REGRETEVATOR HEADCANONS!!!

self explanatory... give me your ideas

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REGRETEVATOR HEADCANONS BLOG!

INBOX IS: OPEN!

(shoutout to the other blog thats like this)

A place for you to send your ideas about these guys!

SOME QUICK RULES FOR HEADCANON SUBMISSION:

1- NO DIRECT NSFW,

suggestive things are ok, but put a warning when you include them

2- PUT CONTENT WARNINGS IF NEEDED

ex. sh, suicide, trauma etc.

3- NO HATEFUL IDEOLOGY

you may send headcanons about characters being like that, but no being like that yourself

(may update if this blog starts receiving traction)

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In the event that Kasper gets cured, once he's reached a point in his recovery that his health isn't so fragile, Lampert puts his own germophobia aside and surprises him with a kitten so his apartment won't feel so empty without Poptart around.

I am personally torn between the kitten being named Rainbow (Rain for short, in reference to Nyan Cat) or Strudel (like Toaster Strudel instead of poptarts)

AWEEE KITTYYYUHH

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Recalling the headcanon that Pest can sing: he's most comfortable singing in Beetle.

yes...

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Melanie is biomechanical. Her body is soft like regular flesh, but whatever proper organs she has are synthetic, including a mechanical heart that pumps oxidant like blood.

YESS THIS IS ALSO HOW I VIEW HER!!!

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Although I like to think Infected/Kasper would regain his memories after being cured, it would be a LENGTHY road to recovery, plagued with bouts of brain fog and dissociation. Lampert hates to see him like that, but he stays by his side through thick and thin, and whether their relationship is romantic or platonic, he's basically Kasper's rock as he recovers.

ooo yesyes.....

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Pest is on meds for ADHD. DrRETRO has offered to assess him for autism as well, but Pest is still thinking it over.

many pest hcs...ynyumyum

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Pest never met his dad, and doesn't have a great relationship with his mother. She wasn't cruel, but she was pretty cold and aloof; not exactly the warm, nurturing figure a child needs.

Pest got sick of her and left home when he was still pretty young, about 16 or so. He doesn't RESENT her, he just doesn't really care about her anymore - if anything, he sees DrRETRO as more of a motherly figure than his birth mother.

yesyes big fan of family headcanons

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If Unpleasant had a voice, it would sound like Bob from Smg4.

ive never actually seen smg4 but PEAK!!!!

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In terms of Pest being canonically goth, I imagine his specific style of choice is Street Goth

(Note that I do not claim to be an expert on goth subcultures, I just feel like it fits how I personally see him!)

real and true.....

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Folly is touch-starved, but will deny it to her grave.

OUGHHH her missing caring touch.... oughg u hhhh 💔

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Though he's no professional, Pest can sing decently well, but he prefers not to do so in front of others because he's self-conscious about his voice.

get his ass in the studio NOW!!

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Melanie looks up to Pest as a brotherly sort of figure. In turn, Mel is one of the VERY few who Pest has any sort of soft spot for, and he has his moments of being protective of her, especially when Folly is around.

FAMILIAL PEST AND MELANIE !!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Even if Infected/Kasper gets cured and regains his memories, the damage done by the virus still leaves him with some lingering health problems, like slightly more sensitive lungs and a weaker immune system. Lampert's germ-conscious ways still remain as a means to keep Kas from getting sick again, and DrRETRO gives him routine check-ups to make sure he's still doing okay.

YES!!!! i LOVE the idea of, even in the hypothetical of the virus being cured, it still affects him!!!!

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Pest doesn't like having his horns/head-mandibles touched, ESPECIALLY if you're a stranger. Grabbing at them without permission is the quickest way to earn a swift punch to the jaw. Closer individuals can get away with *accidental* touches, but other than that, the only one who can get away with touching them is DrRETRO, and even then, he prefers that she only does it for exam purposes, which she respects.

PEAK characterization... ohohoho i like to imagine this could be caused by what he experienced in prison

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Melanie is a fan of Hannah Montana.

i love music taste hcs...