so imagine when shadow weaver gets to the afterlife or whatever, there's like a support group for people who preformed the Spell of Obtainment and so she's like "aight bet" and goes. but since it's implied that former users of the spell died instantly or died prematurely it's just a bunch of 20-30 year olds who are like, from anywhere between 2 BC and 1800 so they're all simultaneously too young and too old for her to deal with there's also something to be said about her living to retirement age when she did the "fucking kills you" spell at like 20-30

















