dirt enthusiast

pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith

@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess
Today's Document
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home

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@regularchick
sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic
my mom, out of nowhere, expressing her gratitude that I’m not a kid who does terrible things and mistreats her or my dad: I’m glad we have you.
me, crying myself to sleep every night because I spent my whole life obsessed with being mature 24/7 and never making any sTuPiD tEeNaGeR mistakes, and now am stuck feeling like I wasted my teenage years: 🙂love you too, mom
she said
with adobe flash going the way of the dinosaur it really solidifies that the old net is dead, and our children will grow up in a world in which the web is a highly commercialized hell hole instead of a lawless zone free of civilization.
So this is how the cowboys felt huh
A moment of silence for all the poorly animated flash videos and games on newgrounds that shaped our childhoods
reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind
the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post
Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:
Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)
Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death
YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!
THE ENDING NOOOOOO
character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this
video game companies be like “we offer a diverse array of skin tones for a wide array of character types”
meirl
Australian Magpie
Me: that’s a cool name for a bike
Me after finishing the video: oh
Reading this in September
Ellie, it’s October
GODDAMMIT
“ellie, it’s october” sums up the entirety of 2020 so well i can’t even think of a funny little quip to go at the end of this already-perfect post
just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account
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*wet* at crocheting