Things Said To My Cat Sentence Starter
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“You are an asshole, but I love you anyways.”
“What are you even doing?”
“What is your function dysfunction?”
“Stop backing your butt up on me!”
“Did you come over here just to bite me?”
“How would you like it if I bit you back?!”
“You are too heavy to lay on my thighs, you leave bruises.”
“It’s gonna get yo giblets!”
“Wh-Where the hell did you even get that?”
“…. Wasn’t that in my room?”
“Why are you such a butt?!”
“My chest is not a place for you to lay.”
“Must you?”
“Quit knocking things in the floor!”
“If you weren’t cute, I’d kill you.”
“My ass is not your seat.”
“Why must you lay on my back?”
“How is that comfortable?!”
“You’re too faaaat, get oofff.”
“Give me yo love.”
“Thank you for licking me, really appreciate it.”
“Youz a poof-a-poof.”
“I feel like I loose my grammar when you jump up here.”
“I just got you off the counter, why are you back up here?”
“My boobs aren’t your pillow.”
“I see you trying to be cute of there.”
