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what are the probabilities of being killed by a vampire tho

     “Well, that depends -- are you talking about criminals in vampire costumes? Crime rates in the US usually spike during Halloween ( it’s also my favourite holiday -- did I tell you that? ) because it’s one of the busiest times of the year -- excluding Christmas of course. Criminals can hide behind guises and attack as they please, which is bad for us when we try to catch the unsub and the only clue we have is a vampire cape ... but -- oh. Wait. You look serious. You were joking, right?”

     “Oh.” 

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     Did you know that the probability of a person being killed by an Orca Whale is almost zero to none? Unless you interrupt them while they're mating then you’ll most likely become a for their amusement and the chances of you falling out of your boat while it’s Orca Whale mating season rises by about one-hundred percent because they’ll kill you.

     Oh--! And a pig’s orgasm can last up to thirty minutes if they are stimulated enough though I've read that if a human experiences an orgasm that long then there’s something seriously, seriously wrong because on average, studies have found that a human's orgasm lasts twenty seconds, so a human having a thirty minute orgasm would most likely never happen but you should probably get that checked.