ur mom

boom roasted

[8eccs]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[followthejellicoroad]

Same energy

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[advanced-procrastination]

“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.

[antifamutant]

This is so advanced tho.

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

So I don’t watch this show so I only had a vague idea about what his voice sounded like. No part of my mind or baby was prepared for what Holt sounds like saying “yas queen.” It caused me pain. It sounded like fucking darth vader. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’m going to make that my ringtone

[cowthropologist]

“oh but how will we fund it” well I mean a good first step might be for major corporations and stupidly rich people to

start paying their taxes

[alisonzai]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[softrainbowlove]

THIS WAS MY LIFE

[xenosaga]

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

[adh-deku]

I made a thing

[judithbuttplug]

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

[cpunks]

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

[100493503004422]

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

[princess-of-pokemon]

me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

[alienwlw]

#humongous lesbian mood

[surrealist-lyricist]

[brittany-murphy]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick

[haznlou-deactivated20190321]

One Diretion: we will be back in 18 months

Me three years later: