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[starboundsingularities]

General info:

★ Starling, or any shortening of my username ★ They/them ★ Over 18

[unit-5b]

@fewscrewzloose was asking for the npd flag with the flower on it guys did i get them the right one??

[bionicle216]

yes phoenix use your adopted magical daughter to cheat at poker YESSSS KINGG Oh my god I love you the wright family💞💞

[pankekie]

hard working penguins

[omghotmemes]

Y'all forgetting the OG

[berlynn-wohl]

The above post is not the OG. 

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

[tricerasox]

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[narsh-poptarts]

At the Edge of Sunlight

[fettiowi]

Obsessed with Kris looking at the camera and doing a mario peace sign when confronted with the fact they flirt with everyone. Gotta win...

[ministarfruit]

attorney adverts

[goobersplat]

Penguin Webkinz Signature WKS1010 Plush Stuffed Animal

Toys and random items for scale are some of my favorite pngs. Their emotional support items…

[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

[maluberi]

random tag game ! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) two Truths and One Lie 🤔🤔🤔🤔

pls don’t flop…. I will leave and End my Life /joking

two truths & one lie ^_^ rules … you say 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself . if someone tags you & you reblog, you must guess which one of their statements is the lie >_< !!! since i have nobody to guess for , i shall go first . yayayyy

1. i am a big fan of jay foreman .

2. i understand some german .

3. i’m allergic to sea water .

tags: @silentdvotion @tenshidol @iryoukawa @illpocket @goredtears @stqrrin @pulsingmimiclocket @emartery @earth2kade & @kaetteoide seulement si tu veux ♡ (i tried to make it so you guys wouldn’t figure it out ! uwhe) /nf to all + open tags

[emartery]

YAY TY FOR TAGG !!!^^ i think.. 3 is the lie and you are NOT allergic to sea water !

okok for me uhh

1. im a huge yoshiki kin

2. im lactose intolerant

3. im left handed

ok . ill actually tag some people this time i think!

@damsel-understresss @evilyaoi413 @eywaschild777 @holymolyyikes @plkadawt @sicklyy-speakss @itssnothappeningg @octo-puke @cutecafekitty5 + open tags !

[damsel-understresss]

hmm maybe the second one?

1. i have two sisters

2. ive been published in a short story competition (i didnt win though)

3. i played baseball when i was younger

@melancholic-whimsy @kittytime27 @dazaisfavbitch @sleepymeowzidol @fayonette @toadally-gay @peckforlovingheck @prosperoisadiva @bloody------snow @obsessionrevived @abortedfaith @noorylight @wonllitz @wan-derful @itsmesuhasini @soda-fizzz-22 @vita-min-bunniii @heavens-theif @whimsyvampire16 +open tags <3

[melancholic-whimsy]

thank yu for the tag ^^ i think it’s the third one , or the second because of the added detail

1. i used to play tennis

2. i never used wattpad

3. my favourite kids show growing up was lego friends

@cigsanddepresso @finla2 @ihatenotreading @nuncasana @zzz-girli-nap @dazaisbaldspot @phantom-wanders @pifnii @missangels-heaven @miss---information @starrysipss @koiagain @raskoln1kovsaxe + all moots :3

[miss---information]

i think its the first one because tumblr users dont play sports

i have fallen off a cliff before

i currently have a bleeding gash in my side

i am possessed

@starryskyez09 @my-misinformation-station @shadowymilk @flowersdontgrowl the rest of my mutuals too btw. if you see this youre invited

you know what, i'm making it a poll i wanna see what you all vote

two truths and a lie

i have fallen off a cliff before

i currently have a bleeding gash in my side

i am possessed

Voting ended onJul 4

[starryskyez09]

well its kinda cheating since you told me earlier xD but the third one! technically!

ok ummm lemme think

i have two frozen pizzas in the fridge right now

i won a karaoke contest once

i used to scam people online as a kid

and for tags! im tagging ALL my mutuals >:D you cant stop me!!! no pressure though :D

@divinedxll @mmarblez @invaderskoodge @sweet-tea-skitty @morp @sophiamv @starboundsingularities @bunnyheartsurgery @anomalousnovelist @nebulae17 @caranoelle @xx-obliviousfantasy-xx @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @justanaveragehumanbean @eliocanthus @ravioliet @penguincove aaaand anyone else who wants to join in :D

[starboundsingularities]

skye this is just the same one you used at the tea party 😭 except the frozen pizza thing? do you seriously have two and can i have one? anyways it's the second one same as last time

and, uh, if we're just repeating them with one minor change, same here, i guess

i got hit by a car once

i got a perfect score on one(1) section of the act

i almost drowned once as a kid

for tags, @aroflowey @citrineocean and anyone who wants to

[starboundsingularities]

this place is a nuanceshow. i respect literally some of you people

[sonicfrontiers]

thinking about that time my friend and i were browsing random discord servers and we found one that was a bunch of people that believed in the rapture so we joined to see what was going on and they had a bot that sent auto generated images with your nickname for every new person so when my friend joined this image immediately sent

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.