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call me regret | mid 20s | i rb cod fics | icon by user foster-cynical

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[xonlictheeverswarm]

[shadowsh00ter]

A funny hc to me is the one where Keegan is randomly dropping lore on the walker boys and they’re like “huh cool” but really they’re trying to figure out where the hell it fits into the rest.

It’s basically dad lore but keegan (obviously) isn’t a dad so it’s just Keegan lore.

[mitrielle]

Dangerous waters

[debustee]

Sketch of Ned Stark and Ashara Dayne at the Harrenhal tournament💙

[vozart]

Part 1 of a little comic for mershark soap and pirate ghost :)

Ghost thought sharks didn't make noise so he's really shocked when the one he's stuck with (hes not really stuck hes keeping it around cause he feels bad and the mer is handsome) starts crying loudly...

[lackadaisies]

this is killing me 😭

[laswells-ashtray]

Simon knows his own reputation; it's something he looks on proudly.

He's not untouchable, nor is he ill-tempered. But he never corrects anything he hears about himself, no matter how outlandish or violent the stories are. Something about never interrupting your enemy when they make a mistake.

He's aware of the belief that he's held on a short leash by his captain, only without the man, does he realise no one had considered what sort of man it takes to acquire the hold of that leash.

For all Ghost is scary, Captain Price is terrifying. Without the Captain, Price has no boundaries, no limits, and no one by his side to consider before he acts.

The widespread assumption was that the Captain was the man to rein him in; that's exactly why he's the man to subdue John when he goes off the deep end.

Simon hates him, with a complexity that most can't understand. He knows Price; he knows the frustration of a man told to stick to the book and follow orders from men who sit behind desks and twiddle their thumbs. He knows John; he knows the ache of a man whose knees have taken the brunt of his falls and the man who needs to be drawn out of his own head by someone he trusts with his wrists pinned and his legs spread.

But he wasn't the only one who lost a team member; he isn't the one being scrutinised for the actions of a man unhinged. He doesn't seem to care for those he left in his wake, who mistakenly thought him a man they could rely on.

So, he'll engage in a game of predator on predator to see who has the bigger bite.

[theorist-fox]

WIP Thursday because I forgot yesterday was Wednesday

In which Simon recreates his favourite porn video with you. Easy thing, considering you’re the star of it.

three seconds of ghost in a stupid trailer and I'm already wet

[gengario]

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.

[theorist-fox]

Ohh I was wondering… so I’m a med student and during my first year I was “abusing” my partner while learning for anatomy- the usual like checking the muscles, moving his joints to check and understand how everything reacts, connects and more. How would that go with ghost?

It was in a way very intimate to do that with a partner and to have him just go with whatever I tried was honestly very alluring 🙈 it was only for science… technically

Have a lovely evening and lots of love you ✨

I know you probably were expecting a blurb in reply to this but I love how this is almost a universal experience for people in healthcare because when I took my andrology exam I used to test my boyfriend's cremasteric reflex to see how it worked lmao TMI but anyways

I always imagine simon as this incredibly calm person with a deep dark voice and soothing timbre that perfectly matches his personality. he moves slowly and quietly and is just a hazard to be around because he pretty much just pops behind corners, however he tends to create this gentle environment when he's home ugh I'm SO in love with him I think he'll let you do anything to him

lay him down and study him and if you get something wrong he'll just hum dubiously to make you stop in your tracks as you're bending his knee. because yes he knows his anatomy thanks to intensive first aid mandatory courses taken in the UKSF. won't berate you, won't scream, won't tell you you're dumb for getting it wrong. he'll just hum.

and when you correct yourself, he'll simply pat your cheek and call you clever. and you'll melt on the fucking spot smushing said cheek on his thigh, coarse hair prickling your skin

god I wanna suck him off so bad im sorry I went on a tangent—if he calls me his clever girl he's getting the sloppy toppy 3000 STAT

[theorist-fox]

NGL I fantasize about simon fucking you in a ally or park. all rough a nasty. shoved in the dirt. leaves in the hair. knees scraped. clothes ripped. cum all smeared between our legs. handprints on our ass. walk of shame home. the whole shebang. and then he gives us the most incredible aftercare. not just a hot bath and helping us clean up. but getting your favorite take out, gently brushing out your hair and bandaging your knees. tucking you in carefully and making sure you sleep well after that.

and then the next day he takes you to the hairdresser for a proper clean up, maybe our nails too if that's what you like. he takes us to the spa and sits there with his little book while we get a massage and a facial. takes us shopping (online or in person) for some new clothes since he probably just ruined a whole outfit. I just dream of him being so spicy and then also so sweet to make up for it.

ah yes in my head simon is the type of man who doesn't break what he cherishes, but that doesn't mean he can't bruise it up a little 🙂‍↕️

if you ask for rough, you're getting rough. I love the idea of him being extra careful at first only to realise his partner is a freak in the sheets and doesn't want him to "rein it in"—you want him to unleash that, actually.

you want him flirt with you at the pub while you're two, three drinks in. catch your foot under the table when the tip of your shoe rises up to his knee. he gives you a stern look, then—careful there. dunno what yer askin'.

but you do!!! you rise up from your chair and trace his skin from his hand to his neck. leave a little peck on the side of his jaw as you walk behind him towards the exit. he tosses a couple of tenners on the table and stands up so quickly that his chair knocks backwards.

and your idea was to go to the car, maybe. ride him in the backseat and then drive home, drunk on alcohol and orgasms.

but he snatches your wrists and steers you the other way, towards that shit alley that smells of piss and it's probably a health hazard in on itself. it's why he has one hand propped against the wall as he fucks you from behind, so your cheek won't get scraped when he'll smush your face against the side of the building.

he'll chuckle when the tips of your shoes keep slipping with how rough he's fucking you. he'll shush you when you'll whine. he'll yell at curious passersby to fuck off, only to feel you squeeze around him when he does.

you like it, don't you. want 'em to see you. then cum for me, aye? give 'em a show.

needless to say that it's unimaginably embarrassing to walk back to the car, considering the hole he ripped between your tights.

but it's fine, because as soon as you're home you're getting cuddled to sleep.

[domidominic]

Space guys

[guttedcut]

people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought

[crazy-brazilian]

[mitrielle]

Sun-annihilated kissed

[viralfrog]