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Love Begins
RMH
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@theartofmadeline
Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Jules of Nature
ojovivo
EXPECTATIONS
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

shark vs the universe

tannertan36
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc
nsfw 18+
Take Your Time ⊹₊ Miguel O’Hara blurb
“Take your time,” he whispers. It’s out of breath, shallow from the bottom of his lungs. You’re on top of him; he’s stuffed between tight, wet walls, one hand gripping your hip, the other hand holding yours as you cling onto his shoulder. He looks up at you, trying to read your face, feeling which angle, how much pressure to push into you, calculating what brings you closer to the edge. He grips you harder, his hands now wrapped around your ankles tightly.
You can feel it, the beginning of your end, it comes and goes. You grind slowly against him, trying to find which angle lets him in the deepest. He’s so patient, letting you use him until you cum.
Eyebrows furrowed, you speed up then down, cursing, impatient. “Don’t rush, baby. Find it. We have all night,” he pants, brushing your hair out of your face.
You lean down, your tits pressed up against his chest, spilling onto him. That’s when you find it.
Lips to his jaw, then to his neck, then back up to his lips, you breathe in his breath. You moan into each other’s mouths.
“Did you find it, baby? Does it feel good?” he asks, between kisses. You groan in response, “Just like that,” you manage, “Gonna make me cum, Mig,” you whine. He hums in response, “Mhmm baby, good girl, god, you’re so good. You’re almost there.”
He pushes and pulls you on his length, the angle is perfect. Slowly, his groans grow, breathing louder. He throws his head back, “Fuck, baby, you feel so good.” He’s pushing against your walls, his tip rubbing into the tightest corner of you. He squeezes your thighs, hands traveling up and down your body, he tries to hold it for you—doesn’t want to finish until your walls are fluttering around him.
“I’m gonna—” you whimper, “I know, I know,” he pants, pushing and pulling your hips. “Fuck, fuck, baby. You’re gonna make me—” you moan. You start to lose strength, rhythm, control over your body. He takes over as you begin to unravel. “You found it, baby, it’s all yours. Keep going, it’s yours.” Your thighs tighten around him, “Come on, angel. Just like that,” he groans, looking up at you. This glance pushes him over the edge. You’ve collapsed on him, his fingers dig into pudge, he releases into you as you throb around him. You’re full of him, it makes you want to keep grinding despite utter exhaustion, to just feel him fill you up, as deeply as possible. He smiles at your shallow movements, he knows what you’re doing.
You groan, kissing his cheek. He hums, brushing your hair to the side. “Kiss me,” he whispers. You kiss him, then bite his lip. He sucks your bottom lip before fangs nip you right back.
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
if this lady were coming to get you to death would you survive
only maybe
no
#this is the nicolo thesis right here! right here!!!#the sharpness of his gaze his quiet rancor the curl of his mouth around a hiss#and then the rage. you see it twice in the movie both times because joe is hurt#i know it’s The Racismé but it is just BAFFLING to me that people think JOE is the aggressively protective one#joe kills keane with resigned exhaustion. he kills keane for himself. because keane made him crawl over to nicky’s unmoving body#made him consider even for a minute that nicky was dead. after hours of watching him strapped to a gurney. out of reach#while someone carved pieces of him and joe could only watch#but nicky’s anger when joe is hurt or in danger is so immediate and reflexive#when merrick stabs joe nicky THROWS himself towards them. would put his body between joe and the blade if he wasn’t restrained#just as he does every night when he puts himself and his gun between joe and the door#on the kill floor he is so ANGRY and until his eyes meet joe’s that anger is ALL there is#only after nonverbal confirmation that joe is with him again does he melt back into the cold composed warrior he is#all this to say! still to this day! after 900 years! knowing most things cannot hurt joe - at least not physically not lastingly#it is in nicky’s PROGRAMMING to not let any harm come to him#<shakes fist at the sky> PROTECTOOORRRRR#yeah i feel insane now#nicky feral garbage cat theory <3 @lgbtmazight
These two make me sick
I love it
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It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!
How are you doing?
great!
okay, I can make this work
Not great, probably can't make this work
A zombie
Dead (non-zombie related)
Results/it depends
(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)
re8 greek mythology design collection
PROSCUITTO ❤️
nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?
because youve never used them before.
At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely
technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.
Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.
Free courses on Coursera.
Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison
For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.
When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.
@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-
And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.
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Teylan + Nor headcannons
Hiii!!! I actually got something I said I would do in a timely manner of only a few days?? Who is this??
Here are my Teylan and Nor smutty headcannons!
Warning: MDNI!! THIS IS AN 18+ WORK!! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS NSFW WRITING FOR CHARACTERS WHO ARE 18+!!!
I did try to keep this gender neutral, but I do specify like, 2 hcs for genitals or gender but thats it. Most are gender neutral and can be read as any gender or genitalia. I also hope none of these are out of character because I will literally cry. I hate mischaracterizing my favorite characters 💔
Teylan:
⁃ If I'm gonna be honest, I don't see Teylan ever being aggressive when he's having sex. I think bro is just so sloppy that he just can't hurt you 😭😭
⁃ And when I say sloppy, I mean SLOPPY. Like, his thrusts are so messy in the first 30-50 seconds that his cock keeps falling out. Dw though, he reaches his rhythm and it stays in.
⁃ I also don't think Teylan would be marking you either, I think he'd kiss your shoulder and neck, but he'd never bite or leave hickeys. He just loves kissing his love.
⁃ His favorite position would be where you both are on your side, his hand is lifting your thigh up and that's where he'd penetrate you. His other hand is probably fidgeting with your hair or the bed mat. (Someone please tell me the position name) I also think he'd been a fan of missonary since he loves to just look at you.
⁃ Bro is LOUD. Like, y'all have to go to a seperate part of camp just to do it otherwise everyone is gonna know what you two are doing.
⁃ He's also very chatty. Teylan will be all up in your ear talking about how good you feel and how good you're taking him.
⁃ But as much as I think Teylan is a top, I think this man is SUCH a bottom as well.
⁃ He loves it when you ride (or penetrate him for the guys) him and he's so much louder than when he tops. He just squirms and whines like there's no tomorrow, and his head is buried in a pillow often so you don't see him crying from how good you're making him feel.
⁃ I think Teylan is great at aftercare. Don't even try to lift a finger, he'll be all on you. Cleaning you, and pampering you with kisses and lots of cuddles.
Nor:
⁃ I think Nor would be quite rough. Not like spanking, hairpulling, or biting rough, but like. You won't be able to walk afterwards kind or rough. He wouldn't ever want to inflict pain on you, that's one of his huge no no's.
⁃ But I do think he'd leave a lot of hickeys, all over your chest, back and neck. Mostly from just him getting carried away while kissing.
⁃ Nor's favorite position is doggy style. He loves pounding you from behind and pressing down on your back as he listens to your begs and whines.
⁃ I also think Nor would be vocal, not as loud as Teylan. But he does talk a lot, like he's leaning down and groaning in your ear, praising you for taking him so well and being so good, and just hold on a little bit longer before you cum.
⁃ I don't think Nor would bottom as much as Teylan, but I think he would bottom sometimes. And when he does, he's not as dominant. I think Nor becomes very lovey dovey when he bottoms.
⁃ (AFAB hc srry) I don't think that kinks really exist with Na'vi, or at least kinks like humans have. But I think Nor would beg you to let him finish inside and make you a mother.
⁃ In terms of aftercare, I think Nor would clean you up before sitting with you till you fall asleep. Maybe showing one of his rare moments of physical affection as he plays with your hair or rubs your back, whispering stories till you slip away into sleep. Before getting up to prepare your favorite food and fruits for when you wake up.
yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute
Ferret shows the owner her babies.
I’m straight up CRYING
The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D