ReedIRL

What's going on? On?

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[crimewave420]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[parkchanwoohoo]

[baburasetemotto]

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[darkspaceboytoy]

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

[bulliness]

I don't think so

[darkspaceboytoy]

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[ouroborosorder]

you can find chort in the clyteum

[ouroborosorder]

[tokidokifish]

[segamascott]

smash

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[yoshidinosaur]

brrrrrrng-ha

[yoshidinosaur]

I did my first ground pound 3 days ago! 😀

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com