Rei_Pinto

26, he/him.she/her .I hate DSMP now please dont ask me about it,✰Shippers will be blocked✰

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

source

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

source: dm's

[reipinto]

X

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

source: dm's

[mlermf]

power overwhelming

[mlermf]

fear

[charrfie]

The Haunting

Digital painting, August 2024

[olessan]

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #herobrine twice a day.

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

*flings you into the last video game you played*

Do you survive?

No

Absolutely not

Incredibly unlikely

Maybe

There is a chance

I’ll try

Yes

(See results)

Voting ended onDec 1, 2025

[reipinto]

REAL picture of Me with Steve Minecraft aaannnnd hes petting meee :3 . haters will say it is AI. ....

[txttletale]

minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time

[txttletale]

theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecrasft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

[txttletale]

guy 1: bad news everyone we have to take out wolf domestication because i Just Learned you cant domesticate wolfs in real life

guy 2: SPear. Lets add the Spear. itll be like the sword but different because 1. its its a Spear, 2 its more Tactical. guys are you hearing this shit. Spear Update

guy 3: we have heard the feedback of the community and will be increasing the spawnrate of helpless baby seals in the vicinity of the Crusher block to make blubber farms more efficeint

microsoft: anyway we're pleased to abnoucned another entry in the awesome minecraft IP, "big trough of uneaten pig food (creeper shaped)"

[illwilledomen]

First Hunt

[nightshademagia]

Server-first nuclear reactor on the modded Minecraft server we set up, which means an automated monitoring system. I coded this in about two hours, it's set up to ping my real-life smartphone if some error condition occurs.

[ouroborosorder]

I do like that Minecraft horror mods exist because they all seem to be “creepy monster attacks you and makes loud noise.” Because I am 100% sure that the scariest shit you could do in Minecraft is make the game function slightly Wrong

[ouroborosorder]

People have been playing Minecraft religiously for over a decade now. At this point, exploiting this game’s mechanics are muscle memory by now. Literally all it would take is one slight tweak chosen at random from a list to induce a House of Leaves type breakdown

[ouroborosorder]

wait this is just what it feels like to play bedrock

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i dont even like watermelon its my most hated fruit ever but imagine dying of hunger or thirst and then you stumble upon a nice crisp watermelon and it replenishes your hunger and thirst and you are so satisfied it gives you strength to keep moving on. instead you got pumpkin

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you are all lying ive played minecraft before and i have never seen a watermelon you're all gaslighting me

[kandikyssis]

They just call it Melon in the game but like

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

modded minecraft

[kandikyssis]

Melon – Minecraft Wiki

A melon is a fruit block that grows from a fully-grown melon stem, which in turn is grown from melon seeds.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

media illiteracy is when you forget watermelons in minecraft

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

punches myseelf in the face how dare you forget watermelons are in minecraft. ouch ow shit watermelons are an important block that were introduced how dare *punch kick slam* how dare you forget such an important block existed for 15 years *pulls gun and holds to head* you illiterate freak apologize to minecraft watermelon stans right now cocks gun. ow im sorry im sorry minecraft watermelon stans im sorryg for being media illiterate shoots gun. i die in your arms bleeding out and a crisp minecraft watermelon appears next to me. i attempt to reach for the melon, hoping it could replenish my health but you yank my arm away. my hearts go to zero and i die. all my items explode around you and all that is there is a warm 3 day old gatorade zero. im sorry minecraft watermelon

[deffnotritskii]

me when

now srs

when i was 8 , i had to sacrifice some random sheeps life for survival but then i got the worst guilt about it and cried bc life is cruel

im too dumb to put it into right words so just "moral injury"