SortaNonymous

19 (still not a big fan of creeps); he/him (cis as a line and white as a ghost); at least a good bit autistic; I (try to) run on Eastern Time Massive Kirby fan with a weird ahh AU and fanfic series called Meta Knightmare on AO3 (also fighting writer's block on an Angry Birds series). Also a lover of several sports, especially NASCAR racing (Huge fan of Chastain and Truex) and pro football (Who Dey). I hope that you all can enjoy my existence and yours, or at least put up with mine until it ceases! :D ASKS OPEN - Ask me anything about Meta Knightmare or whatever! Bluesky page: https://bsky.app/profile/sortanonymous.bsky.social AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SortaNonymous/pseuds/SortaNonymous YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@SortaNonymous?si=IZ6P9lBNyFoftm2v Discord username: sortanonymous. PFP Credit: @ari-dee (AWESOME) Original Background Meme Credit (I think): DaOwOach (Pinterest) for posting it; Failboat for actually making said image in a video (it's complicated)

[sortanonymous]

Meta Knightmare Masterpost

Now the story of a team of heroes undergoing a journey like no other, and the namesake who had no choice but to lead them through all the action, chaos, heartbreak, miracles, and glory.

(Basically [the outlines of] an odd reimagining of a do-do-ton of Kirby games from the perspective of Meta Knight and his messed-up crew)

Yes, it really took me this long to make a masterpost. I'm not happy about that either.

The Main Tetralogy (AO3 Psuedo-outlines(?)):

I - The Quirky Origins

II - The Insane Following Stuff

III - The Later Roller Coaster

IV - The Unforgettable Star-Studded Finale

mini knightmare side stories (AO3):

1 - A Mission Already Running Sharply on Fumes

2 - Our Little Miracle

3 - Happy Birthday, My Blossom

4 - If Only All Dreams Could Come True

5 - All's Fair in Love and Prank War

Extra Posts (AO3):

Outtakes (Deleted, Alternate, and Pre-Update Scenes)

Meta Knightmare Art (Tumblr):

First Drawings of 5 A-Teamers

Meta Knightmare Stuff Tumblr Posts (Lore Dumps, Info Dumps, etc.):

How Sectonia and Taranza Became Pikiria's Parents

How Max Found Susie

Pikiria Info Dump - Part 1 (plus both my and Aiden Stolidus's drawings of her)

Other Meta Knightmare-related Tumblr Posts (Memes, etc.):

Meta Knightmare Presents: Total Halberd Island (Total Drama Parody Idea)

"Finding Nemo... IN SPACE" Meme with the Haltmanns

[sectoniaapologist]

I think it'd be funny if instead of Kirbies wearing masks, it was the actual characters themselves helping Magolor in Return to Dream Land Deluxe ⚙️

[djdjdjmk]

falling star

[tomatoshiba]

wake up gang it’s pride month

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[love-puppie]

Kirby figure pngs : part 1!!

🎀F2U || Do not credit me🎀

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are fully carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[desultory-novice]

Rare sibling warm-up sketch!

Get it before I have another bout of panic about them and delete it haha

[desultory-novice]

Salty French Bread "The Last"

"...You won't leave me like everyone else in my life, will you, Ribbon...?"

[ahmadwaleedfamily]

Maybe you’ve seen posts like this before… but for us, this is not just another post. This is our reality.

There is no real safety, no stable access to food or medicine, and every day the conditions get worse.

What makes this even harder is that the donations have become very limited, and this is putting us in even more devastating conditions.

My father is still fighting to survive. He depends on daily medication, and without it, his life is at serious risk. Right now, we are struggling to provide what he needs because we simply cannot afford it anymore.

Please don’t let this become just another post you scroll past.

Stand with us. Donate and share 🙏❤️

📌🛑📌 Fundraiser vetted (#167 by el-shab-hussein & nabulsi), But we created a new GoFundMe page because GoFundMe suspended the beneficiary’s account on the platform, which put us in a very difficult situation.

[secretsodie]

He's all ears

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[murderbot]

starting this new post a day early, before the final day for ammar's injection because we didn't even get enough to pay off all of last week's, so we really need to start raising it now.

samah and her family have been stuck at the hospital all week, and she was forced to use some of the funds raised for the passport to pay off the remainder of the cost of the iv fluids, with barely anything being made to recoup those costs

so, the transport costs were never paid for, and now we have that same amount to pay this week so they can return home

the most urgent of these funds is the money for ammar's digoxin injection, as well as ammar's food - he needs 3 meals a day at $5 in cash per meal, and we have to have 3 days' worth

that's $1260 we need to raise first, and we need this by tuesday 4 pm at gazan time. currently that's about 48 hours from now, and i hope you'll be willing to help raise this amount

if he doesn't get this in time, he would need an intensive injection that costs $6k+ total alongside the fact he would need extra medicine and this original injection too

Buy starryeyedgiant a Coffee

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$0 / $2667

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$5 x 3 meals a day = $15

$15 -> cash conversion fee 45% (15 / 0.55) = $27.27

$27.27 for 3 days = $81.81

$81.81 -> paypal fee 32% (81.81 / 0.68) = $120.30

$120.30 -> ko-fi fee 5% (120.30 / 0.95) = $126.60

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[murderbot]

$1340 / $2245

unfortunately, even though it is now 10 am wednesday for samah, which was the deadline where ammar required his immune globulin injection by, we have not managed to raise very much

we still need $905 to pay this off; we raised $80 for this purpose

usually ammar would now start needing iv fluids at extreme prices because we hadn't raised the immune globulin injection in time; however, the doctor was able to find a different kind of immune globulin injection, and ammar will be able to wait for another day without requiring it

however, we really need to raise this in as quick a time as possible. it is still a very urgent need. please don't make samah have to worry too much when it's eid, and she hasn't even been home in over a week

samah has informed me that we have until 12 pm tomorrow her time as the deadline. that means we have 25 hours from now

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[murderbot]

$1403 / $2245

we are an hour past the final deadline and we still need $842 more in order to pay off the immune globulin injection.

what's worse is, the pharmacy is refusing to let us borrow the IV fluids in advance. they say, because it is an emergency situation for them (presumably due to the recent attacks on the hospital), they need the money first before we can use them

essentially, this means we can't use them at all. if we could pay the money in advance, we would just pay for the immune globulin injection in the first place and not waste money getting that!

we need this money immediately.

ammar has had a seizure for the first time in his life just now due to passing the deadline without getting his injection, and the doctor has said that delaying the injection any longer will cause further complications. his health is already worsening as it is without that

we can't afford anything but to get this money as quickly as possible. help him now, i beg of you, because we need this money. this is just as dire and health-threatening as his digoxin injection

without your assistance, we have nothing and no money to keep him stable. without your help, he is going to die.

and all this during eid, when samah should be able to celebrate with her family.

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[murderbot]

it has been 3 hours since i made this post and we still have not had a single donation

ammar has been admitted to the intensive care unit with a high fever and non-stop tremors. the doctor is extremely worried

we need this money to keep him alive. i don't know what else to tell you to convince you to donate

anything would help, even as little as $3, so long as you donate.

no one has been donating. we have had 2 donations all day.

ammar is going to die like this.

samah is begging everyone not to abandon ammar to die like this.

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[tomatoshiba]

PlayroughShipping Week 2026 Day 2 - Touch

ok now we r back on track gang

god lebanne you’re so lucky

[tomatoshiba]

PlayroughShipping Week 2026 Day 1 - Dance

no I’m not late