disfunctional

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purests said: it says ‘can’t’ lol bc of the “things i can’t” tattoo that’s underneath it

oH MY GOD OK THAT MAKES SENSE LOL

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harry's bible tattoo says cunt on the pages wtf

[patervenator-deactivated2016021]

psa about rping with me

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I just really want an Ashton/Harry ship for like, the battle of the man buns. Just picture it, man buns everywhere, no one would be able to handle it. So many hair tyes. So much hair.

[cutehoodings]

Cake Alphabet → Kisses (and almost kisses)

[mumblin-deactivated20151028]

i want a thing where muse a does some type of kink in bed by accident, and then muse b finds themselves really liking it. but instead, muse a is kinda hesitant on trying it again, or any kink for that matter, and the next morning, muse a has all these papers of references to kinks —basically muse a and muse b have a day looking up kinks they might be into, and searching the safety in kinks, and pick out their safe word and all that type junk pls (◕‿◕✿)

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ok so my schedule has been so hectic but i miss rping, would it be worth it to set up an rp kik? would people rp through kik do you think?

[txintedlcve-archive-blog]

lydia grinned, “thanks bella. you’re the best.” she mumbled, smiling when their legs were tangled and she pretty much got into her lap, wrapping her arms around her, “you’re so warm, it’s great.” she mumbled, smiling.

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"i know," she sighed dramatically. "you're so cold, how do you even live?"her hands moved to rub up and down lydia's bare arms, her skin noticably colder than bella's. "what are we watching on netflix, anyways?" her eyes were locked on the little screen, her eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

[txintedlcve-archive-blog]

lydia smiled and wrapped her arms tightly around bella, nodding her head, “yes yes, very comfy. sorry i should probably put something on that’s not shorts and a tank top and i would be warmer.” she mumbled, smiling gently.

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"nope, it's okay, I'll keep you warm," bella assured her, her arms tightening around her. with a coy smile, she tossed her leg over lydia's, tangling them together more, hoping the tighter press of their bodies would warm her up.

[txintedlcve-archive-blog]

"come cuddle with me i’m cold." lydia whined to her best friend, pouting at her from where she was laying under the blanket watching netflix.

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"alright, alright," bella giggled, peeling back the blankets and slipping in next to the other, slotting her body flush against lydia's with her face pressed into her shoulder. "comfy?"

[gasolinc-blog]

Their son had been staying with a friend of his for the night, leaving Tatum and Tucker to have their own little Valentines Day together. It wasn’t something the two had ever really done together before, but now that they were, she could definitely say that she was excited for it. She had done the whole buying a box of chocolate, card and teddy bear thing, which was some of the most used gifts in the book. A giggle escaped her lips when she felt his lips on her cheek. “Happy Valentines Day,” She greeted, turning to press a quick to his cheek as well. “Oh my god, you got me flowers,” She spoke with a small laugh, moving to wrap her arms around him. “Hang on, you cheeseball, I got you something too,” The girl moved to the other side of the room, going into the closet she had hidden the little teddy and box of chocolates in. “I know it’s cheesy, but still.”

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Tucker's grin only grew as she giggled. He was so fond of her it was ridiculous, even the smallest little thing had his heart racing and his stomach knotting. "I did, yeah, they smelled really nice so I thought you'd like them," he replied. He squeezed her tightly as she hugged him, lifting her feet off the floor slightly. "You didn't have to," he murmured, but his curiousity spiked as she moved into the closet. His hand ran over his pocket, feeling the box still heavy there. "You look beautiful, by the way," he added softly. Their lives were so crazy every day, he never got the chance to just slow down and appreciate Tatum, let her know how much he actually cared about her.

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Tucker had done everything he could to make Valentine's Day special this year, something he's never really done before with Tatum. But he made sure their kid was with a friend for the night, that they had reservations for two at one of the most upscale restaurants in town, and a diamond necklace that took two full years to save up for. Tatum deserved better though, she deserved to be doted on every day of her life, but this was the best Tucker could do, so he was going to try to make tonight as special as he could. "Happy Valentine's Day," he greeted, coming up behind her and planting a kiss against her cheek. When he turned to face her he held out a bouquet of soft pink flowers, still fresh from just coming from the florist. "And I'm just warning you, I plan on being cheesy as fuck tonight, so be prepared."

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A RULE 1. You can only say GUILTY or INNOCENT.

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… And please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 3-10 of your friends to answer this.

Tagged by gasolinc

Tagging: txkemehigh (i have no friends so if you wanna do it go for it, i'm tagging all 'yall)

1. Asked someone to marry you? innocent 2. Kissed one of your friends? guilty 3. Danced on a table in a bar? (Table, stage) innocent 5. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? guilty 6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? gUILTY 7. Kissed a picture? guilty 8. Slept in until 5 PM? guilty 9. Fallen asleep at work/school? guilty 10. Held a snake? guilty 11. Been suspended from school? innocent 12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? innocent 13. Stolen something? innocent 14. Been fired from a job? innocent 15. Done something you regret? guilty 16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? guilty 17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? guilty 18. Kissed in the rain? innocent 19. Sat on a roof top? guilty 20. Kissed someone you shouldn’t? guilty 21. Sang in the shower? guilty 22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? innocent 23. Shaved your head? innocent 24. Slept naked? innocent 25. Had a boxing membership? innocent 26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? innocent 27. Been in a band? guilty (buy my ep) 28. Shot a gun? innocent 29. Donated blood? innocent 30. Eaten alligator meat? innocent 31. Eaten cheesecake? guilty 32. Still love someone you shouldn’t? innocent 33. Have/had a tattoo? innocent 34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? guilty 35. Been too honest? guilty 36. Ruined a surprise? guilty 37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk afterwards? guilty 38. Erased someone in your friends list? guilty 39. Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? guilty 40. Joined a pageant? innocent 41. Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty 42. Still have communication w/ your ex? guilty 43. Cheated on someone? innocent 44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? innocent 45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? innocent 46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard? guilty 47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? innocent 48. Thought about suicide? guilty 49. Thought about murder? innocent 50. How about Mass Murder? innocent 51. Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? guilty 52. Stalked someone? innocent 53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? guilty 54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? guilty sorry mommy

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oh god sorry I've been gone for so long, I've got my musical coming up soon and it's so stressful!

[txkemehigh-blog]

She was stirred awake by a high pitched voice, her own actually. But her brow furrowed and her eyes opened to see her laying beside her. “Uhhh…” She’s confused and doesn’t process it until she goes to put her hair in a messy knot on top of her head to find short hair instead. Her hands moved over her body and she screamed, low and deep. “Don’t use that language!” Her hands moved over her mouth realizing it was her boyfriend’s voice and not her own. “What’s going on?”

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"I'm not going to watch my fucking language, I'm in your fucking body!" He climbed out of the bed quickly, going to the full lengthed mirror on the wall. He was Holly alright, clad in her pajama pants, baggy tee shirt and tied back hair. It was surreal, seeing her face twisted in horror, her hands wrapped around her body. With a frustrated groan he launched himself back on the bed, climbing on top of Holly, in his body. "Okay, I have no idea what's going on," he murmured, staring into his own hazel eyes. "But I'm now just realizing how hot I am."

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Tucker didn't feel right, it was the first thing that crossed his mind as he stirred into conciousness. "Mornin' babe," he sighed, but his eyes shot open at the voice leaving his lips. It wasn't his, it was the voice of the girl who should be sleeping next to him. But as he turned, he realized it wasn't Holly next to him, but his own body. "What the fuck?" he screeched, looking down at his own body, finding his girlfriend's instead. "What the fuck!"

[falsedfaitharchive-blog]

           ❛ okay but —- you don’t need a       spoonful of sugar to make me go down !! ❜

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      ' what does it take then?'