refusing-togrowup

Andrew | 24 | NY | Photographer | Pokémon Trainer | Concert / Celebrity Enthusiast | Adventurer

[blackberryshawty]

me rationalizing my irresponsible financial decisions:

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Me walking past a straight person

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Every time this comes up I treat myself to a read of the straight notes

[dojacat]

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

[haewon-lee]

who is that girl I see? staring straight back at me

[humansofnewyork]

“We had dorm rooms next to each other freshman year.  We mainly just played a lot of board games: Risk, Scrabble, Scattergories, a Trivial Pursuit game from the 1980’s, which everyone sucked at.  But we became best friends, and the next year decided to get a house together.  That’s when things started to get tense.  We began sitting closer together.  We were touching more.  We’d play with each other’s hands.  Never holding hands, but playing with hands.  And we’d even fall asleep in the same bed together.  There was a time that she told me goodnight, and I swear I felt her brush my lips, but by the time I opened my eyes she was out of the room.  Neither of us had ever dated a woman.  And I was terrified to try anything.  We were such good friends.  There was always this fear that if I voiced the desire, it would ruin our friendship.  But one night we were out for drinks at a hotel where Al Capone used to stay.  I was feeling pretty drunk, so I leaned over and said: ‘Sometimes I feel like I want to kiss you.’  And she replied: ‘Sometimes I do too.’  I didn’t say a thing.  I wasn’t even sure that I’d heard her correctly.  I just kept thinking: ‘Oh my God, it’s happening.  It’s happening.’  Then once we finished our drinks, and started walking home, I stopped her in front of a bridge.  I said: ‘Shall we do it here?’  It was December 12th, 2002.  And even though we got married five years ago, that’s the day we celebrate as our anniversary.”

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK

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True Hollywood Stories

Smh

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Wow

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Omg really

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Are you kidding me ???

Childhood ruined

[plasticcflower]

Are you guys serious… U really think … I don’t know what to say

[systm32]

lol

[aberrantkenosis]

holy shit i cannot handle how stupid people on this site are

[fluffmugger]

THIS is Leo filming the MGM Logo:

You may note the lack of IV. And the lack of an MRI bench.  And the lack of a fucking modern woman in goddamn jeans with heeled boots

Why?

BECAUSE THE CURRENT FUCKING MGM ROARING LION LOGO WAS  FILMED IN FUCKING 1957 YOU STUPID BASTARDS

[moeranda]

Bless the last blogger. 

[somethingsinlifeyoujustdo]

This is tumblr’s thought process

[depresseddepot]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD THERES NO WAY PEOPLE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE FIRST PIC WAS REAL

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[mjalti]

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

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Amber Heard as Mera in Aquaman (2018) dir. by James Wan.

[caelumrising]

im glad gay people ruined rainbows for homophobic christians

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[teenagerposts]

you and me both

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“My New Year’s resolution is to make sure that the Republican Party dies.”

[babylonian-prince]

BIG MOOD

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