Hello!! This is my first post. What I wanna start doing is making scenarios for the XOXO droplets characters. I’ve been in the community for around 3/4 years now and finally decided to start posting. I’m taking requests and I need ideas!! I’d be happy to write u a dialogue so let me know!
What I have written down here is based off a dream I’ve had where JB gave out keychains to each jerk as a graduation gift. They are little chibi keychains of their enemies face. (Photo for reference at the end. Credit to Nightrayshop on Etsy).
The scenario is “what if JB gave her boyfriend a keychain of their enemy as a graduation gift”
JB: yep. That’s about the reaction I was expecting
Everett: what the hell is this?! Why would you give me a keychain of this clowns face?!!
JB: so you have something to remember him by. Don’t you get sentimental when you think about the worst guy you know?
Everett: yeah, no. This is the one guy I actively want to forget when I get out of this place.
JB: so you’re gonna use it, right?
Everett: what do you think? This is going straight in the trash where it belongs.
JB: aw come on! I’m sure you have a place you can put it. If not on your keys, maybe hook it to a belt loop or something?
Everett: and what makes you think Jeremy of all people is a good fashion accessory?
JB: I don’t. But when have you ever worn good fashion accessories?
He just kinda…stares at it. His face scrunches up a little. At first he’s convinced she gave him the wrong gift.
Jeremy: (DEEP sigh) thank you JB. I’m sure uhm…Everett would’ve loved this.
JB: Well that’s too bad. Cause it’s not for Everett. It’s for you.
Jeremy: …can you be less sure?
JB: nope! Sorry! I’ve never been more sure in my life.
Jeremy: and I’m guessing you expect me to use this.
JB: that’s lame. You have to put it on something!
Jeremy: sigh…I guess I can find a way to put it on my mirror…
Jeremy: to remind myself…I could always be worse of a person.
He has to close his eyes and pray for a second.
JB: what does it look like? It’s a keychain of your best bud!
Nate: Bae is NOT my “best bud”
Nate: what are you even talking about?!
JB: I was just thinking that since you and your arch nemesis are finally parting ways, you’d want something to remember him by.
Nate: I don’t know what gave you the impression that I would ever want any kind of decoration of this decrepit’s face
Nate: as much as I hate to give back a gift, I’m half convinced this isn’t an actual gift at all and just for your sick amusement.
Nate: So kindly, take it back.
JB: kindly? That’s pretty out of character.
JB: fiiiiine…I’m sure I can pawn it off somewhere.
Nate: why in your right mind would you sell a keychain of someone you know personally to some random person?!
JB: so what the heck do you expect me to do with it??
Nate: What else do you do with a keychain? Use it.
JB: I don’t want a guy who’s not my boyfriend hanging off my set of keys. Try again.
Nate: I dunno. Maybe give it to him. I’m sure he’s plenty egotistical enough to appreciate a keychain of his own face.
Nate: I know. I don’t come up with bad ideas.
JB: what do you think? Nice, isn’t it?
Bae: it’s certainly something. “Nice” wouldn’t be the first word to cross my mind.
JB: but it’s something, right? Soooo? You’re gonna use it?
Bae: sooo sorry! But you should know by now that my tastes are a tad more refined than this.
JB: come on! There has to be something in your fancy pancy space you can stick poor Nate on!
Bae: Oh calm yourself, twinkle. I’m sure Nate won’t mind if I don’t take his likeness with me.
JB: He’d care what happens to something with his face on it! It’s about principle!
JB: if you’re not gonna use it, what’ll you do with it?
Bae: now, that’ll be for me to decide once I’ve made it back to my dorm.
Bae: But once I’ve come to the decision…it’s best if you aren’t informed.
JB: so what?! You’re just not gonna tell me the fate of Mini-Nate?!
(Mini-Nate got trashed I fear)
JB: surprised it’s not a hat?
JB: you like it right? Now you have something to remember him by.
Shiloh: … (physically struggling to say something nice)
JB: you hate it, don’t you?
Shiloh: I never said that!
Shiloh: I never said that either…
JB: so what’s the deal here?
JB: I just gave you a keychain of the guy you hate. Could you at least have more to say?
Shiloh: I don’t hate Pran!
JB: ok, fine then. A keychain of the guy you mildly dislike. Nothing good to say? Nothing bad to say?
Shiloh: well uh…I like the way it’s made!
JB: I feel like it would be a lot easier for you to just lie and say you love it right now.
Shiloh: eheh…sorry! Even I have my limits!
JB: and of course it magically pops up the second I try to do something nice for you.
Shiloh: I’m grateful! I really am!
Shiloh: but wouldn’t you rather hang on to something like this?
JB: sheesh, could you be any more desperate to get rid of the thing? Give it here.
Shiloh: thanks! You’re the best!
He makes the NASTIEST fucking face you have ever seen
JB: what’s with the face?! Don’t like it?
Pran: … (he’s considering getting up and walking away)
JB: come on. It took me forever to get you to open it in the first place. Can I at least get some feedback?
Pran: … (out of spite now.)
JB: you love it, don’t you?
JB: ok, ok. Message received. You don’t like gag gifts. Go ahead and give it here.
JB: seriously?! Does that mean you’re gonna use it?
Pran: … (probably not. He doesn’t like wasting things…but he’s not happy about it)
JB: Pretty neat, huh? Now you get to see this beautiful face all the time even when I’m gone.
Lynn: it’s definitely…unique. I don’t think I’ve been gifted anything like it.
JB: Perfect! It stands out! That means it’s memorable!
JB: sooooo…what are you gonna attach it to? Your keys?
JB: then what??! Don’t tell me you’re gonna keep her inside!
Lynn: I’m sure I can find a good place for it in my apartment, yes.
JB: you’re seriously gonna keep my mini-me in quarantine?! Scum!
JB: You give a guy your tiny heart and soul and he puts it in isolation…never to be seen by the world…
JB: can she at least make friends with your plants?
Lynn: Only if my plants take a liking to her.
JB: haha. I’m sure they will.
Jerklynn: wowww! Thanks a bunch. I’ve always wanted my very own goblin keychain.
JB: you must have a pretty sexy idea of what a goblin looks like, huh?
JB: well like it or not, it’s for you. So you better use it.
Jerklynn: funny! Looks like it’s teleporting to that trash can over there as we speak!
JB: don’t you dare! You love my mini-me! admit it!
Jerklynn: uh huh. You realize you’re kind of a psycho right? No one gives a guy a keychain of themselves unless they’re batshit.
JB: you never said you hated it though.
Jerklynn: I didn’t? I must’ve forgot. I hate it.
JB: you never said it truthfully.
Jerklynn: Are you always this in denial?
JB: It’s not denial. I just know what’s true.
