Earth-12928

A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

[spandexfairy]

I can’t think of any good dick jokes! Ah, what a wasted opportunity.

Give me a hand and help me swing… I mean! Swing this promo!

[regenerationem-blog]

A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

Now here.

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Mistake Starters

"It wasn't meant to be like this."

"What have I done?"

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"

"Oh, god. Oh god, no!"

"No, no, no, no. Look at me. You'll be fine."

"PLEASE! I MADE A MISTAKE, LET ME FIX IT! DON'T DO THIS!"

"I messed up..."

"I thought I was helping!"

"I didn't know!"

"It wasn't meant... I didn't know this would happen."

"Why didn't you tell me it would be like this?!"

"I wasn't THINKING!"

"Because I love you! Because I said I'd die for you and I meant it, all right?"

"Because you would have died!"

"I couldn't just let it happen, okay? I had to do something!"

"Sure, I screwed up! But at least I DID something!"

"What would you have had me do, exactly?"

"You have to stop them. Please."

"Oh, god. Oh, no. No, no. Please help me. They're going to kill him/her."

"Please. I need your help."

"I can't fix this on my own."

"I can't do this on my own."

"It's not like that. Not any more."

"I can't help you."

"I can help you."

"Don't leave me alone."

"I don't want to die."

"Please."

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potato

[thefletchling]

Rp Partners: So you want to plot something?

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

“Oh no what am I gonna do?” he said sarcastically. “When it comes to you, people believe that you are just bluffing, or you are just insane so I am fine.” he shrugged. “In my case i can tell cable right away.”

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“Yeaaah! ... What? Who believe I’m just bluffing? I’m a merc! I’m a bloody killer! I’ll kill everyone that I want ... And Logan and Cable allow me..UUUHH?! I’m not insane! I just think too much!”

“WAIT! NO DON’T GO DON’T GO!”

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

"I should go." \\hahah\\

“How did my life reached this point, How low are my standards to make this happen.” 

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

“Why do I always fuck trash.”

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“Look your tongue if you want to keep it! I’m not trash, I’m the hottest zombie in the world!”

[movedtodubiousdeviant]

“Sex-apple, hm? I suppose. I mean, I’d fuck you.”

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“Ah...Well...uhnm...”

“Thanks ? I’ll .. I dunno how to reply to that... So let’s...Well... Thanks again I think, I know I’ve a sexy ass, anyway.”

[invademyinbox]

Send me "Dear Diary," to read my characters would-be journal entry from the day they met yours.

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invademyinbox:

[movedtodubiousdeviant]

“Loving the new costume, Wade, especially the back.”

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“Really? Thanks Daken you’re the best! You know that right? I’m really a sex-apple right?”

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

“I am soooo gonna blackmail you. and guess who has a personal recorder at all times, you don’t know how useful it is.”

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“Ooohh! No you will not do that! Or you’ll see.. I'll tell everyone you want to be bitten by a big and strong men!”

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

"I should go." \\hahah\\

“How did my life reached this point, How low are my standards to make this happen.” 

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

“You know i am a bottom right……and it was just a finger i did while i blow you.”

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“Yeah! You are used to it! I’m not! I think I’m going to die!... It’s over now!.. Say Death I love her!””

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

"I should go." \\hahah\\

“How did my life reached this point, How low are my standards to make this happen.” 

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“Shut up!You’ve no idea how much I’m hurt right now! I don’t think my healing factor was made to heal that part of my body! God! I can’t move, the pain rises in my body every time I move!”

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dcviants started following you

“Aren’t you too young to be here?”

[kentuckycxnnon-deactivated20161]

“Hey i have better stuff to do like being an avenger. a thing you probably won’t become.” he said in a pissed tone. “And i have standards. i would prefer being bitten by colossus than you…..oh that sounded so wrong.” 

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“What? WHATT?! I've been an avenger! But now! I’m the new x-men baby!”

He blinked a little "Ah? So you prefer big guys, uh? I get it, I get it! All muscles and masculinities... and... Cable have big muscles...and..big guys are perfect to put sunbathing’s lotion on your back!.. I mean... Shut up."

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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kentuckycxnnon:

“Its sam…….” he Rolled his eyes. “Anyway, ‘Secret group?’ you know forget it. its probably nothing.” he shrugged. “I like the change. and at least you son’t smell as rotting flesh, as usual.” 

“Sam? Like the in the walking dead? You looks a bit like it! I can be the zombie and kill you.” He stared at Sam for a moment, again, tilting his head to the side “...You’re just jealous that you aren’t in our secret group, admit it ! ... Thanks, Logan and Cable makes me take a bath every four days... And I think you need one.”