Peter: You know funny thing is, I went to my therapist the other day and mid way, they cried.
Stiles:... Well that's a new achievement
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Peter: You know funny thing is, I went to my therapist the other day and mid way, they cried.
Stiles:... Well that's a new achievement
Scott: Uhhh-.. You want a beer?
Stiles: HE'S LIKE FOUR-
Liam: uhm- I'm 15..?-
Stiles: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE CHILDREN ALCOHOLIC DRINKS-
Derek: Thank you for inviting me into your home Mr. Stilinski
Sheriff: Of course, you're welcome here with open arms.
Stiles:.. And my open legs too..
Derek: what
Stiles: what-
ALRIGHT LISTEN- MALEC IS JUST SO FUCKIN CUTE, REMEMBER THE PART SOMEWHERE IN SEASON ONE WHERE MAGNUS SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING NOT MET SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ART AS CLARY AS MICHAEL ANGELO AND IMPLIES THAT THEY SLEPT WITH HIM OR SMTH AND GLANCED AT ALEC LIKE "You hear that Alec? I slept with Michael Angelo- you gonna get jealous? Cmon give me a reactionnn"
Stiles:*clearly frustrated* I am at a lost for words
The pack: *did some dumb shi-* Despite being lost for words, Stiles yelled at us for 45 minutes
Merlin: So... Do I get a hug?
Arthur: What- for what?
Merlin: Well considering I just saved your life I think I deserve a hug
Arthur: Must be so touchy feely, Merlin?
Merlin: Must you be such a clot pole?
Gwaine: *hidding behind a wall somewhere* FOR CHRIST'S SAKE JUST HUG THEN CONFESS
Stiles: You guys know what sounds really really good right now?
Derek: Ripping the throats of our enemies
Erica: Then burning them.
Peter: *from wherever the hell he might've summoned from* and then consuming their souls.
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Stiles: I was gonna say some curly fries but it seems that we'll be taking a quick detour to a therapist instead-
Peter: Do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?
Chris: Love- the light of my life, but also the bane of my existence, please stop-
Peter:.......Come on let's go and play..
Chris: I swear-
Stiles: *from God knows where* I never see you anymore, come out the door-
Ah hey we got the same exact thing as a concept of this except mine's wolfstar
Sirius: Do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?
Remus: Love- the light of my life, but also the bane of my existence, please stop-
Sirius:.......Come on let's go and play..
Remus: I swear-
James: *from God knows where* I never see you anymore, come out the door-
If I see one more goddamn Moonknight fic with the selfcest tag I’m going to McFucking lose it.
👏Marc 👏 and 👏 Steven 👏 are 👏 different 👏 people 👏
That’s literally the point of having DID.
EXACTLY
Hey how are you been a while
A prompt ive been thinking about is how this all must look to meggie, like obv mo and df have their private moments and they hold back near the kids but like... there is still something there, you know. And meggie is very observant, she can see the lingering touches, the discreet nuzzles when they think nobody is looking, the way mo swallows with his mouth open at the sight of df coming home shirtless and covered in dirt before telling him to take a shower and change...
Now that i think about it, how open would they be near their family? Would df invite mo to the shower with him to 'save water' if he knew meggie was in hearing shot? Would they still peck each other on the cheek or lips? Maybe slap each others asses? I know my parents do that, so why not them, you know
And of course meggie acts disgusted at all this while inside shes like,, happy for both of them
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gremssssss, i've missed you!!! it's been forever and it's been a crazy few days and i haven't written anything i'm so sorry ily please forgive me
have this little thing as an apology 🥺 ily hope you're doing well!!
Please do more of these, I love Dustfinger and Mo's ship so much and it's so damned underrated and your stories about them are just so utterly amazing 😭
And maybe you could even do a little prompt where it's DustFinger who's jealous this time around with a very touchy customer who's all up on Mo? 👀
I love the fact that the knights doesn't care whether Merlin is ready to murder Arthur, like he really could try and shoot Arthur with a bow and arrow and Leon's just gonna be "ah it's just horseplay" and the other knights would simply agree
Merlin: I love you
Arthur:
Merlin:
Arthur:
Merlin:
Arthur: WhY-
Stiles: I am not the pack mom! Stoppp-
The pack pups: *holding boxes of chocolates and flowers since it mothers day*
Stiles: Jesus Christ- fine alright just for today, just for today I'll accept it but that's just 'cause I want my deserved chocolates.
Stiles: uhm... What if we- ya know, go on a date this Friday? Maybe catch a movie or-
Derek: We've literally been married for nearly three years now?-
Stiles: hush Der, anyways, we could go grab milkshakes right after and thennnn
Isaac: Stiles where my lacrosse gear?
Stiles: Put it away in your bedroom closet.
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Scott: Stiiiiiiles- I skinned my knee
Stiles: Scottie you're a werewolf- it'll be healed within seconds
Scott: *famous puppy eyes*
Stiles: *sighs* fine you want me to kiss it better?
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Erica: Boyd for the last fuckin time-
Stiles: *from a whole different room* LANGUAGE!
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Stiles: I honestly don't get why people label me as a pack mom, geez-
Allison and Scott: *about to head out for a date* we'll be going now!
Stiles: You two best be back before 10 pm!
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Stiles: Anyways, seriously like gosh, 'pack mom'? Really??
Sirius *casually peeling potatoes to help out at the potters house*: I think I'm getting the hang of it, hadn't even accidentally sliced my hand with the peeler yet
James who's very much trying to fit in with the trends nowadays: fuck yeah you are, peeling those potatussy well
Remus: What in the shi--