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@regular-noble-official
Sooo, bad news. The army's outside town. Do you have any way for to make that not?
@deviant-official
The entire army???
I mean, probably not the entire army, but there's a heavily armed checkpoint out on the road.
Well, there's not much I can do. Unlike you, I'm not a traveller - I cannot leave town. Though I do wonder what they are doing here...
Sooo, bad news. The army's outside town. Do you have any way for to make that not?
@deviant-official
The entire army???
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
It’ll probably pass in a moment… it always d-
[Aaaand there’s more vomit, folks!]
Oh deary me. Has this happened a lot?
I… I think this was the third or fourth…
Perhaps you really should get that checked out.
It should hopefully be just a stomach bug. It’s hard to get medical attention when the actual doctor’s not even here!
...indeed. Let's just hope it's nothing serious.
…I think I should lay down for a while. Just in case.
Do that. In the meantime, is there anything I, your local representative, can do for you?
…Drag that doctor here from wherever they are. That’s all I want.
...when I think about it, I haven't seen the Plague Doctor lately. I don't know if I can find them. Do you have any aquaintances I can call upon? Ones with a trusted prowess in medicine?
…No. At least, I don’t have ones skilled in organic stuff.
Organic? Why would medicine be inorganic?
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
It’ll probably pass in a moment… it always d-
[Aaaand there’s more vomit, folks!]
Oh deary me. Has this happened a lot?
I… I think this was the third or fourth…
Perhaps you really should get that checked out.
It should hopefully be just a stomach bug. It’s hard to get medical attention when the actual doctor’s not even here!
...indeed. Let's just hope it's nothing serious.
…I think I should lay down for a while. Just in case.
Do that. In the meantime, is there anything I, your local representative, can do for you?
…Drag that doctor here from wherever they are. That’s all I want.
...when I think about it, I haven't seen the Plague Doctor lately. I don't know if I can find them. Do you have any aquaintances I can call upon? Ones with a trusted prowess in medicine?
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
It’ll probably pass in a moment… it always d-
[Aaaand there’s more vomit, folks!]
Oh deary me. Has this happened a lot?
I… I think this was the third or fourth…
Perhaps you really should get that checked out.
It should hopefully be just a stomach bug. It’s hard to get medical attention when the actual doctor’s not even here!
...indeed. Let's just hope it's nothing serious.
…I think I should lay down for a while. Just in case.
Do that. In the meantime, is there anything I, your local representative, can do for you?
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
It’ll probably pass in a moment… it always d-
[Aaaand there’s more vomit, folks!]
Oh deary me. Has this happened a lot?
I… I think this was the third or fourth…
Perhaps you really should get that checked out.
It should hopefully be just a stomach bug. It’s hard to get medical attention when the actual doctor’s not even here!
...indeed. Let's just hope it's nothing serious.
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
It’ll probably pass in a moment… it always d-
[Aaaand there’s more vomit, folks!]
Oh deary me. Has this happened a lot?
I… I think this was the third or fourth…
Perhaps you really should get that checked out.
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
It’ll probably pass in a moment… it always d-
[Aaaand there’s more vomit, folks!]
Oh deary me. Has this happened a lot?
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
Oh yeah, that Pixie… I hate that bitch. Can she pick a role and stick with it? It’s like if a doctor left to become a- aaaand there’s another headache.
That does not sound good. Perhaps you should go visit... a doctor to get that checked out?
Mayor, it’s me again. You’re not gonna throw me under the bus, right? If anyone asks what I’m doing to the Innkeeper, I’m taking measures in case she’s Mez-turned, you got that? Let this be our story. Plus, you keep almost breaking. No matter what, you gotta perform with your soul!
@cerenovus-official
Perform? I'm afraid I'm not a performer, dear. I'm but a humble publically elected local representative, and I'm trying the best I can. Besides, 'throw you under the bus'? For what? I've found no evidence you've done anything wrong! In my eyes you're an upstanding member of society, and I'm happy to report you as such to others. In fact, my investigations point toward that pesky Pixie, perhaps disguised as you, perhaps not, being behind this ongoing plot!
When Innkeeper returns to the Inn, the Baron and his goons are there, doing what seems to be investigating. And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Ah! There you are! I heard you were pestered by a mysterious someone playing pranks on you. Not to worry, I am here to do my Mayoral duty! My council members are on the case!
@regular-noble-official
…What. Um… thanks….
Worry not! This fiend will be caught in no time, trust me! Injusttwotothreebusinessdays. Does anything else bother you currently? I'm here for you as your closest representative!
Yeah… uh… what the… fuck… is… going… on?
...what do you mean?
Are you… mad?
Me? Mad? No, no. Do you not remember the election? You must have been there. Everyone was there. Millions of votes!
No… no… I… do not…
Strange. Perhaps the Wizard wish was more complex than we thought? Or maybe this is another trick of this strange timeline? Pray tell, what date and year is it?
…Fine… you… you make… a good… point…
Anything else I could help you with?
Very well then! Toodles! I hope my council members do not disturb you too much!
The Baron walks off.
When Innkeeper returns to the Inn, the Baron and his goons are there, doing what seems to be investigating. And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Ah! There you are! I heard you were pestered by a mysterious someone playing pranks on you. Not to worry, I am here to do my Mayoral duty! My council members are on the case!
@regular-noble-official
…What. Um… thanks….
Worry not! This fiend will be caught in no time, trust me! Injusttwotothreebusinessdays. Does anything else bother you currently? I'm here for you as your closest representative!
Yeah… uh… what the… fuck… is… going… on?
...what do you mean?
Are you… mad?
Me? Mad? No, no. Do you not remember the election? You must have been there. Everyone was there. Millions of votes!
No… no… I… do not…
Strange. Perhaps the Wizard wish was more complex than we thought? Or maybe this is another trick of this strange timeline? Pray tell, what date and year is it?
…Fine… you… you make… a good… point…
Anything else I could help you with?
When Innkeeper returns to the Inn, the Baron and his goons are there, doing what seems to be investigating. And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Ah! There you are! I heard you were pestered by a mysterious someone playing pranks on you. Not to worry, I am here to do my Mayoral duty! My council members are on the case!
@regular-noble-official
…What. Um… thanks….
Worry not! This fiend will be caught in no time, trust me! Injusttwotothreebusinessdays. Does anything else bother you currently? I'm here for you as your closest representative!
Yeah… uh… what the… fuck… is… going… on?
...what do you mean?
Are you… mad?
Me? Mad? No, no. Do you not remember the election? You must have been there. Everyone was there. Millions of votes!
No… no… I… do not…
Strange. Perhaps the Wizard wish was more complex than we thought? Or maybe this is another trick of this strange timeline? Pray tell, what date and year is it?
When Innkeeper returns to the Inn, the Baron and his goons are there, doing what seems to be investigating. And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Ah! There you are! I heard you were pestered by a mysterious someone playing pranks on you. Not to worry, I am here to do my Mayoral duty! My council members are on the case!
@regular-noble-official
…What. Um… thanks….
Worry not! This fiend will be caught in no time, trust me! Injusttwotothreebusinessdays. Does anything else bother you currently? I'm here for you as your closest representative!
Yeah… uh… what the… fuck… is… going… on?
...what do you mean?
Are you… mad?
Me? Mad? No, no. Do you not remember the election? You must have been there. Everyone was there. Millions of votes!
When Innkeeper returns to the Inn, the Baron and his goons are there, doing what seems to be investigating. And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Ah! There you are! I heard you were pestered by a mysterious someone playing pranks on you. Not to worry, I am here to do my Mayoral duty! My council members are on the case!
@regular-noble-official
…What. Um… thanks….
Worry not! This fiend will be caught in no time, trust me! Injusttwotothreebusinessdays. Does anything else bother you currently? I'm here for you as your closest representative!
Yeah… uh… what the… fuck… is… going… on?
...what do you mean?
When Innkeeper returns to the Inn, the Baron and his goons are there, doing what seems to be investigating. And paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Ah! There you are! I heard you were pestered by a mysterious someone playing pranks on you. Not to worry, I am here to do my Mayoral duty! My council members are on the case!
@regular-noble-official
…What. Um… thanks….
Worry not! This fiend will be caught in no time, trust me! Injusttwotothreebusinessdays. Does anything else bother you currently? I'm here for you as your closest representative!
Hear ye, hear ye! Good day, citizens of Ravenswood Bluff! I am here today to listen to your woes. As your elected representative, I'm here for each and every one of you!
The Baron proclaims this in town square to a very meagre audience.
Where is everyone?
Hey… what’s this stuff for? I thought we didn’t have an ele-
What are you talking about? We do have an election - and I won the last one by a landslide.
I’m just gonna-
No, no, do tell me about your struggles. What can I as your closest representative do for you?
…Deal with tha-
I do not know what 'that' is, but I will deal with it as best as I can!
The dude who fucked wi-
The Baron snaps his fingers.
Goo- Council members! Create a committee to deal with that dude post-haste!
Look, I just gotta make sure that you have the full story. Innkeeper might have to deal with health code violations because her inn itself has been causing her own allergies to flare up! And people usually don’t build things involving stuff they’re allergic to! I think someone was messing with her! Now none of us can get a drink and she probably can’t go in to clean it all up! Because then she’ll go right back to square one!
Thank you for your cooperation, citizen! I can assure you, the council members are working their hardest to figure out this situation and apply needed measures.
