Novacane

[ihearttitanic]

A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.

[sweaterwithpaintstains]

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

[susielesbian]

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[astrodickology]

Your man’s birth chart

Sun in: bitch ass

Moon in: lying ass

Mars in: cheating ass

Venus in: creeping ass

Rising: Nigga

[theultimatechoice]

[celebsofcolor]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[habibi243]

Me

[fuks]

[fozmeadows]

Peak capitalism is not immediately knowing if this is satire

[bitchycode]

[stability]

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[omega3]

[scum2]

*literally just drinks some water*

[eastwickg-deactivated20230601]

[twitblr]

The devil made me dirty

[onlytwitterpics]

[thegoodvybe]