James T. Kirk

Slightly Canon Divergent Jim Kirk Side blog to winterxsteven Mun and muse 21+

[winterxsteven]

Hey sorry I disappeared I got my phone stolen and I just got a new one. Unfortunately I don’t have access to a computer so all my RP will be on discord, Skype or Kik. Lemme know if you want any of them!!

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startwithoutme:

       “That’s easy for you to say. Your ex isn’t the owner.”

Sean has yet to decide what he’ll say or do if he does see TJ tonight. He’s silently praying it won’t happen. That’s one conversation he hopes to avoid at all costs. Besides, it’s still hard for the blond to believe TJ would even want to see him let alone be in the same room with him after all that happened.

The blond heads straight for one of the empty bar stools. Going ahead with flagging down the nearest bartender. So far so good.

        “I’ll have a jack and coke.”

           “Well who’s fault was it that you two broke up?”  Maybe it was a low blow but Jim didn’t think Sean should’ve went about breaking it off with TJ like he did. He couldn’t imagine Bones ever saying things like that to him but if he did he would be crushed so he made sure to give his friend shit over what he did to TJ.  He just so happened to think TJ and Sean were made for each other as well so if this was an attempt to get them back together then no one but him had to know. 

              “Gimme the same.” 

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startwithoutme:

That’s a yes. Jim thought his friend wasn’t going to show up, but Sean would be lying if he said the idea did not occur to him on more than one occasion. The only reason he did decide to show up is because he assumed Jim would come up with some way to force him out of the apartment. Not a good time for the congressman. He’s practically dragged in by his arm, looking around. No sign of TJ so far. “Remember, one drink.”

Jim really did think Sean wasn’t going to show up but he had faith in his friend and was glad when he finally did show up. He would’ve carried the male over his shoulder if he had to but he’s kinda glad he didn’t have to pull that move on Sean. He grins as he walks in and drags his friend towards the bar, loving it in here. “Sure, sure. Loosen up some, Sean.” 

[treksource]

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treksource:

insp.

[elysean]

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elysean:

There’s only yourself, your ship, your crew.

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Things said by Kristal and I. Part 2

"My hand slipped."

"I can make it look like an accident if you want?"

"I'M GOING TO PUNCH MYSELF."

"You might want to take him from me."

"I AM VERY DELICATE AND SENSITIVE."

"You’ll get over it I’m sure."

"FUCK THAT’S MAN IS HOT."

"HIS FACE IS TOO PRETTY HE’S EVIL!"

"WHO DA FUCK IS THIS WEIRDO THOUGH?!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM ON THE BUTT."

"NO ONE THAT GOOD-LOOKING COULD BE TRUSTWORTHY!"

"I’M ABOUT TO BE DOING YOU."

"HE’S LIKE A LITTLE TINY DOG GOING AFTER A MUCH BIGGER DOG IT’S ADORABLE."

"These two need Jesus."

"I'm sorry i needed to have an evil moment."

"Why is he like this? I'm compromised."

"I mean nothing kills your dreams quicker than your childhood hero fucking your brother in the bathroom apparently."

"They’re gonna be sinning assholes."

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rpmemes-galore:

Riddick {Sentence Starters}

“Why am I not loving this plan so far?”

“He was supposed to be our ride home!”

“Somewhere along the way, I lost a step.”

“Not sure how I’m supposed to overlook that.”

“That was five seconds.”

“So what do you want? The crown?”

“Yeah. Let’s cut him loose.”

“Yet again, someone was trying to play me.”

“It’s always the punch you don’t see coming that puts you down.”

“Love those toenails, by the way.”

“They say you lost your nerve.”

“Sooner or later, we all have to head home.”

“Of course they were gonna try and kill me.”

“It’s a long way to come. For this.”

“I like to be a man of my word.”

“Can’t stay in the open. Can’t risk another attack.”

“You grant any last wishes?”

“Maybe I went and did the worst crime of all. I got civilized.”

“Are they scared of me?”

“I don’t know. I don’t care. It’s not why I’m here.”

“You’re not afraid of the dark, are you?”

“I’m not gonna straddle you in front of all these guys.”

“Do you think you can ride one of these things?”

“Maybe you’re all scared of the wrong thing.“ 

[leoholzer]

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oscaricaas:

The adventures of the Enterprise crew in the 21st century

[galaahaad-blog]

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galaahaad:

(No, I cannot get you out)

[stpressure]

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stpressure:

Save me now. You were my gravity Now my world is shattering. Gravity - Against the Current

Star Trek AU: Bones is the one by Jim’s side when he dies and he can’t bring his Captain back to life.

[acebodhi]

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falconbigbutt:

— you see, this is the boy i love. // d.c 

For fili-is-aghast

[drmcbones]

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drmcbones:

It makes you so vulnerable. (x)

[lordgreyjoy]

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imperiohs:

inspired by x // poem by x

[mckirkiing]

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mckirkiing:

insp.

[leviathan]

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leviathan:

Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God. — The Hippocratic Oath (insp)

[jim-kirk]

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cptjamestkirk:

Spirk | Mckirk | Spones

[andromaches-blog]

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andromaches:

( for @cauthons‘ birthday ♡ )