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|| because bucky is always (despite my best attempts) low activity / there seems to be low interest in people interacting with him, iâm thinking of moving him over to my multimuse. please poke this if you would be interested in writing with him over there and iâll add you. (reposting a few times to gauge interest. i might keep him separate on here, but i would definitely keep this as an archive no matter what.)
BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier â âThe Star-Spangled Manâ
This is so, so important. TFatWS spoilers.
âAs a therapist myself I've had a lot of feelings about Bucky's therapist on TFatWS, and have decided I need to rant a little to let it all
TFATWS - NEW WORLD ORDER (1x01)
saving the world, one distraction at a time
Say whatever you want but damn these vampires are thirsty af for Steve Rogers and honestly who blames them
You sound like my dad.
castlcdâ:
@redwhiteandbruisedâ
Itâs a slate.Â
Some people, maybe theyâd see an apartment: brand new; barely lived in. Others would kick off about the bare walls, compare it to the inside of your skull; tut over whether the lack of fruit bowls meant you were more a risk to society than someone who sat a fucking orange in the center of the coffee table.Â
To Frank, the place is bare and smart: somewhere to sleep, shower, take a piss; designed to be wiped clean and emptied out in 10 minutes or less. Itâs not paranoia when someoneâs got the kinda heat and attention Barnes does.Â
Checking in with the head-shrinkers every 24h like they knew shit. Tagged like some common perp.
â not a choice heâd make. Not a choice he agreed with. But not his choice.
Frank dropped his jacket over the couch back, eyes subconsciously trailing along the ceiling for cameras. Figured Barnes would know where they were; figured he wouldnât invite him here if they werenât accounted for. ( Habits still died hard. )
â â nice place. They give you a pension with that pardon?â
The freedom was more than he deserved, even if that freedom was thoroughly conditional and came with more clauses than a corporate disclaimer. Bucky had never expected to be allowed anything other than to rot in a box somewhere for the crimes heâd been used to commit.
There was a part of him that bridled at swallowing the full guilt - the full responsibility - for things heâd never stop having nightmares about, lives heâd never have taken of his own volition, choices thatâd been made for him and about him and blood that stained him, only him, and never seeped into the cuffs of the handlers who pulled his trigger. Nobody else was willing to own that guilt, so it was his to choke on.
Bucky jerked his chin slightly to the space between where the open-plan kitchenâs cabinet ended and what was meant to be a living room wall began. (What people these days had against separate rooms, separate spaces, was beyond him. He hated feeling exposed, and he sure as hell hated the smell of cooking following him around the entire place.) The camera was just subtle enough that a civvy would think it was part of the trim, but obvious enough once you knew what you were looking for.
âI killed the mics; they havenât bothered replacing âem.â Not that he didnât check. âStay away from the fridge/sink/microwave triangle. Thereâs more eyes in the bedroom.â It explained the pile of blankets on the floor, between the TV and couch. âGuess they think Iâm gonna get creative with a garlic press or decide to dive out the bedroom window specifically.â He sucked air through his teeth. âPardonâs for heroes, Castle. Iâm on permanent probation. Beats the alternatives, though.â I guess.
The fridge was empty except for a bottle of mustard and four bottles of lager. Bucky snagged two of the beers, used the cap of one to open the other out of habit, then flicked the second cap off using his metal thumb before passing the bottle to Frank.
âThere was some sort of Tony Stark memorial fund for heroes in financial straits. I declined.â Bucky swallowed the grimace down with some beer. âI donât need much.â The irony of that, considering how much the apartment must be worth, wasnât lost on him. But that was conditional, too: an open-air prison cell where he could be kept under observation. Contained. The very thought made his skin crawl. âThings good?â
// like honestly if youâre thirsty for zemo kindly fuck off? itâs like the new version of rumlow stans. yâall need to not.
This just in: local man has his memory wiped; forgets heâs gay
no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & samâs rivalry so much funnier
sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my carâs steering wheel!
bucky: the time i WHAT
sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & buckyâll be like
Sam: I canât believe you stabbed Caesar
Bucky:
âI canât believe you shot 2Pacâ
This just keeps getting better and better
sam: itâs so fucked up how you assassinated JFK
bucky: this isnât funny anymore, sam
steve: no⊠you actually did do that, buck.
bucky:
Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?
Bucky: haha I wouldnât do thatâŠright?
Sam:
Bucky:
a mood
Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because itâs the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows itâs his blog. It gets really popular because people think itâs a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like âthis is some quality garbage right hereâ and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.
Bucky posts things like
âWhat is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America whyâ
âEvery time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.â
âWhy does friendship feel so much like punchingâ
âWhen I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking âwho am I? does my life have meaning?â or âdid I already eat all of the plums?ââ
âWhy are you so grumpyâ they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.â
âI know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back pleaseâ
âI guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. â
OMG I LOVEEEE
YEEESSSSSSS!
âGuy in front of me wonât move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.â
âGot lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I donât understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.â
âThe economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?â
âApparently, it was Rudeâą of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.â
ââIf you donât behave weâll send (mutual) after you.â Jokes on them. Iâm the one who trained them to be an assassin in the first place.â
âTried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.â
âWait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!â
â'Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?â No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I donât appreciate your tone young man.â
âMy friend likes convincing people that Iâm the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he wonât find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.â
âWhy would i want to get a haircut when instead I can look like i just returned from a 12 year jaunt in the wilderness every time i grow a beardâ
âwas having a hard time finding noodles in the grocery store & asked a clerk for help. she looked at me like a crazy person. lady, itâs not my fault you donât speak russianâ
âwhat kind of idiot thinks dancers are sissies? literally every ballerina i have ever met could kill an adult man with just her legsâ
âtoday i discovered Conditioner. the future is a miracle and my hair like a cloud nowâ
âapparently just jumping on to a moving bus when you are running late is not a thing people do anymore. please stop yelling at me.â
âwent to a club last night to see what the hip kids were into. apparently the latest thing is just having sex standing up with your clothes on in a room full of people.â
âon the one hand, people dressed much nicer in the 40s. on the other hand, yoga pants.â
ârode in a car with heated seats today. it is my house now. i live here.â
âi have acquired a small bear. i am putting a collar and leash on him. he is my dog. no one tell animal controlâ
âi am working on this whole Good Guy thing but anyone who cuts me in line at starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out okayâ
âwhy did they have to make escalators so terrifying to get on and off of? from now on Iâm just jumping off the mall balconies. none of this awful moving teeth staircaseâ
âi donât care if itâs a âpriceless historical artifact,â punk, i didnât wanna do the dishes and it makes a pretty good spaghetti bowlâ
âhoodie pockets are so great. i can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warmâ
âi really though we would have flying cars by now. the future is such a letdown.â
âchanged samâs ringtone to jesus take the wheel.â
âdo you know that feeling when you go to lean on your short friendâs conveniently arm-rest-height shoulder but you forget they had a huge growth spurt and you just awkwardly lean your elbow into the middle of their bicepâ
âi swear i didnât know your girlfriend was coming over. i always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. it had nothing to do with you.â
âanyone else got that one limb thatâs super fuckin loud yeah buzz buzz i get it now buzz off ya jerk"
Steve to Hydra: The assassin you sent started a family with me.