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secretly I'm very lonely

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ur a himbo

And proud! The task of being both beautiful and clueless is one only few can master. 

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good morning, did you remember to appreciate your meg today?

Just between us, I hardly ever forget. 

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any tips on how to burn somebody’s eyeballs out with the power of the sun? if u could hurry up a little that would be appreciated

Refracting light through a glass or magnifying lens into your victims eyes is the easiest way and can be done from a fair distance, if you find yourself stranded without sun-wielding powers of any kind *ahem* but if the victim is wearing their own glasses or contact lenses, this will be more difficult. I assume no responsibility for any melted eyeballs. 

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um i hate to be the one to bring this up to you, apollo, but your sister also began a tumblr just to spite you. It's @artemis-official

Ugh! Typical of her to attempt to steal attention away from me. Looks like she's as insufferable as ever. 

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umm dad i could really use a claiming?? the hermes cabin sucks. if u could get on that, that'd be great thx :))

I'm working on gaining enough power to transmit that powerful of an aura.. Camp claimings may look like a bit of pretty smoke and flame, but require immense energy and focus to perform. Perhaps Chiron would settle for some paperwork instead...

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great lord apollo, how havent you become the king of olympus yet?? you are so much better than zeus??? you should plead to zeus and tell him you will take all of his responsibilties so that he can just run off and have affairs with mortals and not have to worry about being king. it might work tbh

Exactly what I've been thinking. Zeus may rule with a tight fist and loose belt (much to Hera's godly displeasure) but I could rule with peace, killer abs, and an electric guitar. Sometimes I think he's so exhausted by us all he might actually take me up on the offer if his oh-so-pleasant heavenly wife wasn't there to slap his wrist and occasionally handcuff it to the dining room table lest he transform into an eagle and run (or fly) for it.  

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who is your favorite demi god kid? or who do you think is the most powerful? also; thoughts on solangelo?

I really don't know if I should pick a favorite.. they're all very dear to me (with a few exceptions here and there: not every demigod turns out as well as one would hope). As for who is the most powerful - I'm especially impressed by my young daughter Kayla. She has remarkable strength and determination for her age. 

I'm always proud to see my children develop and accept every part of themselves. I admit I had doubts about Nico, but he has proved to be a fine and worthy partner for Will. 

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Father, I don’t even know how Tumblr messages work, but I wanted to ask you what are your favourite musicals?

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Good morning, my child! I've seen many in my time, but perhaps the ones you all would be most familiar with are Bright Star and Once On This Island.

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Happy Beltane! 😘💐👉🏻👈🏻🥺

To you as well, mortals! 🌼🌼

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Ok, was corona an accident or not-

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Werent you the one guidibg Paris' arrow smh

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I apologize for the recent inactivity, I've been busy spreading my nudes all over Russia in the hope of converting young men to my Achillean legions

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Hello yes I'd really appreciate one (1) arrow in my skull if it isn't too much trouble

ok babe but if I'm being honest I've always found the added foot of space taken up by the arrow is so hard to manage. especially at night. it's nearly unbearable trying to sleep! 

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*doesn’t set a plague arrow right, missing the intended target and wiping out the wrong civilization, introducing thousands of new viruses into the population that will be a nuisance for the next two thousand years* oopsie, haha :)

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Day 1 of Experiment: Will Neglecting Sun Chariot Duties Stop the Passage of Time?

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Artemis went on some week long excursion with her Hunters. I was supposed to be watering her succulents while she was gone. Unfortunately, I did not do that. She gets back tomorrow

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Day 1 of Experiment: Will Neglecting Sun Chariot Duties Stop the Passage of Time?

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phoebus apollo can grant you a little knowledge of the future. as a treat