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i'm here

[rekilledagain]

Who are you into?

myself

[rekilledagain]

Who’s the secret crush??

who?? nobody tf

[rekilledagain]

Are you single?

yes

[rekilledagain]

You a hoe?😉

yes

[rekilledagain]

Are you single???

yes

[tesserariuss]

Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

[dsm7]

tumblr is the safest social media to open in public bc nobody recognises its interface. if u recognise it thats ur problem

[coolyo294]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[unrinconmas]

[sexboozeandgaming]

[thebootydiaries]

me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild

[lastfm]

hewwo….??? *looks around frightened*

[disneyjuniorofficial]

*i silently cock my gun from behind a bush and get ready to pull the trigger*

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[meandyoudotws]

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

i started blogging cause they got rid of space pinball

[angelicguy]

if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”