about nine to ten months to make and people name them-

[redrobin-not-yum]

i made brownies. you want some?

this is my attempt at being a good older brother.

YES I LOVE BROWNIES

....Wait. You're also the drug dealer brother. These are just regular brownies right 🤨 Not edibles 🤨

[redhoodisalive]

never fucking call me the drug dealer brother. i’m not gonna feed you edibles. these are regular brownies.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Okay! Yay! I love brownies and for some reason am really craving chocolate-

[redhoodisalive]

alright. come to my safehouse.

[redrobin-not-yum]

YAY

I'm gonna come in through the vents, 'cause I need to stay in practice.

[redhoodisalive]

seriously?? i don’t want you hurting yourself. it’s rough in those vents.

[redrobin-not-yum]

I'll be fine! We wear knife-proof armor, I'm not gonna get hurt crawling through a vent. Besides, since Batman's gonna bench my ass for, like. Ten months, or so, once he finds out the medical condition I'm hiding from him, I need to stay in practice sneaking through vents and shit somehow.

[redhoodisalive]

alright, fine. what medical condition causes you to stay on the bench for ten months? did you get a brain injury? those are rough. i can only imagine.

[redrobin-not-yum]

Not a brain injury! It's uh. ✨A surprise✨

[redhoodisalive]

tell me. i’ve never been fond of surprises. i think the last time i got a surprise, i had a panic attack.

[redrobin-not-yum]

It was a surprise to me too- Uhhhhhhhh let's just say it's a surprise I have to think up a name for-