King of hell raising.

REED SHRADER Twenty one. Hot shit. Livin' in San Diego, California and killin' it.

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..you’re beyond irritating. I doubt that some how. I’m not surprised in the slightest that’s your ‘type’. What about blonde girls? Some how I have a feeling you have a soft spot for blondes. Okay, whatever you say. You seemed pretty jealous to me. Just saying. No, I’m not.

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And still, you can’t get enough of me. You know me, if she’s hot, she has a chance with me. But if I had to choose, I would choose a brunette any day. But a guy like me never has a choose, they just come crawling. Goddamn, you’re fucking funny. What would I jealous of? Another guy having to put up with your ass? Then hell yeah.

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Good thing I didn’t ask you. I don’t spend my time because mean to everyone like some. …Shut up. I refuse to acknowledge the fact that you just called me ‘hot shit’. What’s your type then? Why does it matter if someone else is calling me hot? Are you jealous? I am not weird!

[reedshrader-blog]

Well, hey there. There she is. I’m not mean, I’m just honest and hell of a good time. My type is usually tall brunettes with legs for fucking days but, I’m not picky. If hot chicks want me, they got me. HAHA. Me? Jealous? Oh, you’re cute, Manning, you’re cute. Yeah, you are.

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You’re such a giant jerk-face. Is this you making fun of me more by calling me ‘hot shit’? If so, it’s not very funny. …What? You did? Why would you hit on me of all people? You’re so confusing. It’s not so simple in the moment! I’m not that weird. You’re just mean.

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Your insults give me physical pain. Because they’re that bad. I don’t joke about people’s hotness, Manning. You’re totally hot shit and that’s why I would hit on you. Ya know, if you were my type. What moment? Who’s callin you hot besides me? I’m mean, yeah, but you’re still weird.

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Ugh. Do you always have to make fun of me? Yeah, whatever you say, Reed. I have a nice smile, like I said, but everything is pushing it a bit. I do like my hair, too. I don’t know, how can you tell when someone is hitting on you? I am light! Lightest of the light, I’m fun and light!

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Not my fault you make it really easy to do. You’re crazy to think you’re not hot shit. All of you. Well, I did it just now so you can play off of that. Usually if someone’s telling you you’re hot, they’re hitting on you. It’s not rocket science. Jesus Christ. You’re so weird, Manning.

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You’re such a…a rude! I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but it’s hard at times. First of all, don’t swear at me. That’s rude. Second of all, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I mean, I have a nice smile, I guess, but that doesn’t mean I’m worthy of some barista giving me his number that’s not out of pity. You’re such a jerk face, let me live! I don’t like insults.

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Nice insult. I’ll have to remember that one. Hey, I’m not swearing at you, just swearing to you. Live with it. You have a nice everything, Manning. This can’t be the first time someone’s hit on you. Jeez, Bambi, lighten up.

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You don’t seem to feel all too bad about it for it being ‘your bad’, Reed Shrader. Oh, oh no! No, no. I don’t think that’s likely at all. He probably just felt bad for me because you were a huge stinker and stood me up!

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Yeah, not really actually. I’ll try better next time? Don’t pull this shit with me again. You’re hot shit and you should start owning it. You’d have a line of bros down the street just waiting to talk to you if you did. And get better insults, you’re literally killing me.

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Yes, that was today! I looked like some sad, kicked puppy dog at the coffee shop waiting for you to show up! I think the barista felt bad for me because he gave me some napkin with his number on it.

[reedshrader-blog]

Ah, my bad. I don’t think he felt bad for you, Manning, I think he just thought you were hot stuff. You gonna call him?

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Reed Shrader! I’m far from happy with you right now. You promised me that you were going to meet me for studying and coffee at Starbucks today and you were a no show! Thanks a lot, you giant jerk face. Now I’m pouting.

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Shit, that was today?

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