95% Sarcasm

I'm not actually funny; I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.

[itxylopez]

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[momimnotdepressed]

The face you make when you’re about to kill someone that will satisfy the whole fandom

[mutablerising]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

delete this immediately 

[bob-belcher]

[hersocialapp]

Still gay, Carol 💁

[itsokaymydeerest]

damn okay Erika Linder

[artless-s-deactivated20180715]

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[offcollection]

[memewhore]

[biff-donderglutes]

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[ewanmrozny]

Girl pizzas have arms

[sexyyyasfuck-deactivated2020021]

[reflexsarcasm]

me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about

[teenscoolest]

[hirohamahda]

[phoneticmeow]

Tumblr on November 1st

[hand]

international hand symbol for “what the fuck are you doing”

[ohreallywilly]

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

[ohreallywilly]

Meanwhile you looking back like…

[ohreallywilly]

Yo girl sitting there like..

[ohreallywilly]

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

[leonegro-davinci]

The dog like

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

The cat like

[ohreallywilly]

The bird like..

[profitjah]

The Uncle under his breath like…..

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Pastors wife be like

[blackboyjoy]

Ohmygawd 😂

[preciousluv35-deactivated201808]

Love it

[breastman31]

Big brother be like

[arivetingenigma]

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

[hypnotic-flow]

the trees outside the window are like