Statement Begins

A collection of statements from The Magnus Archives that didn't quite make the cut.

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Sstatement of Elias Bouchard, regarding that twink getting obliterated.

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Statement of Tom Cardy, regarding an unusual first date.

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Statement of R.J. MacReady, regarding his final days at an Antarctic research station.

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Are you ok?

hhhhhhhhh exacutive dysfunctions

[leasagna-lea]

Statement of: anonymous

Regarding: man door hand hook car door

Original statement given: 06/19/12 (tue)

Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute London

Statement begins.....

Man & girl go out to drive under moonlight-

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Statement of me, regarding o,,, oh god... oh jjeez

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Statement of Sergey Ushanka, regarding his new diet plan guaranteed to help you lose weight fast!

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The Magnus Archives: Into the Spider-Verse

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Statement of Annabelle Cane, regarding “shifting”.

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“Statement of Hazel Rutter, regarding a fire in her childhood home.”

[bidwas]

*Jon statement voice*: “Supplemental. After finding numerous statements mentioning the founder of the institute Jonah Magnus I tried to dig out more information about him. I thought asking Elias would be a good idea… *Sigh*

But instead of telling me anything useful he talked about how Jonah Magnus had “a six pack” and how he, in his words “was shredded” *pause*

I don’t know what prompted this. Could he be trying to distract me from the investigation? Still, I will try to find more reputable sources next time.

End supplemental”

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Statement of Mike Crew, regarding his turtleneck.

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Assorted live statements regarding the year 2020.

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Statement of Alison Cooper, regarding the haunting of her inherited Regency mansion.

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i... only just realised there was an option to show author portraits on posts djghdkj

anyway now it’s easier to see who submitted a given statement

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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Statement of an anonymous tumblr user, regarding the possible existence of Australia.

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Statement of Trevor Herbert, regarding his life spent hunting VTubers.