UNBROKEN

Sun is up, I'm a mess Gotta get out nowgotta run from this Here comes the shamehere comes the shameParker Reid. 20. Bio/Pre-Med.

[reid-parker]

wellington-becs:

Fine, thank you, Abercrombie. Why do I get the feeling you aren’t the type of guy that is out of touch with what girls want?

I listened to Christina Aguilera's 'What a Girl Wants' a lot growing up to keep myself in check with the ladies. What can I say? ..Alright, kidding aside, I think I just happen to say the right things at the right time. You give me too much credit. I mean, we've talked all this time and I haven't even learned your name?

[reid-parker]

wellington-becs:

So you do think I’m pretty; that’s interesting. I mean, that’s the only reason I gave you the nickname; I figured you could take it.

It's interesting that I think you're pretty? You have the oddest way of accepting compliments. So now that I've been dubbed Abercrombie, would it be too cheesy of a line to say I'm looking for my Fitch? Do girls still like bad one liners? 

[reid-parker]

wellington-becs:

I, of course, believe that. And I did, because you were.

I didn’t mean to offend.

Because I have absolutely no reason to lie. Alright -- so maybe I was. But I don't give them out too lightly, and I do mean that honestly. It's okay, my Abercrombie model-esque muscles makes me tough enough to take such name calling.

[fckchxrlie]

Too plain. It at least needs some chocolate sauce with it. Do you have chocolate sauce?

[reid-parker]

I brought booze and ice cream. I can't provide everything.

[ellacamden]

Ella. It’s nice to meet you. Just warning you, I have a feeling ice cream and alcohol aren’t going to go too well together…

[reid-parker]

I'd beg to differ. You can wash the ice cream down with the alcohol or you can get rid of the bitter taste with ice cream. It works both ways.

[wellington-becs]

Flattery will get you nowhere with me, Abercrombie.

[reid-parker]

I made a general statement about pretty girl's company being a good thing. Who said I was flattering you? I take offence to Abercrombie.

[fckchxrlie]

Vanilla.

[reid-parker]

Vanilla too boring?

[ellacamden]

I don’t even know your name, yet?

[reid-parker]

Parker. And you are...?

[colbyswright-blog]

I accept that explanation. What kind of ice cream is it anyway?

[reid-parker]

Coffee. Not my favourite but it's up there.

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[wellington-becs]

And why is it that you’re glad?

[reid-parker]

A pretty girl's company is always a thing to be happy about.

[fckchxrlie]

What flavour’s the ice cream?

[reid-parker]

Is there any flavour you'd say no to?

[colbyswright-blog]

Well we don’t want that now, do we? Now I’m not complaining but is there a reason you want to share booze and ice cream with me?

[reid-parker]

I didn't want to seem like a pig having it all to myself. That and company is always nice. Besides, there's never a bad time for ice cream and booze.

[reid-parker]

wellington-becs:

Please, you show up with ice-cream and alcohol and you expect me to turn that down? Come on, man.

Well, you never know. Some people are grinches who don't like either. I'm just glad you said yes.

[reid-parker]

colbyswright:

I normally try to watch what I eat and drink but tonight, lucky for you, I’m making an exception. 

Good, because people don't normally say no to me. I'm not used to that so I'd be pretty heartbroken if you said no.

[reid-parker]

wellington-becs:

Deal.

That was easier than I thought.

[colbyswright-blog]

How can I say no to an offer like that?

[reid-parker]

I figured no one could. They're either a sucker for the ice cream or the booze. And if I'm lucky, they like both.