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03.15.2026 - sjs @ ott - mack calls will over to him on the bench (thanks to @keelpay for the clip)

hertl

sharks for life | they’re more fun at our house

ryangravytrain

“Birds of a Feather”

thornescratch

Full Dewey Halloween antics, INCLUDING:

Demanding both scoutwork for which teammates are approaching and requesting to scare his coach.

Being unsure of how he's actually going to figure out when teammates are approaching his box

Once sorting our a walkie-talkie situation for being alerted that teammates are approaching his box, being DISAPPOINTED there are no radio codes for the whole operation

Being mad his teammates are five minutes late to being pranked

Upon being alerted that Tom Wilson is approaching, IMMEDIATELY GETTING READY AND INORDINATELY EXCITED and then gloating over the successful scare. Tom coming BACK out to be indignant about getting scared. Dewey declaring he's going to put Tom's reaction on his own Youtube channel

"I'm gonna have werewolf hair in my mouth."

Protas's Disappointed Dad Stare (and later laughing at his teammtes)

Dylan Strome actually jumping in the air in fear like a Hanna-Barbera animated character

Nic Dowd jump AND falsetto scream (and Dewey regretting, "I didn't wanna do him like that, that's a liney!")

Oh my fucking God, Dewey going OUT OF HIS WAY to make Leno his grand finale, trying to engineer Tom in the way so Leno will have to come close to the box, and then LOSING HIS SHIT when it screws up and he doesn't get to spook Leno up close. (And Leno's bewilderment, and then his pouty kick to the box and smug little grin.)

It's VERY important to let your adopted dog have prank enrichment experiences.

aquilotti

His name is Brandon Duhaime and he’s here to scare the 💩 out of his teammates

thornescratch

I like how there is always one thing (the Bop It toy, fruitcake, second grade math, wrapping paper, counting to five, Guess Who, etc.) that utterly mystifies the majority of the Caps, but one of them can figure it out, and the rest react like excited dogs.

sunset-no-aozora

the thing about tanger is that you're going to have to drag him kicking and screaming off the ice. I think people underestimate just how much he loves playing hockey. he would play forever if he could. he will play for as long as he can somehow manage. whether that's at the end of this contract or even after, who knows. he's said it would be fun if he could play at the same time as his son and he wasn't joking about it

yeah, it would probably be better for his health if he didn't play anymore. people thought he would retire after his first stroke, they thought he would retire after his neck injury, they thought he would retire after his second stroke. he won't retire after this either. he's got a contrarian streak a mile wild and I think he desperately wants to retire on his own terms, instead of having to retire because of injuries. he needs to prove that nothing, not even his own body, will bring him down

so, he won't retire. not for a couple more years. maybe not until his body breaks down on him. maybe only when he's decided that he's ready and has played to his heart's content