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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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noise dept.
RMH
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oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things

pixel skylines

JVL

#extradirty
Claire Keane

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@regina-271
I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that
Nm. Just watching cute proposals and ugly crying over how I'll never get proposed like that.
Hey. I'm new.
I'm new on Tumblr. And, you can text me if you need a girl to flirt with. I'm all down. I live in India.
REBLOG FOR A CHILL ASS FRIEND.
Hey. So I'm new on Tumblr.
And, I wanna make some friends. Some of my interests are Riverdale, Dynasty, TBBT and GOT. And, I love listening to old Hindi songs and new english songs. I love reading books. My favourite book is Looking for Alaska. I love Sophie Kinsella. And, have read all her books from cover to cover. My all time favourite actor and person is Ranveer Singh. My favourite youtubers are Superwoman and thatsheart. And, I'm from india. If anyone is interested. Hit me up.
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My husband is not going to know what he's getting into. It's going to be mostly clicking fake candids and coffee. A lot of coffee runs.
Get the most out of everyday
Stretch first thing in the morning
Think of 3 reasons you are grateful for today
Wash your face in cold or lukewarm water
Moisturize (generally have a skincare routine)
Eat breakfast, seriously
Take a glass of water
Minimize caffeine and energy drink intake
Brush your teeth and floss even
If you can, quit taking the car or public transport to work/school, instead walk or take the bike! (Good for you and the environment)
Look up
Smile to strangers
Drink water!
If you have lectures, think about them as a way to learn a lot of new stuff instead of something you just have to do
Sit in the front, ask questions, write notes, maybe record the lecture, look at the teacher and pay attention
Give someone a compliment
Listen to new music
Be openminded
Listen
Try to exercise just 30 min every day, it can easily be done at home
Read a little everyday
Drink even more water
Watch documentaries
Wash and moisturize your face
Turn of bright screens early (specially if you have trouble sleeping)
Tell someone you love them (friends, s.o., family)
Find your clothes and pack your bag for tomorrow (this is the best tip for less stressful mornings)
Drink a glass of water
Maybe write in a journal before bed
Go over the day in your head and find peace with it, if something unsettling happened.
Remember that everyone has bad and tough times. Just keep breathing, you’re doing great.
youre welcome to add your own.
Eight mystical programming languages
1. There are no variables; everything is a constant. Change is merely an illusion. You get out of each program exactly what you put in, but somehow you feel that you understand it better.
2. You are the compiler, and thus the code is written in whichever form fixes it best in your memory. There is an interesting algebra to account for the probability that some instructions will be forgotten. A number of papers have been written on the subject.
3. We consider all programs as living entities, of a sort. Ethically, therefore, we have some problems with the idea of a program that terminates. Instead, we write programs that will live for ever, assuming suitable infrastructure to live on. Because of this requirement, we are always short of resources. New programs are written only rarely, when we have had an equipment delivery. Of course, we lose many to crashes each year; but we are always careful to offer up a prayer for their souls.
4. Programs are myths, myths are programs. Each encapsulates the instructions of fate. It does not matter which queen sleeps with the fire god, or which flint is thrown down the well. The outcome is always the same in each possible world. And at the end all worlds will reach the terminating conditions by one path or another.
5. We offer up the code to the machine cautiously, hoping that it will approve. Based on certain tropes, intutions, and appreviations, we believe we have made the code more palatable to flow through the prayer wheels of our silicon angels. We have added more brackets, in the hope that they will be experienced as hugs. We loop only to the extent that it will not induce dizziness. When we receive our output we do so in respectful silence.
6. Errors and mishandled information are sins, and we have a heavy responsibility on us to eliminate them. Our languages are written above all else to minimise the number of bugs. It has been necessary to eliminate a certain amount of flexibility, choice and human input to do this. But at least we can be assured that our pope writes infallible code.
7. We indent with three spaces. This was the original intention of the developers. It is not correct to indent with four and is offensive to their memory. All such incidents of disrespect shall be dealt with.
8. We consider human languages to have developed greater and greater levels of abstraction, further and further from the underlying code. As such we work backwards, trying to reverse engineer ourselves. We learn the oldest languages we can. At night we fall asleep with the obsessive repetitions of Gilgamesh in our ears. We pray to Sapir and to Whorf that we can get back at last to the original instructions, so that we might debug them.
“It’s like finding dark matter, except they’re looking for dark matter. I wasn’t even looking for you. So you’re even better than dark matter.”
fallon carrington + sass
Can not not love this!!!!❤
Cheryl's moment tho. Ofcourse her serpent jacket had to be red!!!! Gimme!!! WANT ONE IF THESE BAD BOYS!!!
Also, lots lf love to the potrayl of cheryl and toni. Love me some more choni moments. I hope the finale gives us the chills and some dreamy sighs.
Lowkey worried about lodge ladies. They were sipping wine when hiram walked in all flustered. Veronica has been through hell so many times. She's the smart one. Whereas, her boyfriend is all heart and muscles.