Call me Vard mom

Or vard fucker mom

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My Ass hurts. Ass?

puut some ice on it

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i cant believe that this blog has been inactive for nearly 3 months (ignoring the October post) and the first post you make is about ass.

It’s a very meaningful post

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Ass?

Ass?

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Still alive

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ATTENTION EVERYONE

Me and all my other sinning friends made a keeping up with the Vardashians blog that you can find here So go follow that and feel free to send us asks about anything and make sure to read the FAQ and the about, Thank you!

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Did Meem just fucking call you Vars??

Yes

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i have summer reading to do and school is tomorrow helpe vars

Read it

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syd syd the syd syd kid

NO NO NO

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youre a syd now, youre a sid now, you're a syd you're a sid you're a syd youre a sid youre a syd youre a sid you're a syd youre a sid youre a syd youre a sid youre a syd you're a sid you're a syd you're a sid you're a syd you're a sid you're a syd yo

Your a squid you’re a syd

[femslashandpoly]

a shitty edit to sum up today’s rp

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THAT’S IT WHAT WAS THE WHOLE RP

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AHHHHH

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So shadypaaperstudent sent me some shit and I got really mad, so I left the chat. Then when I came back she started asking me to forgive her. Now apparently we’re shit buddies 5ever. Also I have proof that I’m now allowed to send her as many Sid the science kid jokes as I like.

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I never agreed to that

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me and pearl got a divorce, meeness and sandal are no longer canon

yes it is go make up and make out

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syd me a lullaby

If you’re evil and you’re on the gun

You can count on the 8 of us memeing you down

Cause we’re sinners and memes will never beat us

we’ll win the VAH and the go out for godfish

[dank-meems]

finish it

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pls finish this this is too good

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We

are the vardashians

we’ll always sin the gay

and if you think we can’t

we’ll always meme a way

That’s why the sinners of this hell

believe in

Vard mom smol mom demon parent lepi meem mom sad mom fem and SHITTY

...

If you could only know

what we really vard

when we arrived in hell

from out beyond your vard

We were amazed to find

Your beauty and your sins

and we will protect your memes

and we will protect your vards

AND WE WILL PROTECT YOUR VARDS

And we will protect you!

...

...

...

... I WILL SIN FOR THE PLACE I AM FREE

TO VARD TOGETHER AND EXIST AS MEME

I WILL SIN IN THE NAME OF VARDSARD

AND EVERYTHING THAT SHE MEMED IN

I WILL SIN FOR THE MEME I WAS MADE IN

VARDING’S EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN

I WILL SIN TO BE EVERY MEME

THAT EVERY SINNER WANTS ME TO BE WHEN I SIN

THE MEMES ARE AGAINST US IT WON’T BE EASY

BUT WE’RE NOT GONNA SIN ALONE

WE

ARE THE VARDASHIANS

WE’LL ALWAYS MEME THE GAY

AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN’T

WE’LL ALWAYS MEME A WAY

THAT’S WHY THE SINNERS OF THIS HELL

BELIEVE IN

VARD MOM

SMOL MOM

DEMON PARENT

LEPI

MEEMOM

SAD MOM

FEM

and SHITTY!

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Part 2

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What the fuck happened to you man where are your songs and your enthusiasm for science

I LOVE SONGS AND SCIENCE BUT NOT LIKE THIS

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When your reading tubes what the bottom of the water thing called

I have no idea

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Hey Syd the science kid do you know the table of elements

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