Red Robin

The only reason Batman is the worlds greatest detectie is because I'm not licensed.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I am Red Robin, also known as the third Robin, The smartest Robin, Worlds "second" greatest detective.

I have been 18 for a while now.

I love photography, Caffeine, games that make my brain work, skateboarding and being right.

I hate bitter things, myself, therapy and thinking about anything that happened while I was looking for Batman.

// This Red Robin is from a universe where he idolised both former Robins. He did not donn the title of Robin again after he was forced out of it. He stalked the bats as a child. He's kinda insane. Still stalks the bats if they are away for more than a week.

//He refuses to age bc he's too afraid to become an evil dictator.

//Will expand this as I go.

[shutterbat]

Dinner started okay, but then I messed up, so Father has had to lock me in my room.

My parents are having me stay home from the gala, too. I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad about that.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I am unable to send you your invite.

Please respond so I can.

- @stephcantspell

Thank you for thinking about me.

[stephcantspell]

[redrobinthebestonelol]

(Stares at the glitter all over the floor) ...I hate you so much.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I am unable to send you your invite.

Please respond so I can.

- @stephcantspell

Thank you for thinking about me.

[stephcantspell]

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU WISH TO BE ADDED TO THE STEPHCASS WEDDING TAG LIST

This is also kinda the guess list but some of you will be invited anyway.

Bride no2: @thedarkchiroptera

The Tag list begins:

@bearspiracies , @sparklingpurplewaffles , @gothams-bigsister

Invites sent:

@bearspiracies , @sparklingpurplewaffles , @gothams-bigsister ,

[cassandra-wayne-cain]

What

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How dare you not invite me.

[stephcantspell]

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU WISH TO BE ADDED TO THE STEPHCASS WEDDING TAG LIST

This is also kinda the guess list but some of you will be invited anyway.

Bride no2: @thedarkchiroptera

The Tag list begins:

@bearspiracies , @sparklingpurplewaffles , @gothams-bigsister

Invites sent:

@bearspiracies , @sparklingpurplewaffles , @gothams-bigsister ,

[cassandra-wayne-cain]

What

[redrobinthebestonelol]

It would be so funny to get killed by the joker so I can steal another one of Red Hood's titles. I'm going for all of them.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I came back from a long self reflecting time and I think I'm going to start working on some new projects. Non lethal of course.

[stephcantspell]

Sell the tiny Jason next. :)

@robin-gives-me-magick

put in the comments if you want the tiny Jason

😊

😭

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“wha— uh? UH!?!? UH!?!?!??”

“I don' think Mr. Wayne will like this!?” D:

@gothams-dark-prince “Mr. Wayne, Steph'nie is gonn' sell meee!” :(

[stephcantspell]

I've done this to multiple different Tim's. (Robin 3)

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“Wh— Why? Where do they go..?”

[stephcantspell]

To whoever I sell them too, But they usually end up having children so they can't be sold.

Either way, they've been sold to their boyfriend both times.

With you, it's more of an adoption thing.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How much do you want.

[stephcantspell]

Is this an application?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

No this is an offer Stephanie, I asked how much you want. I need the baby Jayson. He's adorable, and sweet. Much better of a little brother material.

[stephcantspell]

Doesn't he try to kill you?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

He never tried to kill anyone before... Yknow. Really sweet kid. The best of us, really.

[stephcantspell]

I mean in the future.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

And so what, everyone does that. I look that deadly good.

[stephcantspell]

I'm selling you next.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Nobody wants me so good luck :P

[stephcantspell]

That one chick on the only in Gotham community page seems to think otherwise.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Well yeah and she's wrong, we both know that.

[stephcantspell]

Sell the tiny Jason next. :)

@robin-gives-me-magick

put in the comments if you want the tiny Jason

😊

😭

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“wha— uh? UH!?!? UH!?!?!??”

“I don' think Mr. Wayne will like this!?” D:

@gothams-dark-prince “Mr. Wayne, Steph'nie is gonn' sell meee!” :(

[stephcantspell]

I've done this to multiple different Tim's. (Robin 3)

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“Wh— Why? Where do they go..?”

[stephcantspell]

To whoever I sell them too, But they usually end up having children so they can't be sold.

Either way, they've been sold to their boyfriend both times.

With you, it's more of an adoption thing.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How much do you want.

[stephcantspell]

Is this an application?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

No this is an offer Stephanie, I asked how much you want. I need the baby Jayson. He's adorable, and sweet. Much better of a little brother material.

[stephcantspell]

Doesn't he try to kill you?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

He never tried to kill anyone before... Yknow. Really sweet kid. The best of us, really.

[stephcantspell]

I mean in the future.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

And so what, everyone does that. I look that deadly good.

[stephcantspell]

I'm selling you next.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Nobody wants me so good luck :P

[stephcantspell]

Sell the tiny Jason next. :)

@robin-gives-me-magick

put in the comments if you want the tiny Jason

😊

😭

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“wha— uh? UH!?!? UH!?!?!??”

“I don' think Mr. Wayne will like this!?” D:

@gothams-dark-prince “Mr. Wayne, Steph'nie is gonn' sell meee!” :(

[stephcantspell]

I've done this to multiple different Tim's. (Robin 3)

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“Wh— Why? Where do they go..?”

[stephcantspell]

To whoever I sell them too, But they usually end up having children so they can't be sold.

Either way, they've been sold to their boyfriend both times.

With you, it's more of an adoption thing.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How much do you want.

[stephcantspell]

Is this an application?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

No this is an offer Stephanie, I asked how much you want. I need the baby Jayson. He's adorable, and sweet. Much better of a little brother material.

[stephcantspell]

Doesn't he try to kill you?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

He never tried to kill anyone before... Yknow. Really sweet kid. The best of us, really.

[stephcantspell]

I mean in the future.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

And so what, everyone does that. I look that deadly good.

[stephcantspell]

Sell the tiny Jason next. :)

@robin-gives-me-magick

put in the comments if you want the tiny Jason

😊

😭

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“wha— uh? UH!?!? UH!?!?!??”

“I don' think Mr. Wayne will like this!?” D:

@gothams-dark-prince “Mr. Wayne, Steph'nie is gonn' sell meee!” :(

[stephcantspell]

I've done this to multiple different Tim's. (Robin 3)

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“Wh— Why? Where do they go..?”

[stephcantspell]

To whoever I sell them too, But they usually end up having children so they can't be sold.

Either way, they've been sold to their boyfriend both times.

With you, it's more of an adoption thing.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How much do you want.

[stephcantspell]

Is this an application?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

No this is an offer Stephanie, I asked how much you want. I need the baby Jayson. He's adorable, and sweet. Much better of a little brother material.

[stephcantspell]

Doesn't he try to kill you?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

He never tried to kill anyone before... Yknow. Really sweet kid. The best of us, really.

[stephcantspell]

Sell the tiny Jason next. :)

@robin-gives-me-magick

put in the comments if you want the tiny Jason

😊

😭

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“wha— uh? UH!?!? UH!?!?!??”

“I don' think Mr. Wayne will like this!?” D:

@gothams-dark-prince “Mr. Wayne, Steph'nie is gonn' sell meee!” :(

[stephcantspell]

I've done this to multiple different Tim's. (Robin 3)

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“Wh— Why? Where do they go..?”

[stephcantspell]

To whoever I sell them too, But they usually end up having children so they can't be sold.

Either way, they've been sold to their boyfriend both times.

With you, it's more of an adoption thing.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How much do you want.

[stephcantspell]

Is this an application?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

No this is an offer Stephanie, I asked how much you want. I need the baby Jayson. He's adorable, and sweet. Much better of a little brother material.

[stephcantspell]

Sell the tiny Jason next. :)

@robin-gives-me-magick

put in the comments if you want the tiny Jason

😊

😭

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“wha— uh? UH!?!? UH!?!?!??”

“I don' think Mr. Wayne will like this!?” D:

@gothams-dark-prince “Mr. Wayne, Steph'nie is gonn' sell meee!” :(

[stephcantspell]

I've done this to multiple different Tim's. (Robin 3)

[robin-gives-me-magick]

“Wh— Why? Where do they go..?”

[stephcantspell]

To whoever I sell them too, But they usually end up having children so they can't be sold.

Either way, they've been sold to their boyfriend both times.

With you, it's more of an adoption thing.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

How much do you want.

[merainytwo]

I love accusing rr of having a harem and him just be in the comments desperately fighting for his life to defend the fact that he doesn't have a harem.

Look Red Robin: it's either you have a Harem, You are part of a Harem or you're somehow Bernards side piece.

I have seen you two kiss from my balcony.

which is it?

Rr has a haram

Rr Is part of a harem

Bernard is cheating on Tim

Bernard has a size piece in the form of Rr (And potentially Superboy)

Rr is a whore and will shag anyone.

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

Tagging twin BC This isn't posted on the community @timdrakeisbicyclesexual

[redrobinthebestonelol]

This is my official statement: I do not have a haram.

[merainytwo]

Mm, Spoiler would disagree.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Spoiler can go and mind her own love life.

[stephcantspell]

Spoiler:

Salty much.

And I am messy as fuck but I'll have you know I am engaged. 😔💅

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I am so shoving B the footage of you filling the batmobile with glitter.

[stephcantspell]

I'm showing him the footage of PDA with a civilian while in hero gear.

[gothams-silver-reaper]

Ladies, ladies.

You're as messy as each other, just in different ways.

[stephcantspell]

I stand by the fact that he definitely has a haram.

[gothams-silver-reaper]

Oh he absolutely does, that's undeniable, I just think you also have harem energy. Difference being you're funneling it all into Cass.

[stephcantspell]

Single person Harem. 😭

[redrobinthebestonelol]

My sister does not deserve you. Not at all. She would never do this to me.

[stephcantspell]

You do realise you're insulting your own taste in women right now?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Well I have better taste in men than you, so I think that cancels it out.

[stephcantspell]

Not you insulting yourself.

And I mean you're not entirely wrong.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I'm never wrong, you know that.

[stephcantspell]

Stay delusional King.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

That's what you said about B, too. And look who was right that time too.

[stephcantspell]

Bruce has literally died and revived again since. Let it go.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Conceal don't feel is literally our motto, I'm not letting it go.

[stephcantspell]

I'm playing this next time we're all in the batcave

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I'm going to take over your spotify and make it only pay rickrolls.

[stephcantspell]

Jokes on you that's all I listen to.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Of course you do. -_-

[stephcantspell]

Have some actually good music

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Adding these to my case solving playlist.

[merainytwo]

I love accusing rr of having a harem and him just be in the comments desperately fighting for his life to defend the fact that he doesn't have a harem.

Look Red Robin: it's either you have a Harem, You are part of a Harem or you're somehow Bernards side piece.

I have seen you two kiss from my balcony.

which is it?

Rr has a haram

Rr Is part of a harem

Bernard is cheating on Tim

Bernard has a size piece in the form of Rr (And potentially Superboy)

Rr is a whore and will shag anyone.

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

Tagging twin BC This isn't posted on the community @timdrakeisbicyclesexual

[redrobinthebestonelol]

This is my official statement: I do not have a haram.

[merainytwo]

Mm, Spoiler would disagree.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Spoiler can go and mind her own love life.

[stephcantspell]

Spoiler:

Salty much.

And I am messy as fuck but I'll have you know I am engaged. 😔💅

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I am so shoving B the footage of you filling the batmobile with glitter.

[stephcantspell]

I'm showing him the footage of PDA with a civilian while in hero gear.

[gothams-silver-reaper]

Ladies, ladies.

You're as messy as each other, just in different ways.

[stephcantspell]

I stand by the fact that he definitely has a haram.

[gothams-silver-reaper]

Oh he absolutely does, that's undeniable, I just think you also have harem energy. Difference being you're funneling it all into Cass.

[stephcantspell]

Single person Harem. 😭

[redrobinthebestonelol]

My sister does not deserve you. Not at all. She would never do this to me.

[stephcantspell]

You do realise you're insulting your own taste in women right now?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Well I have better taste in men than you, so I think that cancels it out.

[stephcantspell]

Not you insulting yourself.

And I mean you're not entirely wrong.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I'm never wrong, you know that.

[stephcantspell]

Stay delusional King.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

That's what you said about B, too. And look who was right that time too.

[stephcantspell]

Bruce has literally died and revived again since. Let it go.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Conceal don't feel is literally our motto, I'm not letting it go.

[stephcantspell]

I'm playing this next time we're all in the batcave

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I'm going to take over your spotify and make it only pay rickrolls.

[stephcantspell]

Jokes on you that's all I listen to.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Of course you do. -_-

[merainytwo]

I love accusing rr of having a harem and him just be in the comments desperately fighting for his life to defend the fact that he doesn't have a harem.

Look Red Robin: it's either you have a Harem, You are part of a Harem or you're somehow Bernards side piece.

I have seen you two kiss from my balcony.

which is it?

Rr has a haram

Rr Is part of a harem

Bernard is cheating on Tim

Bernard has a size piece in the form of Rr (And potentially Superboy)

Rr is a whore and will shag anyone.

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

Tagging twin BC This isn't posted on the community @timdrakeisbicyclesexual

[redrobinthebestonelol]

This is my official statement: I do not have a haram.

[merainytwo]

Mm, Spoiler would disagree.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Spoiler can go and mind her own love life.

[stephcantspell]

Spoiler:

Salty much.

And I am messy as fuck but I'll have you know I am engaged. 😔💅

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I am so shoving B the footage of you filling the batmobile with glitter.

[stephcantspell]

I'm showing him the footage of PDA with a civilian while in hero gear.

[gothams-silver-reaper]

Ladies, ladies.

You're as messy as each other, just in different ways.

[stephcantspell]

I stand by the fact that he definitely has a haram.

[gothams-silver-reaper]

Oh he absolutely does, that's undeniable, I just think you also have harem energy. Difference being you're funneling it all into Cass.

[stephcantspell]

Single person Harem. 😭

[redrobinthebestonelol]

My sister does not deserve you. Not at all. She would never do this to me.

[stephcantspell]

You do realise you're insulting your own taste in women right now?

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Well I have better taste in men than you, so I think that cancels it out.

[stephcantspell]

Not you insulting yourself.

And I mean you're not entirely wrong.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I'm never wrong, you know that.

[stephcantspell]

Stay delusional King.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

That's what you said about B, too. And look who was right that time too.

[stephcantspell]

Bruce has literally died and revived again since. Let it go.

[redrobinthebestonelol]

Conceal don't feel is literally our motto, I'm not letting it go.

[stephcantspell]

I'm playing this next time we're all in the batcave

[redrobinthebestonelol]

I'm going to take over your spotify and make it only pay rickrolls.