[daily-best-jokes]

Just heard this one at work. Clearly the boss is gone lol

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”

He replies, “It’s not for sale.”

The woman says, “Please I want that one,” again he says it’s not for sale.

The woman says, “I’ll give you a hundred dollars for it.” and the salesman says, “Well, okay.

Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, "How’s business today?”

The salesman replied, “It’s pretty slow but I just made a hundred dollars off of my thermos.”

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[lovablys]

[not-cooper]

[365daysofsexy]

[harrys-place]

I’m sorry whomst the fuck is this? A dream

[automatic-caution-door]

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

[memewhore]

[donald-trump-official]

DO YOU KNOW A GOOD LAWYER

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[blissfullychelle]

Omfg, THIS is why I love the internet.

[ithinkthereforeiamaswell]

And they say the internet causes isolation and loneliness 🤩

[notjustamumj]

<3

[porterr-robinson]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

LMFAOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

This shit has me dying still

[meanplastic]

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

[lowbrasschikah]

I’m the girl giving the pep talk

[pintofpine]

[luzialowe]

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

[gunstreetgrl]

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

reblog to keep its power growing.

[mary]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[cruisinwithjah]

i love everything about this

[its-films-squid]

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

[wizardshark]

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off

[miiriya]

[gahdamnpunk]

I feel seen

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Relationships & friendships are supposed to lift you up, not drain you of energy.